The New Orders

[nathanbforrest45]

According to a recent news article in a secret meeting the Democrats have embarked on a program of programing the voting machines to apply severe electrical shocks to anyone pushing any button for any Republican candidate. Furthermore, some have been rigged to inject a small amount of the AIDS virus at the same time.

"We'll get rid of these bastards one way or another" declared an unnamed attendee at this meeting. Keep listening for later developments.

[Mainecoons]

:rofl:

They've got plenty of sources for the AIDs virus from within their own ranks, that's for sure.

This will never fly because, thanks to Obama, the electricity will be too expensive.

[exotix]

I nominate this for the best right-wing conspiracy to date ... LOL.


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[exotix]

:rofl:

They've got plenty of sources for the AIDs virus from within their own ranks, that's for sure.

This will never fly because, thanks to Obama, the electricity will be too expensive.
Save yourself ... from yourself .... http://i60.tinypic.com/330y1ro.gif


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[MrJimmyDale]

I nominate this for the best right-wing conspiracy to date ... LOL.

He looks like a lefty to me........


http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/327/6/3/Straight_Jacket_Photo_by_Reno_R_Psychopathic.jpg

[nathanbforrest45]

Well, finally Exotix has posted a photo of itself so all can see!!

Thank you, that sincerely explains a lot about your postings.

[Common Sense]

According to a recent news article in a secret meeting the Democrats have embarked on a program of programing the voting machines to apply severe electrical shocks to anyone pushing any button for any Republican candidate. Furthermore, some have been rigged to inject a small amount of the AIDS virus at the same time.

"We'll get rid of these bastards one way or another" declared an unnamed attendee at this meeting. Keep listening for later developments.

Double whammy....awesome!

[nathanbforrest45]

This all sounds as reasonable to me as the claims of the "violent rhetoric" of the Tea Party does to the left wingers. It has about the same credentials as those claims so how could be possibly be wrong?

[Common Sense]

"we came unarmed...this time"

[nathanbforrest45]

"You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet"

[nathanbforrest45]

"we came unarmed...this time"

Would you mind a link to this being made by a Tea Party representative? I have seen the claims made but so far just claims. I know you must know exactly who said this and under what circumstances.

[MrJimmyDale]

"You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet" "Spit on it or something!!!!!"

[sachem]

According to a recent news article in a secret meeting the Democrats have embarked on a program of programing the voting machines to apply severe electrical shocks to anyone pushing any button for any Republican candidate. Furthermore, some have been rigged to inject a small amount of the AIDS virus at the same time.

"We'll get rid of these bastards one way or another" declared an unnamed attendee at this meeting. Keep listening for later developments.Make it MERS and I'll believe it.

[nathanbforrest45]

Make it MERS and I'll believe it.


OK, see revised 10:00 report

[nathanbforrest45]

According to a recent news article in a secret meeting the Democrats have embarked on a program of programing the voting machines to apply severe electrical shocks to anyone pushing buttons for Republican candidate. Furthermore, some have been rigged to inject a small amount of the MERS virus at the same time.

"We'll get rid of these bastards one way or another" declared an unnamed attendee at this meeting. Keep listening for later developments.


10:00 News Update

Amelia Earhart's body has not been found. It is assumed, for lack of any other evidence to the contrary, that she hijacked the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 and is currently using it to ferry Boko Haram members out of Nigeria.

[exotix]

*We came armed ... next time we shoot*


Tea Party sniper targeting BLM Agents at Bundy Ranch

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/newsroom/img/mt/2014/04/RTR3L0EB/lead.jpg?n414z8

[nathanbforrest45]

Exotix.

You are probably, bar none, the biggest fool on the entire internet.

[sachem]

10:00 News Update

Amelia Earhart's body has not been found. It is assumed, for lack of any other evidence to the contrary, that she hijacked the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 and is currently using it to ferry Boko Haram members out of Nigeria.She is an extraordinary woman.