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Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 03:58 PM
Idea came to me from another thread - who was the hottest 'recent' first lady?

By hot I mean purely physical. Personality, accomplishments, political affiliation are not criteria, this is basic bangability.

And recent only, just to keep the poll simple.

Women can vote too, your opinion counts.

Poll is not public.

PolWatch
09-10-2014, 04:00 PM
Women can vote on basic bangability? really Capt?

Matty
09-10-2014, 04:01 PM
Recent narrows it to michelle. Da winner, no personality no accomplishments, no integrity, just ass.

del
09-10-2014, 04:01 PM
dolly madison takes the cake, imo

drive safely

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 04:01 PM
Women can vote on basic bangability? really Capt?

Why not?

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 04:02 PM
Recent narrows it to michelle. Da winner, no personality no accomplishments, no integrity, just ass.

Just the way we like 'em!

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 04:03 PM
Women can vote on basic bangability? really Capt?

My wife was looking over my shoulder and went with Jackie, for what it's worth.

PolWatch
09-10-2014, 04:03 PM
I guess I just don't know what could count as bangability. I could vote on attractive but since I have never seen a female I would like to bang...

nathanbforrest45
09-10-2014, 04:03 PM
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1707509248/ch0013609

Matty
09-10-2014, 04:04 PM
You said recent Jackie was 60 years ago.

PolWatch
09-10-2014, 04:04 PM
ok...I agree with your wife! Jackie wins!

Cigar
09-10-2014, 04:04 PM
Jackie O ... Hot enough in her day ... Smartest ... Naaa

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 04:05 PM
Awww, shit. This was about bangability or hotness? Michelle O for the bang because she'd be starving for good sex having lived with a dude who's probably thinking of Jay Z while he's in bed with her.

I'd help her remember what it's like to be done by a man who likes women. :cool2:

Cigar
09-10-2014, 04:06 PM
But remember who who her husband was banging :laugh:

Matty
09-10-2014, 04:06 PM
Carter's wife's name was Rosalynn.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 04:10 PM
But remember who who her husband was banging :laugh:

Yeh, dudes. We know all about his "Chicago" interests. She's be all over me...and I'd let her.

Cigar
09-10-2014, 04:12 PM
Jack Kennedy wanted a Lady on the streets but a Freak in the Bed :grin:

Carlsen
09-10-2014, 04:19 PM
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Hillary she is very beautiful :)

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http://im3.peldata.com/bl9/83633/23th.jpg

Cigar
09-10-2014, 04:22 PM
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Hillary she is very beautiful :)

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http://im3.peldata.com/bl9/83633/23th.jpg


So is Bill :laugh:

texan
09-10-2014, 04:46 PM
How did Obama make the list?

Cigar
09-10-2014, 04:52 PM
How did Obama make the list?


You can always google's Laura's Bush ... it's still out there :grin:

The Xl
09-10-2014, 05:16 PM
Hilary 20 years ago, Jackie Kennedy, and probably Michelle Obama would top my list.

We need someone to marry a Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Anniston or a Beyonce or some shit and get in office. Their has never been a really good looking first lady.

birddog
09-10-2014, 05:17 PM
Someone put Moochelle Obama! HaHaHaHa

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 05:19 PM
Hilary 20 years ago, Jackie Kennedy, and probably Michelle Obama would top my list.

We need someone to marry a Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Anniston or a Beyonce or some shit and get in office. Their has never been a really good looking first lady.

I like Nikki Minaj and every female on Game of Thrones.

The Xl
09-10-2014, 05:19 PM
Someone put Moochelle Obama! HaHaHaHa

She's not bad looking for 50.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 05:19 PM
Someone put Moochelle Obama! HaHaHaHa

If your avatar's your pic, that's some irony right there.

The Xl
09-10-2014, 05:20 PM
I like Nikki Minaj and every female on Game of Thrones.

They aren't bad choices either.

The Xl
09-10-2014, 05:20 PM
If your avatar's your pic, that's some irony right there.

Oh shit cuz'

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 05:22 PM
Oh shit cuz'

Am I lyin'?

The Xl
09-10-2014, 05:24 PM
Am I lyin'?

Nope.

Dr. Who
09-10-2014, 05:34 PM
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Peter1469
09-10-2014, 05:36 PM
Jackie O should have not been included. Totally screws with the purpose of the poll.

PolWatch
09-10-2014, 05:37 PM
instead of hot...how 'bout beautiful? I'd vote for Kennedy, Obama....Laura Bush wins for cute (girl-next-door) psst...Lady Bird never looked that good!

Dr. Who
09-10-2014, 05:40 PM
Jackie O should have not been included. Totally screws with the purpose of the poll.
How so?

Dr. Who
09-10-2014, 05:41 PM
instead of hot...how 'bout beautiful? I'd vote for Kennedy, Obama....Laura Bush wins for cute (girl-next-door) psst...Lady Bird never looked that good!
I tried to find the best pictures of these ladies while they were married to the President.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 05:46 PM
I always hear conservatives calling her Moochelle and making like she's fat or something. Anyone who does not like a bit of ass is a faygit and likes boys.

How is this not hot? Tell me.

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/60535-michelle-obamas-surprise-oscars-appearance-how-it-happened-dress-details/1361796931_michelle-obama-article.jpg


I'm not saying I'd pick her over Megan Fox or anything but I'd bang her.

btw, Megan is back to hot. Thank Jesus.

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/article_photos/8ab308b1aa919b0af05cd7580a3fa70facb8157e.jpg

Matty
09-10-2014, 05:48 PM
Nancy Reagan used to be a movie star. I imagine in her youth she was a beauty.

Peter1469
09-10-2014, 05:53 PM
How so?

That is like asking what the best outfit is ...

Never mind, I can't make this sound good.

Forget I said anything....

nic34
09-10-2014, 05:56 PM
I think most of us knew her as Rosalynn Carter.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/Rose_Carter%2C_official_color_photo%2C_1977-cropped.jpg/220px-Rose_Carter%2C_official_color_photo%2C_1977-cropped.jpg (http://thepoliticalforums.com/wiki/File:Rose_Carter,_official_color_photo,_1977-cropped.jpg)

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 05:57 PM
Nancy Reagan used to be a movie star. I imagine in her youth she was a beauty.

no.

http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/archives/photographs/large/H116.jpg

But Laura Bush was hot.

http://img2-1.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090921/laura-bush-240.jpg

Bob
09-10-2014, 06:00 PM
I always hear conservatives calling her Moochelle and making like she's fat or something. Anyone who does not like a bit of ass is a faygit and likes boys.

How is this not hot? Tell me.

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/60535-michelle-obamas-surprise-oscars-appearance-how-it-happened-dress-details/1361796931_michelle-obama-article.jpg


I'm not saying I'd pick her over Megan Fox or anything but I'd bang her.

btw, Megan is back to hot. Thank Jesus.

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/article_photos/8ab308b1aa919b0af05cd7580a3fa70facb8157e.jpg

And pray tell how that boosts her image that you would bang her? I bet you have banged women who most would call ugly as well.

Dr. Who
09-10-2014, 06:01 PM
I think most of us knew her as Rosalynn Carter.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/Rose_Carter%2C_official_color_photo%2C_1977-cropped.jpg/220px-Rose_Carter%2C_official_color_photo%2C_1977-cropped.jpg (http://thepoliticalforums.com/wiki/File:Rose_Carter,_official_color_photo,_1977-cropped.jpg)
She has a very nice face - she seems like a warm person.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 06:02 PM
And pray tell how that boosts her image that you would bang her? I bet you have banged women who most would call ugly as well.

Uh no. :cool2:

Bob
09-10-2014, 06:02 PM
instead of hot...how 'bout beautiful? I'd vote for Kennedy, Obama....Laura Bush wins for cute (girl-next-door) psst...Lady Bird never looked that good!

I am sorry but so far as I am concerned, Mrs. Kennedy was not beautiful but did come with a lot of class. She like Laura is cute or fairly good looking.

Her husband sure was not persuaded since he cheated on Mrs. Kennedy all the time.

Bob
09-10-2014, 06:05 PM
Uh no. :cool2:

No you say? You claim to be a marine. Marines drink. They drink till they are drunk. Drunks make it with ugly women. You merely recall them as pretty. Been there done that too. LMAO

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Dr. Who
09-10-2014, 06:07 PM
I am sorry but so far as I am concerned, Mrs. Kennedy was not beautiful but did come with a lot of class. She like Laura is cute or fairly good looking.

Her husband sure was not persuaded since he cheated on Mrs. Kennedy all the time.
The Kennedy boys (maybe not Bobby) were taught to cheat by Papa Joe. They could have been married to the most beautiful women on the planet, and they still would have cheated.

Cigar
09-10-2014, 06:08 PM
I try not to shit on another mans wife ... unless said wife open her mouth and lets shit come out of it.

Need I say a Name :laugh:

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 06:10 PM
No you say? You claim to be a marine. Marines drink. They drink till they are drunk. Drunks make it with ugly women. You merely recall them as pretty. Been there done that too. LMAO

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Nope. I'm too sexy for myself and for fuglies. Although there was that one time when we visited out buddy and went to Ocean Slime with him.

Yo Ethereal you ever take up with skanks at Ocean Slime?

Codename Section
09-10-2014, 06:26 PM
Nope. I'm too sexy for myself and for fuglies. Although there was that one time when we visited out buddy and went to Ocean Slime with him.

Yo @Ethereal (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=870) you ever take up with skanks at Ocean Slime?


This is why it is no surprise that you have no girlfriend.

Libhater
09-10-2014, 07:01 PM
Did I see that right, that someone actually voted for that 4X4 thunder thighs Moosechelle as being the hottest first lady? LMFAO! One man's trash is another man's beauty I suppose.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 07:02 PM
Did I see that right, that someone actually voted for that 4X4 thunder thighs Moosechelle as being the hottest first lady? LMFAO! One man's trash is another man's beauty I suppose.

Did anyone tell you today that you're stupid? If not, consider it told.

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 07:02 PM
That is like asking what the best outfit is ...

Never mind, I can't make this sound good.

Forget I said anything....

It's cool.

The Xl
09-10-2014, 07:03 PM
Did I see that right, that someone actually voted for that 4X4 thunder thighs Moosechelle as being the hottest first lady? LMFAO! One man's trash is another man's beauty I suppose.

We get it, you aren't fond of teh blacks

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 07:04 PM
Did I see that right, that someone actually voted for that 4X4 thunder thighs Moosechelle as being the hottest first lady? LMFAO! One man's trash is another man's beauty I suppose.

That was me actually.

And after chatting with the ol'lady a little I mentioned my pick and she said "yeah, I can see that too".

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 07:04 PM
We get it, you aren't fond of teh blacks

Guess he never went back.

:biglaugh:

sachem
09-10-2014, 07:08 PM
Did I see that right, that someone actually voted for that 4X4 thunder thighs Moosechelle as being the hottest first lady? LMFAO! One man's trash is another man's beauty I suppose.This the reason there are (at least) 3 former Mrs Libhater's?

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 07:08 PM
This the reason there are (at least) 3 former Mrs Libhater's?

That qualifies as a committee.

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:11 PM
Guess he never went back.

:biglaugh:


Had his toothlick spit out :tongue: ...

You got to bring it big time to be asked to come back :laugh:

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:12 PM
This the reason there are (at least) 3 former Mrs Libhater's?


I guess it's safe to say he ain't good at it ...

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 07:14 PM
I guess it's safe to say he ain't good at it ...

Maybe he hasn't met the right (black) woman yet.

:biglaugh:

Carlsen
09-10-2014, 07:15 PM
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He is very popular with girls

http://s24.postimg.org/xbhl7emk5/bill.jpg

del
09-10-2014, 07:16 PM
Jackie O should have not been included. Totally screws with the purpose of the poll.

purpose?

Carlsen
09-10-2014, 07:22 PM
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She is most beautiful First Lady. She have help a lot of people

http://cdn.grumpyelder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/whitehouse-michelle-obama-speaking-540x286.jpg

The Xl
09-10-2014, 07:24 PM
Michelle could get it.

So could Hilary. 20 years ago anyway. But I was 5 years old then, so that wouldn't work.

Too bad we don't have time machines. Shit would be a lot simpler.

The Xl
09-10-2014, 07:24 PM
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He is very popular with girls

http://s24.postimg.org/xbhl7emk5/bill.jpg

Rofl, Bill doesn't give a fuck. Gotta give him credit there.

I wonder how many 18-30 year olds he plows a week.

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:26 PM
Rofl, Bill doesn't give a fuck. Gotta give him credit there.

I wonder how many 18-30 year olds he plows a week.


More than me ... :laugh:

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:28 PM
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She is most beautiful First Lady. She have help a lot of people

http://cdn.grumpyelder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/whitehouse-michelle-obama-speaking-540x286.jpg


She's a smart confident lady ... I'd put her in any room for debate with any first lady.

Most Men can't handle a Woman who can handle her own.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 07:31 PM
She's a smart confident lady ... I'd put her in any room for debate with any first lady.

Most Men can't handle a Woman who can handle her own.

Her and Hillary would be a fun debate to watch. No. Wait. It wouldn't. It would be boring.

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:35 PM
Her and Hillary would be a fun debate to watch. No. Wait. It wouldn't. It would be boring.


My money would be on Michelle

The Xl
09-10-2014, 07:37 PM
My money would be on Michelle

Shocking.

del
09-10-2014, 07:39 PM
My money would be on Michelle

totally didn't see that coming

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 07:41 PM
Cigar reminds me of Taylor Swift fans when it comes to Obama. My oldest niece acts like him.

Redrose
09-10-2014, 07:44 PM
It's Rosalynn Carter not Eleanor. It was Eleanor Roosevelt, what a woof!!

Jackie O gets my vote. Betty Ford as a young woman was a knockout.

Libhater
09-10-2014, 07:47 PM
Did anyone tell you today that you're stupid? If not, consider it told.

Stupid is anyone that thinks Moosechelle is hot. Would that be you?

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:49 PM
Cigar reminds me of Taylor Swift fans when it comes to Obama. My oldest niece acts like him.


Speaking of Taylor Swift, one of my best friends is her road Head Chef ... :laugh:

I digress :grin:

Redrose
09-10-2014, 07:49 PM
Stupid is anyone that thinks Moosechelle is hot. Would that be you?


She's shaped like a turkey baster. Narrow on top and wide on the bottom. She has great arms though.

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:50 PM
Stupid is anyone that thinks Moosechelle is hot. Would that be you?


Said the ladies man :laugh:

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:51 PM
She's shaped like a turkey baster. Narrow on top and wide on the bottom. She has great arms though.


Good Baby Carrying Hips :laugh:

birddog
09-10-2014, 07:52 PM
We get it, you aren't fond of teh blacks

I agree with Libhater, and it has noting to do with her color. I have also seen white women who have a face like a baboon!

Cigar
09-10-2014, 07:55 PM
I agree with Libhater, and it has noting to do with her color. I have also seen white women who have a face like a baboon!


I think you're hanging out at the wrong bars or drinking too much

Redrose
09-10-2014, 08:02 PM
Good Baby Carrying Hips :laugh:


Baby what, hippo??

She's way out of proportion. Fortunately, she found designers who have helped her draw attention to her assets and downplay her hips and big legs. Most women have a body part they try to hide, big hips are difficult to work around. She's very tall too, so looking feminine is a challenge.

birddog
09-10-2014, 08:02 PM
I think you're hanging out at the wrong bars or drinking too much

I don't do either. The woman is homely!!!!

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 08:02 PM
Stupid is anyone that thinks Moosechelle is hot. Would that be you?

She's hot for a 50 year old and a 40 year old. Fact.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 08:03 PM
Baby what, hippo??

She's way out of proportion. Fortunately, she found designers who have helped her draw attention to her assets and downplay her hips and big legs. Most women have a body part they try to hide, big hips are difficult to work around. She's very tall too, so looking feminine is a challenge.

Are we looking at the same picture? She's a black woman. Should she look like a white teenager?

I heard women are hard on each other but man. Glad to be a dude.

sachem
09-10-2014, 08:12 PM
Are we looking at the same picture? She's a black woman. Should she look like a white teenager?

I heard women are hard on each other but man. Glad to be a dude.Yeah. We are the worst when talking about other women.

Redrose
09-10-2014, 08:13 PM
Her color is a non issue, there are white women with the same problem. It's a problem, she has money to have designers make her clothes, but normal women buying off the rack have trouble. When you'r a 10 on top and a 16 on the bottom, buying clothes is an issue. She's a nice looking woman, but not "hot".

Codename Section
09-10-2014, 08:15 PM
Her color is a non issue, there are white women with the same problem. It's a problem, she has money to have designers make her clothes, but normal women buying off the rack have trouble. When you'r a 10 on top and a 16 on the bottom, buying clothes is an issue. She's a nice looking woman, but not "hot".

No offense, but what does a straight woman know about how "hot" Michelle is? Hot is a sexual term. Like if I think someone is hot it means I'd do her.

I would never say a guy is hot. ((shudders))

Dr. Who
09-10-2014, 08:16 PM
Are we looking at the same picture? She's a black woman. Should she look like a white teenager?

I heard women are hard on each other but man. Glad to be a dude.
The ladies can be mean. Some men like the front and some the back. Women tend to look at the whole package, but the perspective is rather different. Heck in the 60's they were persuaded to wear girdles to avoid the appearance of having a behind at all. I mean really?

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 08:17 PM
Yeah. We are the worst when talking about other women.

Not always. Maybe it's an individual gal thing.

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 08:18 PM
She's hot for a 50 year old and a 40 year old. Fact.

I'm married to a 48yr old who I still think is hot and I'm not being kind.

But I get that comment, it's really all relative and more.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 08:18 PM
Yeh chicks are all like: I'm so fat!

Why because a couple of gay dudes designed women's clothing so they look like boys and you can't wear them? Fuck that mess. Men like curves, even if the curves are larger in some spots than the other.

I'm not saying Michelle O is Megan Fox or Katy Perry. I'm saying for a woman of 50 she's doable. "Hot".

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 08:19 PM
I don't do either. The woman is homely!!!!

Says Brad Pitt and his main squeeze.

Mister D
09-10-2014, 08:20 PM
Jackie Onassis of course. It's not a contest. I'd like to know which partisan freaks voted for Michelle and Laura.

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 08:22 PM
Jackie Onassis of course. It's not a contest. I'd like to know which partisan freaks voted for Michelle and Laura.

I voted for M'Obama out of free will and my somewhat horny nature.

Got a problem with that?

:biglaugh:

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 08:24 PM
It was probably Codename. He's into brown sugar. I didn't realize I could vote for only 1. She'd be my #2 after Jackie, tho.

sachem
09-10-2014, 08:26 PM
Her color is a non issue, there are white women with the same problem. It's a problem, she has money to have designers make her clothes, but normal women buying off the rack have trouble. When you'r a 10 on top and a 16 on the bottom, buying clothes is an issue. She's a nice looking woman, but not "hot".No one on that list was ever "hot". At least how I would define it. Some are better looking that others.

sachem
09-10-2014, 08:28 PM
Jackie Onassis of course. It's not a contest. I'd like to know which partisan freaks voted for Michelle and Laura.Bouvier. Now that's a surprise.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 08:29 PM
No one on that list was ever "hot". At least how I would define it. Some are better looking that others.

sachem Redrose what women would you have sex with, like who gets you ladies hot?

FTR, no dude gets me hot. I wouldn't even try to tell you that any guy other than myself is hot. I may say they are good looking or handsome but hot noooooooo.

Can you just trust us men when we say a chick is hot?

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 08:39 PM
@sachem (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=974) @Redrose (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=1123) what women would you have sex with, like who gets you ladies hot?

FTR, no dude gets me hot. I wouldn't even try to tell you that any guy other than myself is hot. I may say they are good looking or handsome but hot noooooooo.

Can you just trust us men when we say a chick is hot?

Yeah, but in my best guess when men say someone is hot they immediately supplant the qualities they think they have in common and consider the qualities that they don't think they have in common and react.

Where the fault in that process lies is that women think that "she's hot" thing is an absolute and that we find that stuff only hot and other things not hot.

If that makes any sense.

Mister D
09-10-2014, 08:40 PM
Yeah, but in my best guess when men say someone is hot they immediately supplant the qualities they think they have in common and consider the qualities that they don't think they have in common and react.

Where the fault in that process lies is that women think that "she's hot" thing is an absolute and that we find that stuff only hot and other things not hot.

If that makes any sense.

WTF did you just say?

sachem
09-10-2014, 08:40 PM
@sachem (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=974) @Redrose (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=1123) what women would you have sex with, like who gets you ladies hot?

FTR, no dude gets me hot. I wouldn't even try to tell you that any guy other than myself is hot. I may say they are good looking or handsome but hot noooooooo.

Can you just trust us men when we say a chick is hot?Every guy has a different idea of hot. Understandable.

I agree, no other guy but you is hot, but remember I'm old. :D

In her day, Elizabeth Taylor was hot. If I swung that way..........

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCTEEXVzfPURASPmu74CMg7OJ6cREkn HYje48Y1qFc5FNv9i1I4A

Codename Section
09-10-2014, 08:42 PM
Every guy has a different idea of hot. Understandable.

I agree, no other guy but you is hot, but remember I'm old. :D

In her day, Elizabeth Taylor was hot. If I swung that way..........

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCTEEXVzfPURASPmu74CMg7OJ6cREkn HYje48Y1qFc5FNv9i1I4A


She will hate me for telling his, but Al's mother looks like Elizabeth Taylor. The woman is hot as hell! Her husband is a lucky man.

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 08:42 PM
Every guy has a different idea of hot. Understandable.

I agree, no other guy but you is hot, but remember I'm old. :D

In her day, Elizabeth Taylor was hot. If I swung that way..........

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCTEEXVzfPURASPmu74CMg7OJ6cREkn HYje48Y1qFc5FNv9i1I4A

Now that's hot.

What you said, not the pic.

Redrose
09-10-2014, 08:52 PM
@sachem (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=974) @Redrose (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=1123) what women would you have sex with, like who gets you ladies hot?

FTR, no dude gets me hot. I wouldn't even try to tell you that any guy other than myself is hot. I may say they are good looking or handsome but hot noooooooo.

Can you just trust us men when we say a chick is hot?


I would never have sex with a woman, I have no desires like that, I enjoy sex with a normal, sexy man, my hubby.

I used the term "hot" because the thread asked that.

In retrospect, some men may find MO hot. Who knows?

I find BHO unattractive, too skinny, too conceited, ears stick out, too liberal.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 09:02 PM
I'll make it easy on the women folk to understand. All men who grew up in the 90's grew up with JLO. We like junk in the trunk.

Michelle's got that.

Captain Obvious
09-10-2014, 09:08 PM
I'll make it easy on the women folk to understand. All men who grew up in the 90's grew up with JLO. We like junk in the trunk.

Michelle's got that.

Agreed.

Is it my first quality that I look for, probably not.

Would I send that dish back at a restaurant, hell no.

Redrose
09-10-2014, 09:09 PM
Are we looking at the same picture? She's a black woman. Should she look like a white teenager?

I heard women are hard on each other but man. Glad to be a dude.

Hey, she has no trouble telling us how to eat, what to eat. She's critical of people with a weight issue.

She's no Miss America.

We women have to be conscious of our appearance and how others see us because our dear "men" notice a woman's looks and put a lot of emphasis on her outward appearance sometimes ignoring other things.


When my husband met me for the first time, he told me later on he noticed my figure first, then my face and smile. At that point, he couldn't care less that I had 143 IQ or that I had a "great personality".

I've noticed if a man is too into his appearance, more than being metrosexual, he's probably gay.

Peter1469
09-10-2014, 09:13 PM
Advocating for good nutrition isn't wrong. Trying to force your view of it is wrong.

Dr. Who
09-10-2014, 09:24 PM
Every first lady has to embrace a cause. Michelle has embraced nutrition. What's wrong with that? America increasingly has millions of people eating bad food. These are the people who will be the stewards of the country when we are in our 80's and 90's. Do you want to rely on people who are less healthy than you in their 40's and 50's than you in your geriatric years to take care of your future? If something doesn't change they'll be dying off before we do.

Redrose
09-10-2014, 09:25 PM
I'll make it easy on the women folk to understand. All men who grew up in the 90's grew up with JLO. We like junk in the trunk.

Michelle's got that.


Not my hubby, but he grew up in the sixties. If I put a couple of pounds on in the rear, I diet. I do not like that big butt look. Too skinny is not good either, a woman should look like a woman, in proportion.

My hubby says I look like a cross between Ann Margaret and Sarah Palin. I see more Ann Margaret, especially when my hair is red.

Peter1469
09-10-2014, 09:28 PM
Not my hubby, but he grew up in the sixties. If I put a couple of pounds on in the rear, I diet. I do not like that big butt look. Too skinny is not good either, a woman should look like a woman, in proportion.

My hubby says I look like a cross between Ann Margaret and Sarah Palin. I see more Ann Margaret, especially when my hair is red.

Who is Ann Margaret? Sarah Palin is hot.

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 09:30 PM
I do not like that big butt look.

You're not supposed to like it. :)

del
09-10-2014, 09:31 PM
Who is Ann Margaret? Sarah Palin is hot.

sarah palin is hot compared to mccain

Animal Mother
09-10-2014, 09:32 PM
sarah palin is hot compared to mccain

Sarah Palin is hot. Period. Her daughter on the other hand... :( Must be hard having the hot mom.

Peter1469
09-10-2014, 09:38 PM
Sarah Palin is hot. Period. Her daughter on the other hand... :( Must be hard having the hot mom.

She might grow into it. One girl in my HS class was unfortunately plain. (That is being generous). I saw her at our 10 yr reunion, and she was amazing. And she was still an extremely nice girl like she was in HS.

Redrose
09-10-2014, 09:44 PM
8822@Peter1469

Ann Margaret is a Swedish/American movie star, singer/dancer, in the sixties, seventies, eighties. She is now about 73 and still looks great.

birddog
09-10-2014, 09:49 PM
8822@Peter1469

Ann Margaret is a Swedish/American movie star, singer/dancer, in the sixties, seventies, eighties. She is now about 73 and still looks great.

I've had the "hots" for her nearly 50 years! She could make a good boy go bad! :wink:

The Xl
09-10-2014, 09:54 PM
Sarah Palin is hot. Period. Her daughter on the other hand... :( Must be hard having the hot mom.

Yeah, it must be wack being like 20 or whatever and having to deal with the fact that your 50 year old mom is hotter than you despite having 30 years on you.

Carlsen
09-10-2014, 10:08 PM
.
Sarah Palin she like guns

http://media.thecrimson.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/photos/2009/11/26/114109_1221338.jpg

Green Arrow
09-10-2014, 10:14 PM
Toss-up between Rosalynn Carter (not Eleanor) and Jackie Kennedy. I went with Jackie.

Bob
09-10-2014, 10:28 PM
Toss-up between Rosalynn Carter (not Eleanor) and Jackie Kennedy. I went with Jackie.

She was rated more pretty because she had class. But she was average looking.

Adelaide
09-10-2014, 10:30 PM
I think this is sort of a silly question, but I voted Jackie. Classic lady. People still try to emulate her style and grace.

Cigar
09-10-2014, 10:30 PM
Who would be a better lay ... :grin:

Hey ladies ... I will not appologize for being a Man, first, second and last :tongue: Roof Roof

Cigar
09-10-2014, 10:31 PM
I think this is sort of a silly question, but I voted Jackie. Classic lady. People still try to emulate her style and grace.


Like I said, Classy and Grace is nice during the day ... but a Man wants a Freak in the Bed :grin:

Libhater
09-10-2014, 10:35 PM
Like I said, Classy and Grace is nice during the day ... but a Man wants a Freak in the Bed :grin:

Speak for yourself; I don't want a liberal freak case in bed with me. I can do without the whining.

Cigar
09-10-2014, 10:38 PM
Speak for yourself; I don't want a liberal freak case in bed with me. I can do without the whining.


I understand ... :grin:

Redrose
09-10-2014, 11:39 PM
.
Sarah Palin she like guns

http://media.thecrimson.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/photos/2009/11/26/114109_1221338.jpg


That is her head on someone else's body. That photo was photoshopped during the '08 campaign.

Just like the nude photo of Duck Dynasty's Willie's wife on the net now, photoshopped.

The libs love to do that crap.

Green Arrow
09-10-2014, 11:53 PM
That is her head on someone else's body. That photo was photoshopped during the '08 campaign.

Just like the nude photo of Duck Dynasty's Willie's wife on the net now, photoshopped.

The libs love to do that crap.

...actually, I'm pretty sure the Palin one was done by conservatives. I don't see why liberals would want to portray Palin as sexy. :huh:

Redrose
09-10-2014, 11:56 PM
...actually, I'm pretty sure the Palin one was done by conservatives. I don't see why liberals would want to portray Palin as sexy. :huh:


Sure.

donttread
09-11-2014, 06:51 AM
Idea came to me from another thread - who was the hottest 'recent' first lady?

By hot I mean purely physical. Personality, accomplishments, political affiliation are not criteria, this is basic bangability.

And recent only, just to keep the poll simple.

Women can vote too, your opinion counts.

Poll is not public.

I betting 6 of you never saw Jackie in her prime

Libhater
09-11-2014, 06:58 AM
I betting 6 of you never saw Jackie in her prime

I dated Jackie before she ever met JFK. I let her go because she was too liberal for me.

Peter1469
09-11-2014, 07:05 AM
I dated Jackie before she ever met JFK. I let her go because she was too liberal for me.

:shocked:

Captain Obvious
09-11-2014, 07:12 AM
I dated Jackie before she ever met JFK. I let her go because she was too liberal for me.

Jackie Chan maybe

donttread
09-11-2014, 07:32 AM
jackie chan maybe

lol

birddog
09-11-2014, 10:25 AM
Jackie Chan maybe

Hey, that was funny! I didn't know you had a sense of humor. :grin:

PolWatch
09-11-2014, 11:09 AM
We have the issue of male/female 'bangability'...which I explained to the capt at the beginning of this thread I have trouble with 'cause there ain't no female that I'm interested in banging....but...I stand by my picks of Jackie, Michelle & Laura (for cute). Michelle Obama is an athletic black woman. She is very toned (I should be so shaped!) and she is a black woman. In addition to color, some black women have a different body configuration than some white women.

White women did wear girdles to look like adolescent boys (no butts) so those of us over a certain age might have issues with rear-size. My husband explained the issue to me many years ago...when we married I was 5'6" & weighed 115 lbs. I was skinny as a rail & my hip bones protruded. He actually asked me to put on some weight 'cause he said 'a man could cut himself to pieces on those hip bones'. The comfort factor seems to figure high in some men when they look at the ladies.....

Captain Obvious
01-08-2015, 06:29 PM
bump

For teh newbies

sachem
01-08-2015, 06:31 PM
bump

For teh newbiesWho do you think you are kidding? Pot stirrer. :D

Common Sense
01-08-2015, 06:33 PM
Can't believe Bar didn't get one vote...

sachem
01-08-2015, 06:35 PM
Can't believe Bar didn't get one vote...Shocking!

Captain Obvious
01-08-2015, 06:36 PM
Who do you think you are kidding? Pot stirrer. :D

I was gender fair and posted a similar POTUS poll but it went over like a bad flag pin joke.

Funny how that works though.

sachem
01-08-2015, 06:37 PM
I was gender fair and posted a similar POTUS poll but it went over like a bad flag pin joke.

Funny how that works though.Funny.

Animal Mother
01-08-2015, 06:44 PM
I think I said I'd bang Michelle O doggy style and then take Jackie out to dinner after.

del
01-08-2015, 06:56 PM
dolly madison had some serious cupcakes

Animal Mother
01-08-2015, 06:57 PM
I'd do Dick Cheney's wife with my eyes closed so that I could cuckold that fuck.

Common Sense
01-08-2015, 06:59 PM
http://20771u4biuu92ycq56s35ln19op.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/uploads/entertainment/2011/angelica-van-buren.jpg

Angelica van Buren does it for me...

Captain Obvious
01-08-2015, 07:00 PM
dolly madison had some serious cupcakes

Vanilla with chocolate frosting?

Common Sense
01-08-2015, 07:02 PM
Damn guurl...

http://www.nndb.com/people/644/000126266/dolley-madison.jpg

Animal Mother
01-08-2015, 07:05 PM
So like he was never president but if I had to hit someone's wife who was a politician it would be her:

http://cdn.newstalkcleveland.com/files/2010/03/kucinich_wife.jpg


Dude must have a monster schlong because wtf?

Btw, PolWatch I imagine this is you in 1968 when you and I are dating. :wink:

del
01-08-2015, 07:05 PM
Damn guurl...

http://www.nndb.com/people/644/000126266/dolley-madison.jpg


see?

what?

Common Sense
01-08-2015, 07:06 PM
So like he was never president but if I had to hit someone's wife who was a politician it would be her:

http://cdn.newstalkcleveland.com/files/2010/03/kucinich_wife.jpg


Dude must have a monster schlong because wtf?

Btw, @PolWatch (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=1099) I imagine this is you in 1968 when you and I are dating. :wink:

Yeah, holy fuck I never understood that. He must be standing on a box in that pic.

She's smoking hot...

Animal Mother
01-08-2015, 07:12 PM
Hell yeh, look at this:

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h438/aptrgangr/elizabeth-kucinich.jpg

You don't even know what I would do with her and some coconut oil if you just gave me 30 seconds...

del
01-08-2015, 07:13 PM
Hell yeh, look at this:

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h438/aptrgangr/elizabeth-kucinich.jpg

You don't even know what I would do with her and some coconut oil if you just gave me 30 seconds...

what are the last 27 seconds for?

Private Pickle
01-08-2015, 07:16 PM
what are the last 27 seconds for?

Clean Up.

Animal Mother
01-08-2015, 07:17 PM
Seriously how the fuck? Dude looks like a leprechaun. Life is just not fair.

Captain Obvious
01-08-2015, 07:33 PM
Clean Up.

Boom!

Captain Obvious
01-08-2015, 07:33 PM
Seriously how the fuck? Dude looks like a leprechaun. Life is just not fair.

Maybe you shoulda been born rich instead of good looking.

I suffer from the same ailment.

:biglaugh:

The Xl
01-08-2015, 07:36 PM
Jackie Chan maybe
Lulz

The Xl
01-08-2015, 07:38 PM
Yeah, dude must have some serious game, a big dick, or money, because lolwut

Cigar
01-08-2015, 07:40 PM
Hell yeh, look at this:

http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h438/aptrgangr/elizabeth-kucinich.jpg

You don't even know what I would do with her and some coconut oil if you just gave me 30 seconds...

Dude you'd be done before you'd clear the zipper :laugh:

Now go sit in the corner and watch. :grin:

del
01-08-2015, 07:41 PM
Dude you'd be done before you'd clear the zipper :laugh:

Now go sit in the corner and watch. :grin:

he probably already knows how to spank his monkey

The Xl
01-08-2015, 07:42 PM
Two pump chumps in this bitch.






The second pump is a waste of time and energy, imo

Cigar
01-08-2015, 07:43 PM
he probably already knows how to spank his monkey

Did you say Spank his mommy? :huh:

Cigar
01-08-2015, 07:43 PM
Two pump chumps in this $#@!.






The second pump is a waste of time and energy, imo

I think it's called Blowing Air out of Dry Grapes :grin:

Sorry Animal ... you walked into this one :tongue: