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Santa's Little Helper
04-14-2013, 12:32 PM
Over afew bloody marry's I was pondering Bacon

Why are we attracted to the UNHEALTHY FOOD


Why can't Veggies and Oatmeal taste LIKE BACON

Bacon bacon

I love bacon in the morning I love bacon in the afternoon I love bacon in the evening beneath the silver moon



Sometimes Loving you is like frying bacon butt naked you can

Santa's Little Helper
04-14-2013, 12:36 PM
Mmnnnnn Bacon on The Beach

Conley
04-14-2013, 01:01 PM
Santa's Little Helper

I think you need a dog bro

Santa's Little Helper
04-14-2013, 01:05 PM
Santa's Little Helper

I think you need a dog bro

I have a sheppard Ginger not my name I adopted her and she responds to ginger

Also got a cat I call him.Stoney

Actually my boy says "Dad you need to GET LAID"

Conley
04-14-2013, 01:07 PM
Well dang son then take that pooch for a walk, get some fresh air and drink a nice big glass of WATER

Greenridgeman
04-14-2013, 01:18 PM
Over afew bloody marry's I was pondering Bacon

Why are we attracted to the UNHEALTHY FOOD


Why can't Veggies and Oatmeal taste LIKE BACON

Bacon bacon

I love bacon in the morning I love bacon in the afternoon I love bacon in the evening beneath the silver moon



Sometimes Loving you is like frying bacon butt naked you can


Some of the oldest people I know eat bacon and eggs every morning.

You've been bullshitted again, ain't a damned thing wrong with bacon.

I once gave up meat, sweet, sweet bacon included, and, ate a bowl of steel cut oats with no sugar added, every day for over a year.

My cholesterol went up.

Go fry your bacon, it'll do you good.

Santa's Little Helper
04-14-2013, 02:12 PM
Some of the oldest people I know eat bacon and eggs every morning.

You've been bullshitted again, ain't a damned thing wrong with bacon.

I once gave up meat, sweet, sweet bacon included, and, ate a bowl of steel cut oats with no sugar added, every day for over a year.

My cholesterol went up.

Go fry your bacon, it'll do you good.

Dude I eat the WTF I want and I ain't got no worries cause next year 2014 Obamacare gonna take care of me Greenridgeman

Got 2 and a half packages of Oscar Meyer thick cut and dozen and half eggs

In my pantry you'll find numerous cans of Hormel Corned Beef Hash

I got a half gallon of Karkov Vodka

No squares though Seven Bucks a Pack I done threw my Winston lights away about 8 years ago I CANT AFFORD CIGARETTES anymore

But I smoke WEED

Got OBAMACARE hm hm hm

Santa's Little Helper
04-14-2013, 03:51 PM
$9.99 large pizza 3 toppings and FREE DELIVERY

Little dago joint in the shopper paper cuopon

Authentic New York Style Pizza

Ten bucks and afew buck for the delivery kid gonna take em for a test drive and try em out

Pizza mmmmmmm I feel my gut expanding already and I ain't even done ordered yet

Greenridgeman
04-14-2013, 04:02 PM
$9.99 large pizza 3 toppings and FREE DELIVERY

Little DAGO joint in the shopper paper cuopon

Authentic New York Style Pizza

Ten bucks and afew buck for the delivery kid gonna take em for a test drive and try em out

Pizza mmmmmmm I feel my gut expanding already and I ain't even done ordered yet



Poor lil' Annette Funicello not even cold in the grave yet, and you with the racial slurs.

Have you no shame sir?

I hope they spit on your pizzas.

oceanloverOH
04-14-2013, 08:37 PM
If you can be a good boy for a few minutes, SLH, I found some ladies to model bacon bikinis for you.

2352

Chloe
04-14-2013, 09:24 PM
Sorry but that's disgusting

Peter1469
04-14-2013, 09:35 PM
Well, you don't eat pork....

Chloe
04-14-2013, 09:40 PM
Well, you don't eat pork....

Wearing a bikini made out of meat is disgusting peter

Peter1469
04-14-2013, 09:51 PM
Wearing a bikini made out of meat is disgusting peter


I wouldn't wear a bikini period.

Chloe
04-14-2013, 09:52 PM
I wouldn't wear a bikini period.

Well I'd hope that you wouldn't either

oceanloverOH
04-14-2013, 10:22 PM
Wearing a bikini made out of meat is disgusting peter

Smile, hon, it was posted in fun, to get a laugh outta the guys.

Peter1469
04-14-2013, 10:24 PM
Smile, hon, it was posted in fun, to get a laugh outta the guys.

It made me hungry. :wink:

Who is that new pop singer? Lady Gaga- didn't she wear a meat dress somewhere?

Chloe
04-14-2013, 10:28 PM
Smile, hon, it was posted in fun, to get a laugh outta the guys.

I'm sorry

Sytha
04-14-2013, 10:40 PM
life is far to short, so stop and smell the roses.












2354

Sytha
04-14-2013, 10:43 PM
It made me hungry. :wink:

Who is that new pop singer? Lady Gaga- didn't she wear a meat dress somewhere?

it sure was, and she cracked me up with that one. I loved the tied up shoes.




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Peter1469
04-14-2013, 10:44 PM
That looks good.

I have eaten roses before, but not with bacon!

oceanloverOH
04-15-2013, 05:39 AM
I'm sorry

Don't be sorry sweetie....I just hope I didn't offend you.....don't need our Chloe gagging in the tPF bathroom, lol!

Greenridgeman
04-15-2013, 07:44 AM
Don't be sorry sweetie....I just hope I didn't offend you.....don't need our Chloe gagging in the tPF bathroom, lol!

Grossing out The Board Sweetie is not cool.

And I thought you were one of the nice ones.

oceanloverOH
04-15-2013, 09:12 AM
I won't do it again, I pwomise......