"Obama Care Enrollment Packet"

[Libhater]

Many of you have been confused and frankly upset with this Obama care product and its process. Many of you have seen the financial woes it creates and have opted to buy the survival guide to 'ObamaCare'. But rather than spend $$ for the survival guide, there is this new 'obamacare enrollment packet' free of charge for those contemplating actually signing up for this monstrosity. A friend of mine just received his free packet in the mail.


It contained:


* An aspirin and a Band-Aid


* An 'Obama Hope & Change bumper sticker


* A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign


* A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everyone' poster

* A 'Tax the Rich' banner

* An application for food stamps

* A Prayer Rug

* A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

* And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass


Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish

[Mainecoons]

:rofl:

[fyrenza]

Many of you have been confused and frankly upset with this Obama care product and its process. Many of you have seen the financial woes it creates and have opted to buy the survival guide to 'ObamaCare'. But rather than spend $$ for the survival guide, there is this new 'obamacare enrollment packet' free of charge for those contemplating actually signing up for this monstrosity. A friend of mine just received his free packet in the mail.


It contained:


* An aspirin and a Band-Aid


* An 'Obama Hope & Change bumper sticker


* A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign


* A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everyone' poster

* A 'Tax the Rich' banner

* An application for food stamps

* A Prayer Rug

* A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

* And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass


Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish

DAMN IT!!! I'm "out" of rep, again!

FAB thread, and I'll "vote" on it!

[Agravan]

Many of you have been confused and frankly upset with this Obama care product and its process. Many of you have seen the financial woes it creates and have opted to buy the survival guide to 'ObamaCare'. But rather than spend $$ for the survival guide, there is this new 'obamacare enrollment packet' free of charge for those contemplating actually signing up for this monstrosity. A friend of mine just received his free packet in the mail.


It contained:


* An aspirin and a Band-Aid


* An 'Obama Hope & Change bumper sticker


* A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign


* A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everyone' poster

* A 'Tax the Rich' banner

* An application for food stamps

* A Prayer Rug

* A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

* And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass


Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish

They left out the Vaseline...oh wait, this is the Obama administration, they want it to hurt.

[fyrenza]

VINDICTIVE is their middle name, eh?

Cripes.

[keymanjim]

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