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dadakarma
04-17-2012, 03:14 PM
The Secret Service Says They Are Investigating Ted Nugent’s Threatening Remarks Toward Obama (http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/04/17/465855/secret-service-ted-nugent/) | Ted Nugent’s threatening remarks (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/ted-nugent-stumps-mitt-romney-nra-convention-chop-their-heads-november-video) about President Obama at the annual National Rifle Association convention in St. Louis have earned him a follow-up conversation with the Secret Service. On Sunday, the singer remarked that “if Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” The Secret Service, which investigates all threats against the President, confirmed to New York Magazine’s Daily Intel blog (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/ted-nugent-threatened-to-kill-president-obama.html) that they have in fact flagged Nugent’s comment. “We are aware of it, and we’ll conduct an appropriate follow up,” the agent told the magazine. Nugent endorsed Mitt Romney — albeit reluctantly — via Twitter (https://twitter.com/#%21/TedNugent/status/175680421462425601) last month, and at least one Romney, middle son Tagg, was excited about the news. (https://twitter.com/#%21/tromney/status/175704301606420480) Watch the video of his remarks, courtesy of Right Wing Watch:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06XVt6zEr9E&feature=player_embedded

http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/04/17/465855/secret-service-ted-nugent/

dadakarma
04-17-2012, 03:41 PM
Look who the Nuge hangs with - Sherriff Joe!

From a few months back....:grin:

Ted Nugent and Sherrif Joe Arpaio meet for Dinner to Heart
(http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/ted-nuggent-and-sherrif-joe-arpaio-meet)

What do you get when you put a draft dodging, conservative 70's rock guitarist and a xenophobic and possibly corrupt Arizona sheriff? Dinner with Wingnuts.

FOX Phoenix: (http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/entertainment/celebrity_news/sheriff-joe-and-ted-nugent-have-dinner-date-6-27-2011)


They come from two different worlds, but Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and rocker Ted Nugent do see eye to eye on the issue of illegal immigration.

That was a topic of discussion at a dinner date between the two Monday night.

The two see eye to eye on pretty much everything -- just two friends from two very different backgrounds, having dinner, and they let us crash the party.

Nugent is still known for his guitar playing, but these days his conservative politics are becoming just as well known. He's even a special deputy in the sheriff's office.

"He's a captain. If he does good we'll make him a colonel," chuckles Arpaio. Nugent was sworn in last year and since then the two have stayed in touch. Nugent was invited to dinner at Bobby Q's near Dunlap and I-17 in Phoenix, and he asked the sheriff to come along.

So what does Nugent like so much about Sheriff Joe?

"How about truth and logic and the American way and doing the right thing whether it's politically correct or not. Getting the job done protecting the citizens and enforcing the law… what I just mentioned is all the right things and all the obvious common sense thing to do. And he is my common sense guy," he says.

Nugent has become well known for his support of gun rights and his distaste for some prominent Democrats. He's also heavily involved in the DARE program.

They may come from two different worlds which would be law enforcement and music, but they carry the same ideological background. And they both like to hunt things except Joe hunts people.

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/ted-nuggent-and-sherrif-joe-arpaio-meet

Alias
04-17-2012, 04:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-ETxVyHZuQ

gophangover
04-18-2012, 08:52 AM
Music is a "liberal" art, that's why Nugent sucks at it.

Alias
04-18-2012, 10:46 AM
Nugent doesn't play "music". He plays "testosteronic angst".

OFBUACMKA
04-18-2012, 11:08 AM
It seems to me that Nugent has as much a right to say what he wants as anyone.
I've also got to wonder why Joe Arpaio is so villified.

For that matter - why is this post in this section?

Alias
04-18-2012, 11:09 AM
It seems to me that Nugent has as mich a right to say what he wants as anyone.
I've also got to wonder why Joe Arpaio is so villified.

They're villified because they are American in their soul.

OFBUACMKA
04-18-2012, 11:28 AM
They're villified because they are American in their soul.

Heaven forbid! Wait! Did I just say "heaven"? (hope nobody heard)

Conley
04-18-2012, 11:33 AM
They're villified because they are American in their soul.

Nugent is also vilified for Damn Yankees. :grin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE

Mister D
04-18-2012, 11:33 AM
Heaven forbid! Wait! Did I just say "heaven"? (hope nobody heard)

You are obviously a right wing fundamentalist Christian zealot. :wink:

OFBUACMKA
04-18-2012, 11:44 AM
You are obviously a right wing fundamentalist Christian zealot. :wink:

Thanks for defining me - I've been searching for an identity. :greatjob:

Mister D
04-18-2012, 11:46 AM
And welcome!

OFBUACMKA
04-18-2012, 11:47 AM
merci'

Alias
04-18-2012, 12:02 PM
You're all a bunch of racist, bigoted, homophobic, Islamophobic, poopy pants haters.

:applause:

OFBUACMKA
04-18-2012, 12:03 PM
:afro: True dat, mah brutha...

spunkloaf
04-18-2012, 12:44 PM
Heaven forbid! Wait! Did I just say "heaven"? (hope nobody heard)

Nice to meet you.

And nobody cares if you say heaven. You don't have to act like a victim, it really is a pathetic ploy.

OFBUACMKA
04-18-2012, 01:02 PM
Nice to meet you.

And nobody cares if you say heaven. You don't have to act like a victim, it really is a pathetic ploy.

I'd agree if I were serious but, you see, I was being sarcastic.

Sorry if you were confused...

That said - thank you for your warm welcome.

Alias
04-18-2012, 01:41 PM
Oh goody. It's time to get a beer and some popcorn.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/04/ted-nugent-fires-back-at-secret-service-probe/

MMC
04-18-2012, 01:46 PM
Oh goody. It's time to get a beer and some popcorn.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/04/ted-nugent-fires-back-at-secret-service-probe/


:happy1: .......:terribletowel: ...... :computer:

Alias
04-18-2012, 02:36 PM
True genius....poaching baby deer on your own hunting t.v. show.




http://news.change.org/stories/ted-nugent-caught-poaching-on-the-outdoor-channel



From the genius who told us he'd 'rape a nun if she got in my way'.


And he rails agains potheads. Methinks he should've taken a toke or two when he was young. He wouldn't be so angry, and perhaps his music would reflect a little creativity.

Gee, I can't understand why anyone would be angry at what's going on in our country. Gee, I just dunno..........

OFBUACMKA
04-18-2012, 03:27 PM
:walk: Well, I was hoping to catch the (in)famous Dadakarma in action - I guess I'll try again tomorrow...

dadakarma
04-18-2012, 04:07 PM
Ted Nugent Doubles Down, Calls Democratic Leadership 'Subhuman,' 'Varmints' (http://crooksandliars.com/blue-texan/ted-nugent-doubles-down-calls-democrati) Apparently, being under investigation by the Secret Service doesn't worry Ted Nugent one bit, because he went on CNN's Dana Loesch's radio show and threw more poo from his cage. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/17/ted-nugent-obama-remarks_n_1432988.html)

"I'm a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally," the rock star complained to Loesch. "And there are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth...I spoke at the NRA and will stand by my speech. It's 100 percent positive. It's about we the people taking back our American dream from the corrupt monsters in the federal government under this administration, the communist czars he has appointed."
He's at a Nazi-Klan, rally to be sure. But..."communist czars?"

Nugent also compared Wasserman Schultz and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to "varmints."

"Varmints are sometimes clever, but they're really easy to outmaneuver," Nugent said, before calling Pelosi a "sub-human scoundrel."

Apparently, the irony of casting himself as a victim of "Nazis" while railing against sub-human communist vermin is lost on him.


Here's what needs to happen next.


Barack Obama's campaign should call on Mitt Romney to reject and denounce these recent comments. The Democrats in the House should call on John Boehner to reject and denounce these comments. Every elected Republican or GOP operator near a microphone should be asked to reject and denounce these comments. Democrats should be in front of the cameras asking why Republicans are tolerating hate speech like this in their party, and they should keep doing it until the GOP says "Uncle" and they hate the sound of Ted Nugent's voice.


That's the correct playbook. Will they run it?

http://crooksandliars.com/blue-texan/ted-nugent-doubles-down-calls-democrati

:roflmao:

Alias
04-18-2012, 05:42 PM
Why wasn't he angry during the Bush years?

Gee, I dunno. Why don't you tell us.

ramone
04-18-2012, 06:16 PM
:walk: Well, I was hoping to catch the (in)famous Dadakarma in action - I guess I'll try again tomorrow...

Don't waste your time, unless you are keen to be dumbed down and the ignore function is what I'd recommend for her. Of course if you like to converse with Special Olympics Alumi, then by all means have at it. Don't say we didn't warn you.

dadakarma
04-18-2012, 06:29 PM
Don't waste your time, unless you are keen to be dumbed down and the ignore function is what I'd recommend for her. Of course if you like to converse with Special Olympics Alumi, then by all means have at it. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

:roflmao:

dadakarma
04-18-2012, 06:38 PM
Definitely gonna see what Romney thinks about this. Thanks Ted.

Yep. The Nuge's endorsement should be brought up again and again. Captain Etch-A-Sketch is 'delighted', he says.

dadakarma
04-18-2012, 06:39 PM
He can't see us.

He has a condom over his face.

:grin: ...but he can hear us......

Alias
04-19-2012, 07:58 AM
Yep. The Nuge's endorsement should be brought up again and again. Captain Etch-A-Sketch is 'delighted', he says.

I'm sure Romney is just shaking and quaking with fear.

OFBUACMKA
04-19-2012, 08:07 AM
I don't think the Romney camp has much to worry about regarding Nugent. after all, the White House distraction machine has HO-bamagate and an appetite for dog meat to contend with - unless they try to use Nugent as a dodge.

OFBUACMKA
04-19-2012, 08:08 AM
:grin: ...but he can hear us......

AH! The oft-mentioned Dadakarma! Does your typing make much noise?

Alias
04-19-2012, 11:54 AM
I think Obama should invite Ted for a "Beer Summit". Ted can bring the venison.

keyser soze
04-19-2012, 11:55 AM
The Young Turks takes down Nugent....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZyg3Urf0w&feature=player_embedded

Of course, Romney didn't go to Nam either...

Alias
04-19-2012, 11:59 AM
The Young Turks takes down Nugent....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPZyg3Urf0w&feature=player_embedded

Of course, Romney didn't go to Nam either...

Why doesn't he invite Ted on and go face to face?

Alias
04-19-2012, 12:04 PM
Ted is gonna meet with the SS. http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/18/ted-nugent-to-be-interviewed-by-secret-service/?hpt=hp_t2

keyser soze
04-19-2012, 12:41 PM
Nugent NRA Video Removed From YouTube



A video in which aging right-wing rocker Ted Nugent told the National Rifle Association convention last week that he'll be "dead or in jail" if President Barack Obama is reelected has been removed from YouTube following reports (http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2012/0419/Ted-Nugent-gets-call-from-Secret-Service-over-violent-election-remarks) that Nugent had been contacted by the Secret Service.

Right Wing Watch's Josh Glasstetter (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/blog/josh-glasstetter) first noticed that the video had been removed and replaced by a message (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL5zmqbuMxo&feature=plcp&context=C4b414acVDvjVQa1PpcFPyVZUMSkKKiDmSTyLBJCwz JyaWqR7-iq0%3D) that states it has "been removed by the user."

Nugent, who is also a columnist at the Washington Times and whose endorsement waswelcomed by presidential candidate Mitt Romney (http://www.texastribune.org/texas-politics/2012-presidential-election/nugent-endorses-romney-prefers-real-perry/), told the NRA in his speech that "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

Nugent has carved out an over-the-top right wing media persona over the past few years. In 2008 he invited candidate Barack Obama (http://mediamatters.org/research/200708270006) to "suck on his machine gun." Of course, Obama wasn't the president then.

http://motherjones.com/mojo/2012/04/nugent-nra-video-removed-youtube (http://motherjones.com/mojo/2012/04/nugent-nra-video-removed-youtube)

What an idiot!! :rofl:

Alias
04-19-2012, 12:47 PM
Nugent NRA Video Removed From YouTube



A video in which aging right-wing rocker Ted Nugent told the National Rifle Association convention last week that he'll be "dead or in jail" if President Barack Obama is reelected has been removed from YouTube following reports (http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2012/0419/Ted-Nugent-gets-call-from-Secret-Service-over-violent-election-remarks) that Nugent had been contacted by the Secret Service.

Right Wing Watch's Josh Glasstetter (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/blog/josh-glasstetter) first noticed that the video had been removed and replaced by a message (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL5zmqbuMxo&feature=plcp&context=C4b414acVDvjVQa1PpcFPyVZUMSkKKiDmSTyLBJCwz JyaWqR7-iq0%3D) that states it has "been removed by the user."

Nugent, who is also a columnist at the Washington Times and whose endorsement waswelcomed by presidential candidate Mitt Romney (http://www.texastribune.org/texas-politics/2012-presidential-election/nugent-endorses-romney-prefers-real-perry/), told the NRA in his speech that "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

Nugent has carved out an over-the-top right wing media persona over the past few years. In 2008 he invited candidate Barack Obama (http://mediamatters.org/research/200708270006) to "suck on his machine gun." Of course, Obama wasn't the president then.

http://motherjones.com/mojo/2012/04/nugent-nra-video-removed-youtube (http://motherjones.com/mojo/2012/04/nugent-nra-video-removed-youtube)

What an idiot!! :rofl:




I think Obama should have another "Beer Summit" with Ted. After 6 beers, they can do "Cat Scratch Fever" as a duet.

keyser soze
04-19-2012, 04:42 PM
That guy is disgusting...did you hear the story of how he avoided the draft for Viet Nam? Chicken hawk through and through...tough guy indeed...what a creep.

Alias
04-19-2012, 04:48 PM
That guy is disgusting...did you hear the story of how he avoided the draft for Viet Nam? Chicken hawk through and through...tough guy indeed...what a creep.

And he killed Bambi too.

keyser soze
04-19-2012, 04:51 PM
Was that one of the under aged girls he likes so well?

Alias
04-19-2012, 04:56 PM
Was that one of the under aged girls he likes so well?

LOL. Good one. So Nugent is the target today. Ann Romney yesterday. Who is the target tomorrow?

Alias
04-19-2012, 06:46 PM
I was just about to start printing bumper stickers...."Free Ted", but I see the brew ha ha has been resolved. I was so looking forward to a "Beer Summit".

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/19/ted-nugent-interviewed-by-secret-service/?hpt=hp_t3

2Ts
04-21-2012, 12:43 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/21/justice/alaska-nugent-bear-hunting/index.html?hpt=hp_t3


In the plea agreement, Nugent admitted to shooting and killing a bear using a bow and arrow during a hunt on Sukkwan Island in southeast Alaska, just days after he wounded another bear.
Alaska limits licensed hunters to the bagging of one bear per hunting season. Under the law, the wounding of a bear counts toward the season's bag limit.
"Nugent failed to locate and harvest the wounded bear," the plea agreement said.
Where the federal charge against Nugent -- a misdemeanor count of violating the Lacey Act -- comes in to play, according to court documents, is that he left the island by boat with the dead bear and "knew or should have known, in the exercise of due care, that the black bear was taken, possessed or transported in violation of a law or regulation of the United States."



the dumbass showed this crime on his hunting show as well, it appears Nugent is as dumb as teenagers filming their own crime sprees!

Alias
04-21-2012, 01:23 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/21/justice/alaska-nugent-bear-hunting/index.html?hpt=hp_t3



the dumbass showed this crime on his hunting show as well, it appears Nugent is as dumb as teenagers filming their own crime sprees!

Don't vote for him.

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 01:35 PM
:roflmao: ....


Citing inflammatory language while expressing his displeasure with President Barack Obama, the military has uninvited rock star and conservative political activist Ted Nugent from performing at Fort Knox in Kentucky, according to the U.S. Army post’s Facebook page.


“After learning of opening act Ted Nugent’s recent public comments about the president of the United States, Fort Knox leadership decided to cancel his performance on the installation," it's Facebook posting says.


http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/21/11324499-military-cancels-ted-nugent-show-citing-anti-obama-comments?fb_ref=.T5L2jIl1emo.like&fb_source=home_oneline

Alias
04-21-2012, 01:37 PM
:roflmao: ....



http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/21/11324499-military-cancels-ted-nugent-show-citing-anti-obama-comments?fb_ref=.T5L2jIl1emo.like&fb_source=home_oneline

Ooooo, Ted Nugent. Threat to national security. String him up.

This administration needs to be tossed out on their asses and kicked to the curb in front of everyone on inauguration day.

Alias
04-21-2012, 01:50 PM
This is reality.

http://moonbattery.com/?p=10830

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 03:36 PM
http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20120421/b310593/

Nugent needs his guns - it's the only representation of perceived manhood that he has.

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 04:41 PM
About Nugent: “Divisive language is offensive no matter what side of the political aisle it comes from,” Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul told TPM. “Mitt Romney believes everyone needs to be civil.”

Mister D
04-21-2012, 04:51 PM
We have a whole thread dedicated to hatred of Ted fucking Nugent. :undecided: :rofl:

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 05:04 PM
Civil? Yes.

Tell the truth about this administration?

Not so much.

At least he's 'civil'.



“That has got to be the weakest, most meaningless reaction imaginable,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told TPM. “Nugent’s comments were violent and were shocking and beyond the pale — and if Mitt Romney can’t condemn him in no uncertain terms he is not prepared to lead.”

Agreed.

Stoney
04-21-2012, 05:43 PM
We have lots of threads dedicated to maligning and/or demeaning those they can't argue issues with. Issue are much more interesting.

Conley
04-21-2012, 05:46 PM
We have lots of threads dedicated to maligning and/or demeaning those they can't argue issues with. Issue are much more interesting.

Well said Stoney, and appreciated.

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 05:47 PM
We have lots of threads dedicated to maligning and/or demeaning those they can't argue issues with. Issue are much more interesting.

Yes, sometimes issues are more interesting. But now and then, figuratively raking an asshole over the coals is wonderfully cathartic. :)

Stoney
04-21-2012, 05:49 PM
Yes, sometimes issues are more interesting. But now and then, figuratively raking an asshole over the coals is wonderfully cathartic. :)

I certainly understand if that's the limits of your ability to tackle the issue.

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 05:52 PM
I certainly understand if that's the limits of your ability to tackle the issue.

Oh, come on. I engage in many discussion threads here. This is a chat board. It's entertainment. It isn't '60 Minutes'. We're here to discuss, learn - and have fun.

Stoney
04-21-2012, 06:01 PM
Sorry. Its not my idea of fun to demean and malign others. But most of us wouldn't do that in person, so this anonymity will allow that form of fun.

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 06:03 PM
Sorry. Its not my idea of fun to demean and malign others. But most of us wouldn't do that in person, so this anonymity will allow that form of fun.

No one's holding a gun to your head and making you participate on this thread. If it's no fun, find a thread that is. Problem solved. :)

And anonymity has little bearing for me regarding Nugent. I slammed his ass on my Facebook page, too. I don't need to hide what I think of him. He earned the scorn.

Peter1469
04-21-2012, 06:09 PM
In the mean time Ted Nugent was cleared by the Secret Service; they all went hunting together and killed a lot of furry animals; ate them; then hired prostitutes for an after-hunt party.

Mister D
04-21-2012, 07:12 PM
We have lots of threads dedicated to maligning and/or demeaning those they can't argue issues with. Issue are much more interesting.

Yep.

Mister D
04-21-2012, 07:13 PM
And yet, here you are

To scold you, yes.

Alias
04-21-2012, 07:35 PM
Yes, sometimes issues are more interesting. But now and then, figuratively raking an asshole over the coals is wonderfully cathartic. :)

Being an obnoxious, hateful, spewer of leftist propaganda is hardly raking someone over the coals that you consider to be an "asshole". You're a hateful race baiting stupid piece of shit. Nothing more, dear. Go rake your fingernails on a chalk board. You would need some intelligence to rake anyone here, and take it from a bunch of us, you don't have anything remotely near the talent you think you have.

Captain Obvious
04-21-2012, 07:38 PM
In the mean time Ted Nugent was cleared by the Secret Service; they all went hunting together and killed a lot of furry animals; ate them; then hired prostitutes for an after-hunt party.

Har!

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 07:46 PM
Being an obnoxious, hateful, spewer of leftist propaganda is hardly raking someone over the coals that you consider to be an "asshole". You're a hateful race baiting stupid piece of shit. Nothing more, dear. Go rake your fingernails on a chalk board. You would need some intelligence to rake anyone here, and take it from a bunch of us, you don't have anything remotely near the talent you think you have.

Poor baby Jesus. He is crying.122

Alias
04-21-2012, 07:47 PM
Poor baby Jesus. He is crying.122

The baby Jesus is gonna send your race hustling lying ass to hell.

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 07:47 PM
The baby Jesus is gonna send your race hustling lying ass to hell.

Want a cookie, Alias?

:roflmao:

Alias
04-21-2012, 07:50 PM
Want a cookie, Alias?

:roflmao:

The American people are fed up with sick fucks like you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIXO6tb3BPc&feature=related

dadakarma
04-21-2012, 07:51 PM
^^ Oh, boy! Another video I won't watch.

:roflmao:

Alias
04-21-2012, 07:53 PM
^^ Oh, boy! Another video I won't watch.

:roflmao:

Nothing but a nasty filthy troll.

dadakarma
04-22-2012, 01:13 PM
Remember this?

Ted Nugent Befouled Himself to Avoid Vietnam Draft (http://www.pensitoreview.com/2007/08/28/ted-nugent-befouled-himself-to-avoid-vietnam-draf/)

Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment.

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2007/08/28/ted-nugent-befouled-himself-to-avoid-vietnam-draf/

:roflmao:

Captain Obvious
04-22-2012, 04:18 PM
I really don't have any loveloss for Nugent, he's a fucking crackpot but it's somewhat amusing watching all of the liberals on this forum and others all getting their panties in a knot.

It's one reason to like the guy now that I think of it.

dadakarma
04-22-2012, 04:20 PM
I really don't have any loveloss for Nugent, he's a fucking crackpot but it's somewhat amusing watching all of the liberals on this forum and others all getting their panties in a knot.

It's one reason to like the guy now that I think of it.

He needs all the friends he can get at this point. :grin:

Mister D
04-22-2012, 04:39 PM
He needs all the friends he can get at this point. :grin:

Not really. He's laughing all the way to then bank. :laugh:

Captain Obvious
04-22-2012, 04:51 PM
Not really. He's laughing all the way to then bank. :laugh:

That was Liberace's line.

Mister D
04-22-2012, 04:59 PM
That was Liberace's line.

Well, he's dead so it's mine now. :angry: :grin:

ramone
04-22-2012, 05:03 PM
Nothing but a nasty filthy troll.

You left out "with crotch rot."