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Conley
06-22-2011, 07:40 PM
...at soccer, but then Clint Dempsey finally scored!

WOO!

1-0!

But yeah, this is freaking Panama. It shouldn't take 78 min to score a goal against them.

Mister D
06-22-2011, 07:58 PM
...at soccer, but then Clint Dempsey finally scored!

WOO!

1-0!

But yeah, this is freaking Panama. It shouldn't take 78 min to score a goal against them.


What is this for? It's not the World Cup, right? I'm not that out of touch.

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:05 PM
:D

Nope...it's the Gold Cup (championship of the Americas)

Final will most likely be U.S. v. Mexico

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100504002256/teamamerica/images/thumb/8/8d/Teamamerica_1024.jpg/262px-Teamamerica_1024.jpg

Captain Obvious
06-22-2011, 08:06 PM
Scored a goal and pretty much put the game out of reach.

Pro soccer blows.

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:11 PM
Scored a goal and pretty much put the game out of reach.

Pro soccer blows.


as opposed to what? little kid soccer? ;D

Captain Obvious
06-22-2011, 08:14 PM
Scored a goal and pretty much put the game out of reach.

Pro soccer blows.


as opposed to what? little kid soccer? ;D


Yes.

Leave childrens games to children.

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:24 PM
it's kind of a slow period for sports right now, i'll take what i can get.

Mister D
06-22-2011, 08:25 PM
I actually liked watching live soccer when I was in high school.

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:27 PM
us and uk soccer is awesome, but the rest of europe and all of south america do that annoying fake injury flopping on the group and go get the stretcher bs

lil' lib used to talk soccer with me :'(

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:30 PM
anyhow US v. Mexico is always a fun match though i'm afraid we'll be the losers this time.

it's so much fun when we beat them though, they and their fans melt down completely

Captain Obvious
06-22-2011, 08:32 PM
I don't want to come off as a soccer knocker. If that's what you like, don't let me piss on your birthday cake.

I can watch school and community soccer, mostly because I have an interest in it having kids.

Can't watch it on TV for more than 5 minutes. Boooooooooooring.

My theory as to why soccer is so popular in other countries is because life is so fucking boring there. If that's all you have (aside from watching the goats fucking in the pasture), then I can see why it might be popular.

Western culture has football. FOOTBALL. Hockey, MMA, titty movies, fantastic video games. There is way too much on the entertainment menu here to get interested in a slow, low scoring game.

Now if a soccer riot was pretty much commonplace with each game, I might tune in more often.

O0

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:35 PM
hehe captain i don't give two squirts if you hate soccer or tug it to beckham every night. i know what you're saying, but you could say the same thing about baseball being boring as heck and yet that's our nation's past time. still, yes, i prefer football, video games, and boobs. i generally just have the tv on with sports as background. a lot of wimbledon lately (us sucks in that too :(.

Captain Obvious
06-22-2011, 08:40 PM
hehe captain i don't give two squirts if you hate soccer or tug it to beckham every night. i know what you're saying, but you could say the same thing about baseball being boring as heck and yet that's our nation's past time. still, yes, i prefer football, video games, and boobs. i generally just have the tv on with sports as background. a lot of wimbledon lately (us sucks in that too :(.


Lots to be said about grunting 20-something yr old women tennis players.

;D

I could get into baseball if my religion didn't forbid it.

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:43 PM
yeh there are some hotties

if i lived in your neck of the woods i'd be all about the bosox...they've got a good shot to take the whole thing this year

Captain Obvious
06-22-2011, 08:49 PM
yeh there are some hotties

if i lived in your neck of the woods i'd be all about the bosox...they've got a good shot to take the whole thing this year


Fuck the sox, I'm so fucking sick of hearing these pompous tools blathering on and on about this team. It's sickening.

Teams like the Red Sox are the PRIME reason why MLB sucks. If you can buy a team every year and compete for the title while half the league can only afford a payroll less than half of the payroll for teams like the Sox, then it isn't a sport. It's a fucking video game on cheat mode.

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:54 PM
amen brother

then again, it is capitalism in action

Captain Obvious
06-22-2011, 08:57 PM
amen brother

then again, it is capitalism in action


Capitalism doesn't work in all arenas, the sports arena being one of them.

For obvious reasons.

Conley
06-22-2011, 08:59 PM
sox and yankee fans disagree, but in my mind that another reason the nfl kicks ass...you never know who will win the super bowl and there are always surprises.

Captain Obvious
06-22-2011, 09:03 PM
sox and yankee fans disagree, but in my mind that another reason the nfl kicks ass...you never know who will win the super bowl and there are always surprises.


Which is why sox and yankees fans are all frauds.

They only care about winning titles and beating each other in that rivalry. They have no concept of sporting competition. These are the "children" who play video games on cheat mode.

That's all mental masturbation. Great for the witless, but playing Madden NFL on cheat mode and wiping out the rest of the league gets boring quick for me.

I want to see competition. Victory comes cheap when it's bought, but it's pretty fucking sweet when it's earned.

Conley
06-23-2011, 12:52 AM
“We’ve got to do a little something about that and I know Bud (Selig) wants to,” Steinbrenner said. “There’s a way. Obviously we’re very much allied with the Red Sox, and Mets and Dodgers and Cubs, in that area. At some point if you don’t want to worry about teams in minor markets, don’t put teams in minor markets or don’t leave teams in minor markets. Socialism, communism is never the answer.”

the thing is those teams don't think it's 'cheating', so the victory for them is just as sweet. if i were in their shoes, i'd feel the same way...after all, part of what makes those teams rich is that they win. well, not the cubs ;D then they reinvest that money into the team. those teams actually allow crap teams like my padres to function because of revenue sharing.