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Germanicus
03-11-2014, 07:11 PM
When I was a little kid I spent a heap of time at my mates house. He was my best mate from when I was 4 years old to like 10 when he moved to Perth. I remember you couldnt say the word toilet at his house because his parents considered the term to be offensive. His father was a Presbyterian Priest. At his house you had to say 'lavatory'.

Anyway, why are your American lavatories so strange and full of water? Australia has normal toilets. What is your problem? Seriously.


Battle of the toilets, Australia versus America (http://redearthbluesky.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/battle-of-the-toilets-australia-versus-america/)

Posted on April 30, 2013 (http://redearthbluesky.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/battle-of-the-toilets-australia-versus-america/) by redearthbluesky (http://redearthbluesky.wordpress.com/author/redearthbluesky/)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Australian_Toilet.JPG/300px-Australian_Toilet.JPG (http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Australian_Toilet.JPG) An Australian toilet.



Some years ago, I visited America and discovered they had weird toilets. At first I thought they were blocked as the water came right up to the brim; however, I discussed it with some travelling companions and we speculated that they were meant to be that way. We wanted to test out theory but were a bit scared of an overflow if we pressed the button. Eventually, we knew we had to try. Slowly we approached, like a tiger stalking a prey, and pressed. Low and beyond, we were right! The pool started turning in a vortex motion before disappearing down the drain and then refilling.


http://redearthbluesky.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/battle-of-the-toilets-australia-versus-america/

I have never been to USA and Im not coming. I would have to bring a shovel or something. Your toilets scare the shit outta me. And you people dont get splashback? What is going on over there? Anyway, now I understand that anti-Australian Simpsons episode where they pretend our water swirls around as when you flush. It does not. So it does not swirl in the opposite direction. Like everything about that anti-Australian idiot cartoon it is wrong. Our toilets woosh. ( woosh isnt a word in America? Fuck off yankee spellcheck. And no. NO! I will not spell yankee with a capital )


In regards to function, the Australian system allows for the dual flush so less water needs to be used for a number 1 than a number 2.


So after consideration of the pros and cons, I’m going to have to declare the Australia system the superior version, if only because it is more environmentally friendly.
http://redearthbluesky.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/battle-of-the-toilets-australia-versus-america/

This is a serious problem. Americans are not only using insane toilets where the water level is almost at your butt but you are wasting all of the worlds water. Shouldnt you guys make normal toilets? Like to save the whales and the environment and stuff at the very least. And for your own sakes? Spashback must be a major problem for you all. I seriously would not want to use an American toilet. They are insane.

Why are your toilets so stupid America? And why are they wasting so much water?

What do the environmentalists think?

Should Obama introduce a scheme to get America moved to environmentally friendly and normal toilets? Would that counter the fact that he is being forced to allow the Keystone Pipeline to go through do you think? He has to throw greenies a bone doesnt he? Why not get normal toilets. It may increase travel to USA and help your tourism industry as well.

What do you guys think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td3luNjEKTs

The Simpsons is such trash. And so stupid. And wrong. And a liar. Our toilets do not swirl. So why make an episode saying that they swirl in the opposite direction? That is just fucking strange.

Germanicus
03-11-2014, 07:24 PM
The stuff about the Public Bootings is all correct. And how we are all descended from convicts..

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And our Prime Minister like to hang out drinking beers in a dam. Sure thats all true. But the toilets in Australia do not swirl. And we do not drink Fosters. We just sell that stuff to stupid tourists. We drink Tooheys and VB.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU

Bob Hawke rules.

Peter1469
03-11-2014, 07:41 PM
The US has the best toilets.

Germanicus
03-11-2014, 08:33 PM
The US has the best toilets.

I disagree. That water level is way too high for my liking. And a waste of water.

Peter1469
03-11-2014, 08:35 PM
We have lots of water. I like it.

GrassrootsConservative
03-11-2014, 09:47 PM
We like to be clean. Is that such a crime?

zelmo1234
03-12-2014, 01:47 AM
You should really be pissed at your Canadian brothers. They still can use 3.5 gallon flush toilets?

The ones in my house look like yours.

And you really should come to the USA, you seem to be getting sucked in by the propaganda!