helllllp!

[silvereyes]

All of a sudden i cant see avatars!

[Private Pickle]

All of a sudden i cant see avatars!

Open your eyes! Quick!

[Redrose]

Look at the button by THANKS. If you accidentally hit it, the avatars go away.

[silvereyes]

Damn it! You better be glad i wasnt drinking something!!

[silvereyes]

Ah! Youre a gem! Thanks! Private pickle...not so much! Lol!

[Private Pickle]

Ah! Youre a gem! Thanks! Private pickle...not so much! Lol!

Anytime!

[silvereyes]

Lol. Smartypants. I have been known to tote a whip so watch out!

[nathanbforrest45]

All of a sudden i cant see avatars!
Stop masturbating.

[Captain Obvious]

Stop masturbating.

http://www.atheistmemebase.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/027-They-asked.-We-answered.jpg

[silvereyes]

OMfg! All of a sudden my handy dandy c /p button wont do shit. Im getting very frustrated with this damn phone.

[Captain Obvious]

Did you try shutting the phone down and turning it back on?

[silvereyes]

Yes. Im thinking of factory reset. Auuuughhhh!

[Captain Obvious]

Yeah, that was my next thought - pull the battery out.

Or google it. Google your phone make/model and "the cp button doesn't work".

One think I've learned is that whatever technical problems I might be experiencing there are a thousand other people who've had that same problem. Google that and you might find a tech message forum somewhere that's already addressed this issue.

[silvereyes]

Thanks. Ill look. I feel so dumb. Sometimes (alot) my frickn frackn keyboard just goes away and i cant get it back up.

[Captain Obvious]

Let me know if that works for you.

I have ok success with this tactic but it's not absolute.

[Polecat]

Hey Captain, I can't make phone calls from my toaster........any advice?

[Captain Obvious]

Hey Captain, I can't make phone calls from my toaster........any advice?

Try using it in the bathtub.

(that probably sounded meaner than I intended - :biglaugh:)

[Polecat]

Try using it in the bathtub.

(that probably sounded meaner than I intended - :biglaugh:)
No, It made me laugh.

[PolWatch]

Thanks. Ill look. I feel so dumb. Sometimes (alot) my frickn frackn keyboard just goes away and i cant get it back up.

Congratulations! You are eligible for membership in my exclusive club: Dumb Phone Women in a Smart Phone World!! I think my son & niece bullied hubby & me into the new phones just so they could laugh at us! Brats!

[silvereyes]

I do not like this fri

[Common Sense]

I do not like this fri

What kind of phone?

[silvereyes]

.....cken club. Hatehatehate. Still cant cp.

[silvereyes]

ZTE sonata. Had to go get the damn box.

[silvereyes]

OK. I just put a keyboard app on my phone. ��

[silvereyes]

Test....1 2 3.

[silvereyes]

��

[Redrose]

Congratulations! You are eligible for membership in my exclusive club: Dumb Phone Women in a Smart Phone World!! I think my son & niece bullied hubby & me into the new phones just so they could laugh at us! Brats!


I like my iphone but I wish we didn't have them.
Do you remember party lines, or picking up the phone and asking the operator to get you a number or the person you want to call? Rotary dials too. Phone booths, you could check the change tray for money.
As a kid we could make prank calls and not get caught. Phones were connected to the wall, not your hip. Phones were delivered by the phone company, no instructions needed. Today the instructions are a book, in multiple languages. You have to look at them until you find the one you can read.
I miss the good old days.

[silvereyes]

Other than being pretty...useless!

[Polecat]

I like my iphone but I wish we didn't have them.
Do you remember party lines, or picking up the phone and asking the operator to get you a number or the person you want to call? Rotary dials too. Phone booths, you could check the change tray for money.
As a kid we could make prank calls and not get caught. Phones were connected to the wall, not your hip. Phones were delivered by the phone company, no instructions needed. Today the instructions are a book, in multiple languages. You have to look at them until you find the one you can read.
I miss the good old days.

I used to put my spent gum in those coin returns for you treasure hunters.

[Redrose]

I used to put my spent gum in those coin returns for you treasure hunters.

So that was you. lol

[PolWatch]

I like my iphone but I wish we didn't have them.
Do you remember party lines, or picking up the phone and asking the operator to get you a number or the person you want to call? Rotary dials too. Phone booths, you could check the change tray for money.
As a kid we could make prank calls and not get caught. Phones were connected to the wall, not your hip. Phones were delivered by the phone company, no instructions needed. Today the instructions are a book, in multiple languages. You have to look at them until you find the one you can read.
I miss the good old days.

'member when the Princess phone was a big thing? I wanted one soooo bad but we only had one phone...in the kitchen, on the wall so parents could listen to all conversations!

do you have Prince Albert in a can?

[Polecat]

We were on a party line back in the 60's. There was a teenage girl down the street that hated my guts. I listened into her conversations and made juvenile sound effects.

[PolWatch]

We were on a party line back in the 60's. There was a teenage girl down the street that hated my guts. I listened into her conversations and made juvenile sound effects.

hmmm...you didn't live in Texas then...did ya? of course, I suspect most teenage boys did the same sorta tricks...at least in my neighborhood!

[silvereyes]

Lol. Boys are funny.

[Polecat]

hmmm...you didn't live in Texas then...did ya? of course, I suspect most teenage boys did the same sorta tricks...at least in my neighborhood!

I was only 7. It was central Illinois. When the corn was down you could look 20 miles in every direction and see nothing.

[PolWatch]

flatlands! We used to joke that we could stand on the north side of Corpus Christi & see Houston!

[silvereyes]

Omg. You wouldn't recognize that highway.

[Philly Rabbit]

For the upcoming holidays, an old holiday standard:

silvereyes .. silvereyes .. it's winter solstice time in the city.

[Captain Obvious]

lol - he trashed the other thread (my thread actually) until it got closed, now he's going to troll this one.

Awesome...

[Philly Rabbit]

flatlands! We used to joke that we could stand on the north side of Corpus Christi & see Houston!

........... and end up at Woodstock.

[Philly Rabbit]

lol - he trashed the other thread (my thread actually) until it got closed, now he's going to troll this one.

Awesome...

How is it possible to trash anything he composes when it's already pornographic trash in the first place?

silvereyes .... silvereyes ... dodo do ..do ..do.

[silvereyes]

I bet if you look up mancvnt in the dictionarythere is a picture of a sad widdle wabbit with a teenie weenie. Such a pathetic creature whos only joy is sitting at his computer yanking his wanker while pounding angrily on his keyboard. Let me know when you lose your tweezers.. ..ill take up a collection to buy you another pair.

[Captain Obvious]

:biglaugh:

[Philly Rabbit]

I bet if you look up mancvnt in the dictionarythere is a picture of a sad widdle wabbit with a teenie weenie. Such a pathetic creature whos only joy is sitting at his computer yanking his wanker while pounding angrily on his keyboard. Let me know when you lose your tweezers.. ..ill take up a collection to buy you another pair.

Is this supposed to be in the spirit of the upcoming holidays?

[Philly Rabbit]

:biglaugh:

This one and old granny hippy troll me all the time here, dear friends.

silvereyes .. silvereyes .. it's winter solstice time in the city.

dingaling .. here her ring .. dodo, do, do, do.

[Captain Obvious]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55685610.jpg

.

[silvereyes]

Is this supposed to be in the spirit of the upcoming holidays?

Of course! I hope you get that giant butt plug that you begged santy claus for. I hear you outgrew your other one.

[Captain Obvious]

Of course! I hope you get that giant butt plug that you begged santy claus for. I hear you outgrew your other one.

http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/butt_plug.jpg

[silvereyes]

Lmao! Im hoping he posts my lovely pm.

[Philly Rabbit]

Of course! I hope you get that giant butt plug that you begged santy claus for. I hear you outgrew your other one.

You'll notice how this feminist is completely obsessed with sex.

And what have I been telling you about these people?

[Captain Obvious]

You'll notice how this feminist is completely obsessed with sex.

And what have I been telling you about these people?

They like sex?

You should try it some time.

...with a real girl.

[Philly Rabbit]

They like sex?

You should try it some time.

...with a real girl.

Maybe I'll follow your lead with these young impressionable girls and get them to trust me like you do then get them pregnant then walk away from them while smiling because I feel like a real man. That's what a REEEAAAL Man is supposed to do.

That's what you were up to with evil what's her name on here the other day after all. Captian Office Cube, the great defender of women's rights.

[Captain Obvious]

Maybe I'll follow your lead with these young impressionable girls and get them to trust me like you do then get them pregnant then walk away from them while smiling because I feel like a real man. That's what a REEEAAAL Man is supposed to do.

That's what you were up to with evil what's her name on here the other day after all. Captian Office Cube, the great defender of women's rights.

Yeah, I'm a real slick like that with teh ho's.

:biglaugh:

[PolWatch]

I'm not trying to ruin the Capt's reputation, but even with all his wise-azz cracks, I don't recall him being disrespectful of any of the females on this forum...unlike some others here...

[Captain Obvious]

I'm not trying to ruin the Capt's reputation, but even with all his wise-azz cracks, I don't recall him being disrespectful of any of the females on this forum...unlike some others here...

Thank you.

I know I can be a little abrasive and sophomoric at times but when it comes to brass tacks I like to think of my self as a very supportive person to anyone regardless of who they are.

... unless they're a fucking douchebag.

[Bob]

I like my iphone but I wish we didn't have them.
Do you remember party lines, or picking up the phone and asking the operator to get you a number or the person you want to call? Rotary dials too. Phone booths, you could check the change tray for money.
As a kid we could make prank calls and not get caught. Phones were connected to the wall, not your hip. Phones were delivered by the phone company, no instructions needed. Today the instructions are a book, in multiple languages. You have to look at them until you find the one you can read.
I miss the good old days.
Redrose; I worked for the phone company in 1957-58 inside. That was pre button telephones. I got a company discount on my phone. I don't recall if it was on service or actual calls, but it was a decent discount.

Today the inside of the switch offices would be foreign to me.

Believe it or not, one heavy storm in the SF Bay area hit and I was sent to the Hayward office that had the roof taken off to add a new story and even though they had done something trying to rain proof it, it was leaking all over the inside of the building. We had a lot of women operators and women doing the information section who were getting soaked. We had to take mops and buckets trying to dry the place up. They hung sheets of plastic over the system used by the operators trying to keep that dry.

Yep, those were the good old days. I carted so many full buckets of water out of there .... man, I forgot that till typing this up.

[silvereyes]

You'll notice how this feminist is completely obsessed with sex.

And what have I been telling you about these people?
What people?

[silvereyes]

Maybe I'll follow your lead with these young impressionable girls and get them to trust me like you do then get them pregnant then walk away from them while smiling because I feel like a real man. That's what a REEEAAAL Man is supposed to do.

That's what you were up to with evil what's her name on here the other day after all. Captian Office Cube, the great defender of women's rights.
Aww. Whats wrong? Your man isnt giving it to you properly? Tell him he needs to find a real woman...not one who wears high heels and lacy panties because his mommy didnt breastfeed him enough.
Youre not even man enough to polish cap's shoes. Go back to your bridge and try to find someone who will let you polish his knob.
Toodles. Loser.

[Green Arrow]

Maybe I'll follow your lead with these young impressionable girls and get them to trust me like you do then get them pregnant then walk away from them while smiling because I feel like a real man. That's what a REEEAAAL Man is supposed to do.

That's what you were up to with evil what's her name on here the other day after all. Captian Office Cube, the great defender of women's rights.

You haven't been handled by a real man yet. But if you come down to Tennessee, I'll show you how it's done ;)

[silvereyes]

Can i go watch? Ill bring donuts!

[Green Arrow]

Can i go watch? Ill bring donuts!

Are you a voyeurist? ;)

[silvereyes]

Yeah, I'm a real slick like that with teh ho's.

:biglaugh:
Im thinking in this case slick and hoe shouldnt be in the same sentence. :laughing7:

[silvereyes]

Are you a voyeurist? ;)

I could be in this case. :)

[silvereyes]

Are yall gonna rassel in pudding? Im there!

[Green Arrow]

Are yall gonna rassel in pudding? Im there!

Only if it's tapioca!

[Philly Rabbit]

I'm not trying to ruin the Capt's reputation, but even with all his wise-azz cracks, I don't recall him being disrespectful of any of the females on this forum...unlike some others here...

It's the LSD flashbacks Granny, they're confusing you again.

You can get anything you want .. at Alice's Restaurant .. dum .. dum .. dum.

You can get anything you want .. at Alice's .. do, do, do.

[sachem]

It's the LSD flashbacks Granny, they're confusing you again.

You can get anything you want .. at Alice's Restaurant .. dum .. dum .. dum.

You can get anything you want .. at Alice's .. do, do, do.Sing it, Arlo.

[Philly Rabbit]

You haven't been handled by a real man yet. But if you come down to Tennessee, I'll show you how it's done ;)

i'll wear a football shirt and put a punk smirk on my face and tell rotten anti Christian jokes and call you dude when I do.

[Philly Rabbit]

Sing it, Arlo.

Ha ha, she remembers that one!

[Green Arrow]

i'll wear a football shirt and put a punk smirk on my face and tell rotten anti Christian jokes and call you dude when I do.

You can wear and say whatever you want. Won't make a difference.

[PolWatch]

Alice's Resturant...that movie had the best line I think I've ever heard (imho) When Alice got mad & ran everyone off they wanted to know what was wrong...her response: "it's finally happened, the bitch has more pups than tits".....

[silvereyes]

http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_12281.jpg (http://avatars.jurko.net)

[silvereyes]

I'll ref! ^^^^

[Peter1469]

Warning: Stop attacking each other.

Notice: the OP has been solved. Closing thread.