A bedtime story

[Refugee]

Refugee’s Socialist bed time story, with illustrations no less!

Once upon a time, in a land far away called Welfare, there lived a young healthy couple called Mr and Mrs Grabitall. The Grabitall’s lived next door to the Workyabuttsoff and one day they sat down to talk. “Ya know”, said Mr Grabitall, “I can’t make sense of this equality stuff. If I don’t work I’m poor and if I work the government take so much off me I become poor again.”Mr Workyabuttoff thought for a moment and then told him the following tale.

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According to liberal socialist mythology, there existed far away a tree, a money tree. Whoever finds this tree finds eternal socialism. Excitedly Mr and Mrs Grabitall set off to search for the Holy Grail.

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On their search in the world they encountered many people whom they asked. The Communists told them, “Yes, it exists, the government are looking after it for us”. The Capitalists told them that, “Everyone has the opportunity to find it, but not everyone can pick its fruits”, whilst the Anarchists told them that if they believed and could convince everyone else to believe, then they too would believe what everyone else then believed.

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Eventually they came across a conservative, it is said a relative of the Workyabuttsoff. A fine upstanding man, clothed in the finest cloth and a wallet the thickness of a thousand food stamps. “Pray tell us”, they asked, “where exists such wealth if not under Socialism, have you indeed found the money tree?”. “Indeed I have”, said the conservative, “it lies not in the pockets of governments or in ideologies, but in your labour.” “But I don’t work”, said Mr Grabitall, “and that’s why the elusive money tree will remain forever a myth to you”, replied the Conservative!

And that boys and girls is why your parents, distant relations of the Workyabuttsoff, were able to bring you you up without having to look for the money tree like the Grabitalls, who relied on Obama and socialism. :smiley:

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[Germanicus]

I live in a capitalist state. I dont work. Capitalists work for me. So that I can play stoned golf on wednesday and watch Ghostbusters 2 on tv in the middle of the day on a weekday. I dont hear alarms. Sleep when I get tired. Wake when I am rested. Have time to read. Play video games. I am smashed on drugs all day. I could grow them but to me it is funnier if capitalism pays for them. Yay capiatlism.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2at-fdeopY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig0LL3KrZd0

Shouldnt you capitalists be working? What time is work in the morning? (: BUZZ BUZZ! BUZZ BUZZ! ((:

Capitalists often do suffer from being time poor. Mostly not though if they are any decent surplus capitalist they should have plenty of free time. They just say that they dont. They have less than me though. (: I am like a time billionaire. (:

edit- I dont need bed time stories. Or to count sheep. I do not use an alarm. I do not like them. They annoy me.

edit- I even have hooker money thanks to capitalism. I love capitalism. Democratic capitalism of course. Is there any other kind?

edit- See I have time to learn all about socialism. And capitalism. And fascism. And communism. And whatevr else I like. I think Democratic Capitalism kicks ass.

edit- Why are capitalists paying for my hookers anyway? I think I may be confused? I dont think I understand. Am I missing something?

edit- Hey. can you capitalists make me some new video games like Total War but make it more realistic. Like the actual campaign part. One turn should not equal a year or half of a year. Thats stupid. I would like a game that is more realistic. Chop chop. entertain me. I dont care which capitalist makes it. I will buy it from steam with the money that capitalists give me. Ok... go.

edit- New budget for the year just came in. I thought it was a little soft on welfare but I am in the minority on that it seems. To me welfare seems more than generous. In Australia. Like for free its not too bad. Sure it could be better. but for free I guess its acceptable. In my opinion. many are always calling for it to be far more generous though. What do I know right?

edit- I have not looked at the budget yet or read anything about it because I couldnt really give a fuck about Australia. Seems that the middle class welfare has been cut.

You have middle class welfare in Australia you ask? Oh fuck yes. Heaps of it. We even pay for high income families to have babies. Capitalism has been great for us Aussies. Capitalism has given all Australians security and so many benefits. Universal healthcare. Like I dont work and I could see a doctor tomorrow if I wanted. I may need to wait a month or so for a specialist but what do I want for free? plus on private cover you have to wait unless you are super rich anyway. Its a scam.

I honestly appreciate that capitalists go to work so that I can lay around eating grapes. And capitalist even give me hooker money. Its awesome. And my welfare is not temporary. It goes forever.

Forever.

And all that I need to do is go and meet with this really attractive girl called Emma once a month when I feel like it. That what they expect from me to pay me hooker money and stuff. The capitalists I mean. So I had this guy before but I didnt like him so I kind of fired him so to speak and replaced him with Emma. I think Emma is doing well. I like her.

Im serious. ((:

edit- Allso, I have to go online and fill in a form that takes 5 seconds once every couple of months. And also one 5 min hello phone call from centrelink once every 3 months I think. Pretty sure three. they call up and say hello are you doing what you need to do? You say yes you are. They say ok. Then they hang up. Its usually less than 5 minutes but I like to try to keep them on the phone for as long as possible to fuck with them.

I really feel sorry for those in USA that work for tips. Or min wage. I mean Jesus Christ. talk about slaves. I feel bad enough for our slaves and they make $16 an hour. And thats not enough for us. We are always pushing for more. Like only a retard would work for $16 an hour. Many Americans seem to be retarded. ( Or slaves (: )


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnhDfZVZA38

edit- Now if you happen to be an Aboriginal.- Cha Ching! (: Like regular welfare in Australia is pretty damn good but Aboriginal welfare is world beating. I mean it doesnt get much better than that.

edit- See they will ask on cetrelink forms - Are you an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander? even though they know you are not because you already told them. ( I think they are worried some Aboriginal or Torres Strait islander will fill the forms in wrong and miss out on extras ) So I have thought about ticking yes. Kinda like that movie Soul Man.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVtsvIpJFTw

See not only are Aboriginals black but they are also Aboriginal. Like aboriginal to Australia I mean. Ummm. ... like Native. ((: You know? So they get great welfare. Even if they dont need it and especially actually.

Is it time the Aboriginal people of Australia thought of a name for themselves? Like Aboriginal is causing confusion that is needless. Plus they are three different people. Like Australoids, Tasmanoids and Murrayians. not to mention Torres Strait Islanders. So anyway, to cal them Aboriginal is confusing in my opinion. I say we cal them Inconeseans. Or someting. Like something from the latin terra incognita.


I think we wouuld all agree that referring to the 'Aboriginal' people of Australia ( Australiods/Murrayians ) as Incogneseans from now on would be sensible. I like it. Incogneseans.

aboriginal
abəˈrɪdʒɪn(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: aboriginal


1.
inhabiting or existing in a land from the earliest times or from before the arrival of colonists; indigenous.








See Aboriginals have no name. It was acceptable to say Abrorignee in the past but not since the late 90s really. It became racist somehow. Something to do with the ee bit apparently. You seriously cant say Abo. That is very bad now.

Im not sure if many ASboriginals know that some are Australiods and some are Murrayians and some are/were ( we killed them all ) Tasmanoids. They dont seem to know this. They think they are one group. Faitr enough but why not think of a name instead of stealing a word? Like Aboriginals have pretty much stolen the word Aboriginal. imagine if I gathered three groups of people and named them natives. It would be confusing at the very least. Yep, Im pretty sure that I calling Aboriginals Incogneseans from now on. that covers Australoids, Tasmanoids ( RIP ), Murrayians, and Torres Strait Islanders. Incogneseans.

edit- No no nio wait. hold everything. --- Incognoids.

Do you love it?

edit- yes. The Incognoids. Of Australiasia. A very noble people that are the aboriginal people of the Australian continent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uszdyMaC2c

Im not so sure Im happy with the treaty. What do I know though? Capitalists know what you are doing. Is that game ready yet? Chop chop. I need entertainment. Thats what capitalists are for right? And hooker/drug cash.


Career

Dingo is a distinguished actor and presenter in film and television, and promoted the Generation One "Hand Across Australia" which was a promotion for Indigenous equality.
He collaborated with Richard Walley to create a controversial "Welcome to Country (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_Country)" ceremony in Perth in 1976, after dancers from the Pacific islands would not perform without one.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Dingo

Oh my god that is funny. Kinda like how almost no Aboriginal tribes played Didgeridoo.


Welcome to Country and Acknowledgement of Country are protocols (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protocol_(politics)) sometimes used in Australia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia) at the opening of meetings, launches, special events and official functions. The practice shows respect for the traditional custodians of a particular region or area.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_Country#cite_note-ACTGov-1)
A Welcome to Country is where an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander custodian or elder from the local region welcomes people to their land.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_to_Country

So all the dancing when the Queen comes or whatever is bullcrap. Ernie Dingo thought it up in the 70s. He is just a terrible token Aboriginal media personality.

edit- I know a guy that makes digeridoos actually. He makes a bit out of it. Low overheads I guess. he pays a couple losers to go out with him and pick up these stick that termites have hollowed out Im pretty sure. Like they need to be a certain kind of stick/branch thing. And then he puts them in a ute or trailer or whatevr and then sands and paints them and sells them to tourist places.

You can only make digeridoos if you are an Aboriginal. Like its illegal to make them if you are not Aboriginal. Like you can pay white losers to pick them up for you but they cant sell them anyway. Like you could even let them paint them. As long as the Aboriginal sells them to the shop they are authentic. But its funny because almost no Aboriginal tribes played digeridoos. (:

Whats that guys name?

edit- Tourists seem to like them anyway. Also, Aboriginals seem to like them. I dont think they are aware that almost no Aboriginals played them. They have kind of adopted it for all tribes though as some ethnic gimmick. And now it is a part of their culture. Like they play them on Aboriginal day at schools and stuff. Like some guy that can play one comes and plays. It always seems a little scary to me to be honest. Al those dudes jumping around with sticks. Makes me feel nervous you know?

edit- I really dont think there is a great deal of funds left over for research at the Aboriginal Tent Embassy in Canberra at Old Parlimant House ( they built a new one after the Aboriginals made a tent embassy on the lawn of the original. Im serious. Security is tight at the new parliment House. They are the loo out for Aboriginals with temnts. because once they put one on the lawn you cant really move them. Like because they are black and stuff. Like you wouldnt let white people squat on the lawn of Parliment House but Aboriginals are black and also native. but yeah. not much research at the Tent Embassy from what I can tell. So Aboringinals do not know their own history. Only what we tell them. Like because they didnt keep any records.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74sV65lWp0&feature=kp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP4LG1T-9Ww&feature=kp

I dont dance! I dont jump! I dont front! I do the fuck what I want! (:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPu2PdLW3I&feature=kp

Capitalism works well in my opinion.

But if the standard of your entertainment should sip. I will raise hell. Dont ever forget that. Also. Im watching you. Remember that I see everything. I even have CCTV. Dont you capitalists ever forget that I am watching you.

edit- HA!

edit- Black Jeff. That guy I mean. I think I was confusing him with this other guy Cuz. Like in my head.

(: I met this guy and I ask his name and he tells me Cuz. Im thinking - hmm. I dont think I could call you that. (: Cuz. And he tells me this. Thats a funny nickname for an Aboriginal. When you think about it.

Cuz hanged himself actually. I didnt really know him.