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oceanloverOH
08-02-2013, 10:31 AM
A lawyer, an illegal alien, a pathological liar, a muslim, a communist, a white guy and a black guy walk into a bar.



The bartender says,



"What'll it be, Mr. President?"
Cigar
08-02-2013, 10:38 AM
I don't know they had a Bar in The White House :grin:
Mr. Mensch
08-02-2013, 10:47 AM
I don't know they had a Bar in The White House :grin:

He's got to have somewhere to serve his home brew.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2012/08/newly-revealed-white-house-facility-a-brewery/1
Cigar
08-02-2013, 10:52 AM
He's got to have somewhere to serve his home brew.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2012/08/newly-revealed-white-house-facility-a-brewery/1

He's the President ... he doesn't serve his home brew ...

... they do :laugh:

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_free_images/0519-1010-0717-0217_the_team_of_important_chefs_and_kitchen_staff _for_an_important_white_house_dinner_m.jpg
Mr. Mensch
08-02-2013, 10:56 AM
He's the President ... he doesn't serve his home brew ...

... they do :laugh:

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_free_images/0519-1010-0717-0217_the_team_of_important_chefs_and_kitchen_staff _for_an_important_white_house_dinner_m.jpg

Not a very gracious host, now is he?
Cigar
08-02-2013, 11:00 AM
You don't remember this?

http://nimg.sulekha.com/entertainment/original700/barack-obama-bobby-flay-2009-6-19-17-50-22.jpg
Mr. Mensch
08-02-2013, 11:01 AM
You don't remember this?

http://nimg.sulekha.com/entertainment/original700/barack-obama-bobby-flay-2009-6-19-17-50-22.jpg

He didn't invite me, so no.
Chris
08-02-2013, 11:06 AM
I don't know they had a Bar in The White House :grin:

http://i.snag.gy/i4Cpa.jpg
Chris
08-02-2013, 11:07 AM
He's the President ... he doesn't serve his home brew ...

... they do :laugh:

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_free_images/0519-1010-0717-0217_the_team_of_important_chefs_and_kitchen_staff _for_an_important_white_house_dinner_m.jpg

Empty image.

Empty chair.

Empty suit.
Cigar
08-02-2013, 11:11 AM
Empty image.

Empty chair.

Empty suit.

Bull-Shit Debunked :grin:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ZRjDTujoEo/S1d1F-akztI/AAAAAAAABqQ/LnA5F1Hzf_Y/s800/Barack-Obama-Oval-Office.jpg

Try again ...
Cigar
08-02-2013, 11:13 AM
http://i.snag.gy/i4Cpa.jpg

Come in side ... no waiting ... :grin:

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4644080525312163&pid=1.7