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Alyosha
05-01-2014, 12:59 PM
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-zombie-apocalypse-florida-bill-20140430,0,2194806.htmlstory

If there were a zombie apocalypse in Florida, gun owners would be able to take their weapons with them as they ran screaming from the walking dead, even without a concealed weapons permit, if new legislation is passed. Senate Bill 296

Captain Obvious
05-01-2014, 01:00 PM
Awesome!

I don't even know why I bother getting out of bed anymore.

Alyosha
05-01-2014, 01:01 PM
Part of me thinks that legislators having a sense of humor is a good thing and then part of me is: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?

Peter1469
05-01-2014, 01:04 PM
I don't think people need permission in the case of a zombie apocalypse.

The Xl
05-01-2014, 01:04 PM
Lmfao.

Why do these guys get paid these crazy salaries with huge benefits? These guys aren't even qualified to work a register.

Captain Obvious
05-01-2014, 01:06 PM
I don't think people need permission in the case of a zombie apocalypse.

LOL - leave it to Peter to debunk the idea with logic.

Alyosha
05-01-2014, 01:12 PM
LOL - leave it to Peter to debunk the idea with logic.

Yeh, this could have been a good thread. :)

Part of me wishes for the zombie apocalypse so that things can get exciting again. I mean, you know if Zombies are running around then you're not obligated to pay taxes.

Captain Obvious
05-01-2014, 01:19 PM
Yeh, this could have been a good thread. :)

Part of me wishes for the zombie apocalypse so that things can get exciting again. I mean, you know if Zombies are running around then you're not obligated to pay taxes.

http://dobrador.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/13088655137471796_og9BJH6o_f.jpg

Captain Obvious
05-01-2014, 01:20 PM
Yeh, this could have been a good thread. :)

Part of me wishes for the zombie apocalypse so that things can get exciting again. I mean, you know if Zombies are running around then you're not obligated to pay taxes.

I'm sure you've seen Shawn of the Dead. One of my top favorite movies.

Alyosha
05-01-2014, 01:23 PM
I'm sure you've seen Shawn of the Dead. One of my top favorite movies.

I like when they find out the stepfather is a zombie.

Captain Obvious
05-01-2014, 01:52 PM
I like when they find out the stepfather is a zombie.

The flipping through the vinyl records is the best scene IMO.

Captain Obvious
05-01-2014, 01:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qHAOY7C1go

nic34
05-01-2014, 02:05 PM
I am Legend had the scariest zombies of all...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ewpYq9rgg3w

Peter1469
05-01-2014, 02:34 PM
I think the Walking Dead has it the best.

nathanbforrest45
05-02-2014, 06:35 AM
Yeh, this could have been a good thread. :)

Part of me wishes for the zombie apocalypse so that things can get exciting again. I mean, you know if Zombies are running around then you're not obligated to pay taxes.

But you will have Obamacare to take care of any medical issues you may have if attacked.

nathanbforrest45
05-02-2014, 06:38 AM
One draw back to Zombie attacks is they are only interested in eating your brain. This means after it is all over only those with no brains will be left. Can you really envision an entire world of Cigars and Exotixs?

Alyosha
05-02-2014, 10:08 AM
I am Legend had the scariest zombies of all...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ewpYq9rgg3w

Those were vampires. The best zombies were in 28 Days.

Codename Section
05-02-2014, 10:09 AM
If a zombie apocalypse broke out I would be the happiest fucking man on the planet. I live for a zombie apocalypse.

Polecat
05-02-2014, 11:29 AM
When ever I get forced to go to the mall I realize the zombie apocalypse began some time ago. I know I am one when I sit in front of the tube at night and watch the same geico commercial 50 times.

Cthulhu
05-02-2014, 12:27 PM
Best zombies were in World War Z - the book. Haven't seen the Brad Pitt edition of it and don't plan on it.

Peter1469
05-02-2014, 03:18 PM
Best zombies were in World War Z - the book. Haven't seen the Brad Pitt edition of it and don't plan on it.

The movie is OK, just don't compare it to the book. Very different.

Cthulhu
05-02-2014, 03:48 PM
The movie is OK, just don't compare it to the book. Very different.

I heard it was cool, but deviated from the book in many ways.

Common Sense
05-02-2014, 03:49 PM
The book was much much better...

Peter1469
05-02-2014, 04:42 PM
I heard it was cool, but deviated from the book in many ways.

The book was a collection of short stories. The movie had one man's story.

nathanbforrest45
05-02-2014, 08:43 PM
If a zombie apocalypse broke out I would be the happiest fucking man on the planet. I live for a zombie apocalypse.

No brains?

nathanbforrest45
05-02-2014, 08:44 PM
The book was much much better...


Never judge a book by its movie

Dr. Who
05-02-2014, 10:25 PM
Yeh, this could have been a good thread. :)

Part of me wishes for the zombie apocalypse so that things can get exciting again. I mean, you know if Zombies are running around then you're not obligated to pay taxes.
On the down side, you can't stay put anywhere long enough to pay taxes, what with the flesh eating Zombies everywhere.:shocked:

Dr. Who
05-02-2014, 10:30 PM
When ever I get forced to go to the mall I realize the zombie apocalypse began some time ago. I know I am one when I sit in front of the tube at night and watch the same geico commercial 50 times.
LOL - the mall on Christmas eve - definitely an invasion of Zombies. People all shuffling along with a glazed look in their eyes. Alternatively Black Friday is truly frightening.

Peter1469
05-03-2014, 02:15 AM
Never judge a book by its movie

I think that the movie is so different you should consider the movie and book to be two different stories.

Don
05-05-2014, 12:59 AM
Zombieland had pretty good zombies and the best zombie killer.

http://youtu.be/cwprGyncs0A

They even had rules for survival (http://www.zombielandrules.com/)

Oh yeah, the Florida legislators ought to be doing real legislative work instead of being comedians.

GrassrootsConservative
05-07-2014, 04:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DExlXcU20U

nathanbforrest45
05-07-2014, 08:15 AM
I think that the movie is so different you should consider the movie and book to be two different stories.

Kind of like "Starship Troopers" The only similarity was the title and the fact they were invaded by bugs.