Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat in 2014

[Libhater]

10. I'll vote Democrat because I can't wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because
the student athletes are union employees.

9. I'll vote Democrat because I believe oil company's profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but
the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

8. I'll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn
than I would.

7. I'll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I'll vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are
all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that
get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I'll vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies aborted so long as we keep all
death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I'll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social
Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I'll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as
the Democrats see fit.

2. I'll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to
suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And the Number One reason I'll vote Democrat is:

1. I'll vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not
drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.

[1751_Texan]

10. I'll vote Democrat because I can't wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because
the student athletes are union employees.

9. I'll vote Democrat because I believe oil company's profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but
the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

8. I'll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn
than I would.

7. I'll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I'll vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are
all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that
get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I'll vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies aborted so long as we keep all
death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I'll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social
Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I'll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as
the Democrats see fit.

2. I'll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to
suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And the Number One reason I'll vote Democrat is:

1. I'll vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not
drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.

10 good reasons to vote against anyone that believes these things.

1 good reason to vote against any candidate that believes the "opposition" believes these things.

Kill two idiot birds with one stone.

[nathanbforrest45]

10 good reasons to vote against anyone that believes these things.

1 good reason to vote against any candidate that believes the "opposition" believes these things.

Kill two idiot birds with one stone.

So you will be voting Libertarian in November?

[Libhater]

10 good reasons to vote against anyone that believes these things.

1 good reason to vote against any candidate that believes the "opposition" believes these things.

Kill two idiot birds with one stone.

Give us a democrap that doesn't follow along with those 10 Democratic base issues, for I
haven't seen anything to make me believe democrats have a differing agenda.

[Cigar]

I'll Vote Democrat because I clearly remember the hysterics from the August 2008 Market Avalanche to it's absolute bottom on March 1st 2009.

March 1st 2009 = 6627 today 16,449.25 ... that's a plus 9822 in 5 years.

Now if you were NOT apart of that ... you should fire your Financial Adviser for obvious incompetence ... today!

Enough said .... :wink:

[Common Sense]

I love these conservative chain emails. It's pablum for the modern American conservative.

[Libhater]

I love these conservative chain emails. It's pablum for the modern American conservative.

For America's sake, lets just hope that enough voters eat and digest that pabulum by voting a straight Republican ticket come November.
A vote for a democrap is a vote to continue along with those 10 base democrap agenda-driven ideals as outlined in the OP.