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Codename Section
11-04-2013, 04:20 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/04/3-arrested-after-man-shot-during-bigfoot-hunting-expedition/?intcmp=trending



An apparent hunt for Bigfoot in the woods of Oklahoma went wrong after a man reportedly heard a “barking noise,” turned around and shot his friend in the back, police say.

One of the men told authorities they were hunting for the mythical beast in the woods of Rogers County Saturday night.
The wounded man allegedly shot by 21-year-old Omar Pineda was not named, but he is expected to survive, News on 6 reports. Pineda was arrested and charged with reckless conduct with a firearm and obstruction.

Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton said Pineda's father-in-law, Perry Don James, 53, threw Pineda's gun into a pond on the property. James was arrested and booked on complaints of a felon in possession of a firearm and destruction of evidence.



Chalk one up for the elusive giant hairry ape man, he foiled their nefarious plots to destroy him. The Squatch is a crafty and worthy adversary. He made a barking sound and fooled Omar into thinking it was him and shooting the shit out of his friend. That will teach them to hunt Bigfoot!


Also Mr. Pineda is a felon with a gun. How'd that happen? I thought felons were forbidden from owning firearms. Why didn't the law build an invisible force field around him?

Captain Obvious
11-04-2013, 05:06 PM
Awesome!

Alyosha
11-04-2013, 05:07 PM
You and the Squatch.

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 06:24 PM
You and the Squatch.

Some day, Smarty-pants. Some day.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pXGblkPACUE/UfPnChv6bqI/AAAAAAAALvg/AVjxT5tXC0g/s1600/vikings_vs_bigfoot.jpg

Peter1469
11-04-2013, 07:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 08:02 PM
Peter1469

do you play?

Peter1469
11-04-2013, 08:06 PM
Hell no.

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 08:07 PM
We went squatchin' last summer but just ended up getting drunk in the woods.

Peter1469
11-04-2013, 08:21 PM
We went squatchin' last summer but just ended up getting drunk in the woods.

Isn't that how big foot sightings happen? :grin:

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 08:24 PM
Isn't that how big foot sightings happen? :grin:


Maybe. It's a marine thing. Ask Cthulhu Marines are obsessed with Squatch. And Ron Paul.

Cthulhu
11-04-2013, 08:36 PM
Maybe. It's a marine thing. Ask @Cthulhu (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=872) Marines are obsessed with Squatch. And Ron Paul.

Confirmed. Most are Tron Paul fans, but Squatchers are a smaller, more devoted subculture. It is really based on the squad level. If there is a single squatcher in a squad, it infects the rest of the squad - there is usually no resistance to it. A platoon sized element of squatchers would be exceedingly rare.

In my platoon there was about 6 guys that were going to hunt bigfoot. I said that if they ever went to look me up.

fyrenza
11-04-2013, 08:41 PM
We went squatchin' last summer but just ended up getting drunk in the woods.

Sounds like MY kind of huntin'! http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/Forum%20Stuff/rofl-smilie_zpsbe9cabeb.gif (http://s235.photobucket.com/user/Fyrenza/media/Forum%20Stuff/rofl-smilie_zpsbe9cabeb.gif.html)

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 08:53 PM
Confirmed. Most are Tron Paul fans, but Squatchers are a smaller, more devoted subculture. It is really based on the squad level. If there is a single squatcher in a squad, it infects the rest of the squad - there is usually no resistance to it. A platoon sized element of squatchers would be exceedingly rare.

In my platoon there was about 6 guys that were going to hunt bigfoot. I said that if they ever went to look me up.

I have done my squatch research. I am prepared to trap him. I will use Newcomb as bait.

Cthulhu
11-04-2013, 08:58 PM
I have done my squatch research. I am prepared to trap him. I will use Newcomb as bait.

Make sure to feed him lots of avocados, and paint him with canola oil. Bigfoot is fond of his polyunsaturated fats you know.

fyrenza
11-04-2013, 09:07 PM
Hey, yeah, but wtf do you do, if you FIND him???

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 09:09 PM
Hey, yeah, but wtf do you do, if you FIND him???


Uhhh, take a fuzzy picture, grab some hair and run?

Cthulhu
11-04-2013, 09:10 PM
Uhhh, take a fuzzy picture, grab some hair and run?

Bring back a hand, or it is nothing but photoshop.

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 09:14 PM
Bring back a hand, or it is nothing but photoshop.

But what if I grab a giant fuzzy hand and by the time we get back its just a regular human hand because Bigfoot in actuality is just a werebear?

fyrenza
11-04-2013, 09:17 PM
YIKES!!! YOU ... handicapper of unfortunate lesser life-forms!

You'd have to CAPTURE him, imho ...

Pieces and parts of him don't really count.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_oem9BqUTI

Peter1469
11-04-2013, 09:19 PM
They are probably inter-dimensional creatures and you would never get close to them. :wink:

Cthulhu
11-04-2013, 09:21 PM
But what if I grab a giant fuzzy hand and by the time we get back its just a regular human hand because Bigfoot in actuality is just a werebear?

I guess you're just nerfed then. You could always try a live stream to a server that will recorder the encounter. And then bring him back to the lab where we can do evil science to him/her/it.

Besides, if it is a wearbear, than silver will bring it down easy, and other munitions will fail. Best pack silver rounds just in case.

fyrenza
11-04-2013, 09:21 PM
But what if I grab a giant fuzzy hand and by the time we get back its just a regular human hand because Bigfoot in actuality is just a werebear?

A "werebear?"!?

HOLLY SHIT!!!

Is that some sort of new-fangled cartoon for the kids of the terminally-obsessed-with-vampire-movies parents?

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 09:24 PM
They are probably inter-dimensional creatures and you would never get close to them. :wink:

This is a possibility, Peter. You are wise in the ways of science.

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 09:25 PM
A "werebear?"!?

HOLLY SHIT!!!

Is that some sort of new-fangled cartoon for the kids of the terminally-obsessed-with-vampire-movies parents?


My queen is a D&D freak and has been walking me through Magical Creatures. Werebears are more powerful than Werewolves and Wererabbits.

Cthulhu
11-04-2013, 09:26 PM
My queen is a D&D freak and has been walking me through Magical Creatures. Werebears are more powerful than Werewolves and Wererabbits.

Did she sit you down and make you look at the monster manual? *hysterical laughter*

Peter1469
11-04-2013, 09:28 PM
This is a possibility, Peter. You are wise in the ways of science.

Yes, keep that in mind.... :wink: Don't worry, it comes with age.

Codename Section
11-04-2013, 09:29 PM
Did she sit you down and make you look at the monster manual? *hysterical laughter*

Duh! Thanks for that, devil.

fyrenza
11-04-2013, 09:54 PM
My queen is a D&D freak and has been walking me through Magical Creatures. Werebears are more powerful than Werewolves and Wererabbits.

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/avatars/PinkBunnyAvvy-200_zps473acb8b.jpg (http://s235.photobucket.com/user/Fyrenza/media/avatars/PinkBunnyAvvy-200_zps473acb8b.jpg.html)

EEEKKKEEE!!!

^That's^ one of the avvys I use on forums.