Top Ten Reasons You Know Your Employer Has Changed to ObamaCare

[Mainecoons]

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Top 10 Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed to Obama Care:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(09) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(07) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(04) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(03) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

(02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(01) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and Super Glue.


"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford

[Libhater]

Great post! The truth about this financially ominous healthscare train wreck is really starting to take hold.

[Mainecoons]

I'm going to volunteer as a medical practitioner to handle (!) #10 above!

:grin:

[Chris]

Funny and sad as hell.

[Agravan]

hey, but it's "free"!!

[Perianne]

I am a nurse and am already living the life in Obamacare. I am changing jobs to get away from the software.

[Libhater]

I'm going to volunteer as a medical practitioner to handle (!) #10 above!

:grin:

Just hope your age factor doesn't stop you from achieving that lofty goal.

[Mainecoons]

Just hope your age factor doesn't stop you from achieving that lofty goal.

I'm hoping they'll think I'm safe!

:grin:

[lynn]

Now that obesity is considered a disease, how many employers are going to hire you if you are overweight? The question of what are your hobbies or interests, do you think you will be hired if you like to sky dive or any other activities that might result in an injury? How about women of childbearing age, do you think they might not get hired if they decide to get pregnant? Flu vaccinations are going to be mandatory soon, do you think you can keep your job if you refuse?

[patrickt]

I thought one of the top ten was you were just notified you're working 29 hours a week? Now, correct me if I'm wrong but deadbeats who refuse to work still get Medicaid so they don't go on Obamacare?