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Cigar
10-01-2013, 12:20 PM
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/boro-flee.jpg

Millions of Tea Party loyalists fled the United States in the early morning hours today, seeking what one of them called “the American dream of liberty from health care.” :laugh:

Harland Dorrinson, 47, a tire salesman from Lexington, Kentucky, packed up his family and whatever belongings he could fit into his Chevy Suburban just hours before the health-insurance exchanges opened, joining the Tea Party’s Freedom Caravan with one goal in mind: escape from Obamacare.

“My father didn’t have health care and neither did my father’s father before him,” he said. “I’ll be damned if I’m going to let my children have it.”


But after driving over ten hours to the Canadian border, Mr. Dorrinson was dismayed to learn that America’s northern neighbor had been in the iron grip of health care for decades.

“The border guard was so calm when he told me, as if it was the most normal thing in the world,” he said. “It’s like he was brainwashed by health care.”

Turning away from Canada, Mr. Dorrinson joined a procession of Tea Party cars heading south to Mexico, noting, “They may have drug cartels and narcoterrorism down there, but at least they’ve kept health care out.”

Mr. Dorrinson was halfway to the southern border before he heard through the Tea Party grapevine that Mexico, too, has public health care, as do Great Britain, Japan, Turkey, Spain, Belgium, New Zealand, Slovenia, and dozens of other countries to which he had considered fleeing.

More at: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/10/millions-flee-obamacare.html#entry-more


:smiley_ROFLMAO::smiley_ROFLMAO::smiley_ROFLMAO::s miley_ROFLMAO::smiley_ROFLMAO: I think we're going to laughing at Republicans for Decades . :smiley_ROFLMAO::smiley_ROFLMAO::smiley_ROFLMAO::s miley_ROFLMAO::smiley_ROFLMAO:

Ethereal
10-01-2013, 12:46 PM
You do realize this is not a real story, yes?

Cigar
10-01-2013, 12:50 PM
You do realize this is not a real story, yes?

Oh-My-God .... you're a genius ... how did you figure it out? :laugh:

I bet MainKitty or Señor-D told yea :grin:

Alyosha
10-01-2013, 12:50 PM
You do realize this is not a real story, yes?

No, I don't think he does. He also has confused Utah and Colorado.

Ethereal
10-01-2013, 01:00 PM
Oh-My-God .... you're a genius ... how did you figure it out? :laugh:

I bet MainKitty or Señor-D told yea :grin:

If you want to base your worldview on fake stories made up by DNC boot-lickers, then be my guest.