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Alyosha
06-17-2014, 07:32 AM
From Michael K at Dlisted who always brings the best news.

http://dlisted.com/2014/06/16/the-tsa-got-all-up-in-mini-mes-ass-yesterday/

Actor, reality show mess and sex tape star (http://dlisted.com/2008/06/25/prepare-to-be-turned-on/)(Do not click on that link if you went through weeks upon weeks of hypnotherapy to rid your head of the image of Mini-Me mouth boning a trick with his baby carrot tongue.) Verne Troyer posted thispicture on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/VerneJTroyer/photos/a.10151829657701647.1073741825.79013326646/10152276365761647/?type=1) yesterday of a TSA agent practically performing a prostate exam on him during a search. We should all feel safer knowing that the TSA searched Mini-Me’s mini ass crack for weapons of destruction like knives, guns or a copy of The Love Guru.
Meanwhile, as that TSA agent acted out a scene straight out of John Travolta’spersonal massage room, Peter Dinklage whizzed by the security line on a chauffeured airport cart chariot. This would’ve never happened to Peter Dinklage.
via TMZ (http://www.tmz.com/2014/06/16/verne-troyer-tsa-scooter-photo-airport/)


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Peter1469
06-17-2014, 03:45 PM
Damn!
The Xl
06-17-2014, 04:17 PM
Lol what the hell
Alyosha
06-17-2014, 04:21 PM
Think how little his ass is and that hand...that hand....
The Xl
06-17-2014, 04:25 PM
You gotta be one sick depraved fuck to join the TSA
Common Sense
06-17-2014, 04:28 PM
They didn't search Dinklage for crossbows?
Redrose
06-17-2014, 07:14 PM
What the hell was he looking for, WMD's?

I flew to Phoenix about a year ago. I'm a 5'2" 125 lb non Middle Eastern woman wearing slim jeans and a sweater. Not much chance to hide anything. I was put through a screening procedure. Last time I fly!!! But, but six Muslim women wrapped up in 500 yards of black material with just eyes peering out and their hands not visible,were ushered through without a hitch. What a crock of PC bullshit. Thank God they weren't on my plane. They could have had the "shoe bomber" hidden under there with room left over for a bazooka.
If I ever fly again, I'm carrying a piglet.
The Xl
06-17-2014, 07:16 PM
What the hell was he looking for, WMD's?

I flew to Phoenix about a year ago. I'm a 5'2" 125 lb non Middle Eastern woman wearing slim jeans and a sweater. Not much chance to hide anything. I was put through a screening procedure. Last time I fly!!! But, but six Muslim women wrapped up in 500 yards of black material with just eyes peering out and their hands not visible,were ushered through without a hitch. What a crock of PC bullshit. Thank God they weren't on my plane. They could have had the "shoe bomber" hidden under there with room left over for a bazooka.
If I ever fly again, I'm carrying a piglet.

The TSA is both invasive and highly illogical. A total fucking waste of money, and such a bad precedent to set in regards to limiting our civil liberties.
Peter1469
06-17-2014, 07:30 PM
The TSA seems to be paralyzed with political correctness.

But I can say that they have layers of security. The clowns that you interact with as a member of the flying public are just the first layer.
The Xl
06-17-2014, 07:35 PM
The TSA seems to be paralyzed with political correctness.

But I can say that they have layers of security. The clowns that you interact with as a member of the flying public are just the first layer.

It's paralyzed with stupidity and perversion.

I don't agree with discrimination at the airport, but if you're not looking at the likely suspects, then it's doubly retarded