Heyduke
05-09-2014, 11:30 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/serial-pooper-defiling-yards-texas-town-article-1.1784636
The Texas community of Woodland Heights became the latest to be victimized by of a wave of terror sweeping across the nation. Another serial defecator has taken to the offensive, pooping as many as 6 times in a single driveway before the homeowner installed security cameras. Video footage momentarily captured a middle aged balding man pinching one off and then fleeing into the night.
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of our nation's capitol, a serial defector unleashes his terror on the streets;
"This may be a serial defecator as this is not the first time," according to the police logs.
Police Lt. Chris Perley said , "They should stop doing it". I should think so, but for a serial defecator, the ends justify the means.
Lt. Perley has many sleepless nights to look forward to. In order to catch a serial defecator, you have to think like a serial defecator. And we can only hope that Lt. Perley is the perfect man for the job.
http://www.conwaydailysun.com/index.php/newsx/local-news/110713-serial-defecator-on-the-loose
Sometimes, a wave of violence like this can bring a country together. Now is the time to stand strong and stick together... and of course watch your steps.
The Texas community of Woodland Heights became the latest to be victimized by of a wave of terror sweeping across the nation. Another serial defecator has taken to the offensive, pooping as many as 6 times in a single driveway before the homeowner installed security cameras. Video footage momentarily captured a middle aged balding man pinching one off and then fleeing into the night.
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of our nation's capitol, a serial defector unleashes his terror on the streets;
"This may be a serial defecator as this is not the first time," according to the police logs.
Police Lt. Chris Perley said , "They should stop doing it". I should think so, but for a serial defecator, the ends justify the means.
Lt. Perley has many sleepless nights to look forward to. In order to catch a serial defecator, you have to think like a serial defecator. And we can only hope that Lt. Perley is the perfect man for the job.
http://www.conwaydailysun.com/index.php/newsx/local-news/110713-serial-defecator-on-the-loose
Sometimes, a wave of violence like this can bring a country together. Now is the time to stand strong and stick together... and of course watch your steps.