IMPress Polly
04-01-2019, 05:02 AM
Robert Mueller's report, just released in unredacted form, finds Donald J. Trump and associates to be completely and totally exonerated of all crimes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day). Meanwhile, notes attached to the president's tax returns show that he was unable to release them until now because he has been continuously under IRS audit for his entire adult life (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/stupid).
(Also, April Fool's.)
(Also, April Fool's.)