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Awryly
05-28-2012, 09:24 PM
Hello.

I was recommended to this forum by a naughty Canadian.

Please treat me gently.:grin::grin::grin:

Conley
05-28-2012, 09:27 PM
Welcome Awryly.

We have a few questionable Canadians but a few good ones too. :grin:

Frogger
05-28-2012, 09:35 PM
There goes the neighborhood. LOL

MMC
05-28-2012, 09:36 PM
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I4874075498218550&pid=1.1

Greetings Awryly.....Welcome to the Political forums of the Rant. :yo2:

Goldie Locks
05-28-2012, 09:36 PM
Welcome Awryly!!!...are you the Awryly who is from New Zealand and hates America???

Awryly
05-28-2012, 09:47 PM
Welcome Awryly!!!...are you the Awryly who is from New Zealand and hates America???

Shucks.

Has the word spread?

Trinnity
05-28-2012, 09:50 PM
Hi, Awryly. What's eatin' ya today? Lemme guess~

Goldie Locks
05-28-2012, 09:51 PM
Shucks.

Has the word spread?

Yes, I'm afraid it has...welcome!!!

Conley
05-28-2012, 09:53 PM
Is it contagious?

Goldie Locks
05-28-2012, 09:55 PM
Is it contagious?

Only if you hate America...;)

Nunya
05-28-2012, 09:57 PM
Hello.

I was recommended to this forum by a naughty Canadian.

Please treat me gently.:grin::grin::grin:

Welcome Awryly. Did you replace your puppy with a kitten?

Conley
05-28-2012, 09:59 PM
Only if you hate America...;)

Does anyone hate New Zealand? Other than some weird Aussies I mean. :grin: I hear nothing but good things about NZ, I don't see how anyone could hate a place that beautiful...now let's see if I still feel that way in a week. :laugh:

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:02 PM
Only if you hate America...;)

Please let us start on a friendly footing.

I don't hate America.

I just hate American conservatives, religious nutters (of which you have more than your fair share), virtually everything Hollywood churns out, dumb neocon policies, the American propensity to attack with "shock and awe" anyone they feel aggrieved by, your interference in the domestic affairs of other countries (including my own), and MacDonalds.

Otherwise I have no beef with America.

IS THAT clear?

Goldie Locks
05-28-2012, 10:05 PM
Please let us start on a friendly footing.

I don't hate America.

I just hate American conservatives, religious nutters (of which you have more than your fair share), virtually everything Hollywood churns out, dumb neocon policies, the American propensity to attack with "shock and awe" anyone they feel aggrieved by, your interference in the domestic affairs of other countries (including my own), and MacDonalds.

Otherwise I have no beef with America.

IS THAT clear?


Well I'm a Con and religious so I guess you will hate me....but welcome non the less.

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:06 PM
Does anyone hate New Zealand? Other than some weird Aussies I mean. :grin: I hear nothing but good things about NZ, I don't see how anyone could hate a place that beautiful...now let's see if I still feel that way in a week. :laugh:

You are audiologically correct.

Then there is me.

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:07 PM
Well I'm a Con and religious so I guess you will hate me....but welcome non the less.


No. I will not hate you.

I will just hate your ideas.

Goldie Locks
05-28-2012, 10:08 PM
No. I will not hate you.

I will just hate your ideas.


What are my idea's?

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:08 PM
Are the mods here a friendly bunch?

:huh::evil::grin:

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:09 PM
What are my idea's?

When I find out I will let you know.

Goldie Locks
05-28-2012, 10:10 PM
When I find out I will let you know.


LOl... and the mods are a friendly bunch

Conley
05-28-2012, 10:11 PM
Are the mods here a friendly bunch?

:huh::evil::grin:

Depends who you ask!

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:13 PM
Welcome Awryly. Did you replace your puppy with a kitten?

I see I am known here.

I am just trying to soften my image.

Conley
05-28-2012, 10:14 PM
I see I am known here.

I am just trying to soften my image.

A gun in your avatar should help. Guns are very popular in America. :grin:

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:36 PM
A gun in your avatar should help. Guns are very popular in America. :grin:

It should please Goldie Locks.



Gun control is using both hands.


Or, in this case, paws.

Smartmouthwoman
05-28-2012, 10:38 PM
Are the mods here a friendly bunch?

:huh::evil::grin:


It's not the mods you need to worry about, dear.

Welcome. Every forum needs at least one America-hater. You can be our token, OK? ;)

Conley
05-28-2012, 10:40 PM
It should please Goldie Locks.

Or, in this case, paws.

:laugh: I worry about the recoil in this instance.

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:43 PM
It's not the mods you need to worry about, dear.

Welcome. Every forum needs at least one America-hater. You can be our token, OK? ;)

And you can be mine, dear.
:MSM:
Why do I have this oooo.....overwhelming sense of deja vue?

Awryly
05-28-2012, 10:51 PM
And you can be mine, dear.
:MSM:
Why do I have this oooo.....overwhelming sense of deja vue?

TO: the Mods.

Let it be known that I do not use dirty words.

Just dirty ideas.

Trinnity
05-28-2012, 10:57 PM
Does anyone hate New Zealand? Other than some weird Aussies I mean. :grin: I hear nothing but good things about NZ, I don't see how anyone could hate a place that beautiful...now let's see if I still feel that way in a week. :laugh:I've heard the surfing is great there. Always wanted to go there and try it out. Oh well.........

Trinnity
05-28-2012, 10:59 PM
Are the mods here a friendly bunch?

:huh::evil::grin:Yeah, they've been nice and welcoming.

Awryly
05-28-2012, 11:00 PM
I've heard the surfing is great there. Always wanted to go there and try it out. Oh well.........

Come on down. Bring some dollars. No gunboats, please. They're not allowed.

Trinnity
05-28-2012, 11:04 PM
Come on down. Bring some dollars. No gunboats, please. They're not allowed.Can you recommend some cool places to surf if I ever make if over there? And some good restaurants?
I'd be bringing my hubby and kids....we like to collect shells from the beach. It's a fave hobby.

Frogger
05-28-2012, 11:05 PM
Please let us start on a friendly footing.

I don't hate America.

I just hate American conservatives, religious nutters (of which you have more than your fair share), virtually everything Hollywood churns out, dumb neocon policies, the American propensity to attack with "shock and awe" anyone they feel aggrieved by, your interference in the domestic affairs of other countries (including my own), and MacDonalds.

Otherwise I have no beef with America.

IS THAT clear?

That's patently untrue, Awryly. You have never said anything about any aspect of the United States that was not negative. You are a one trick pony and that trick got old a long time ago.

Awryly
05-28-2012, 11:16 PM
Can you recommend some cool places to surf if I ever make if over there? And some good restaurants?
I'd be bringing my hubby and kids....we like to collect shells from the beach. It's a fave hobby.

Yeah, Piha in the Bay of Islands*.

They have great surf life savers there. Which I imagine would be useful.

Restaurants and accommodation also great, if you survive the surf..


* Not to be confused with the Bay of Pigs......where the surfing is, as you know, not that great.

Awryly
05-28-2012, 11:19 PM
That's patently untrue, Awryly. You have never said anything about any aspect of the United States that was not negative. You are a one trick pony and that trick got old a long time ago.

You just hate New Zealand.

Accept it.

keymanjim
05-28-2012, 11:25 PM
You just hate New Zealand.

Accept it.
I, like the rest of the world, am fairly indifferent about New Zealand.

Awryly
05-28-2012, 11:32 PM
I, like the rest of the world, am fairly indifferent about New Zealand.

Your indifference is fairly noted.

Would you mind taking your idiot sojers home? I am sure they have better things to do than trying to frighten the Chinese from a distance of 3000 miles.

Beevee
05-28-2012, 11:32 PM
Hi and welcome,

Nice to see you couldn't resist the temptation.

Awryly
05-28-2012, 11:34 PM
Hi and welcome,

Nice to see you couldn't resist the temptation.

It's all your fault. Look what you've done. :wink:

Trinnity
05-28-2012, 11:39 PM
Lol

wingrider
05-29-2012, 01:28 AM
welcome to the forum..


ps .. I will be watching LOL

Conley
05-29-2012, 01:32 AM
And you can be mine, dear.
:MSM:
Why do I have this oooo.....overwhelming sense of deja vue?

Are you suggesting Kiwis love their sheep? We don't endorse stereotypes here good sir. :nono:

wingrider
05-29-2012, 01:47 AM
Are the mods here a friendly bunch?

:huh::evil::grin:

now that depends.. if you go all wacko we can be .. but if you stay on topic, and don't insult members or mods VIPS we are a laid back and mellow

Viv
05-29-2012, 05:05 AM
Are the mods here a friendly bunch?

:huh::evil::grin:

Seem to be. You test them for the rest of us.


That's patently untrue, Awryly. You have never said anything about any aspect of the United States that was not negative. You are a one trick pony and that trick got old a long time ago.

Aw that's nice, making him feel at home already.

Welcome Awryly, good to see you here and may the party commence.

Smartmouthwoman
05-29-2012, 08:50 AM
Seem to be. You test them for the rest of us.



Aw that's nice, making him feel at home already.

Welcome Awryly, good to see you here and may the party commence.

Yeah, let the party commence... or like his g/f would say:

*Baaaaaaaaaaaa*

Trinnity
05-29-2012, 10:24 AM
People don't know how to party anymore.
THIS is a party!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOGx3P5THJs&feature=related

Frogger
05-29-2012, 03:41 PM
You just hate New Zealand.

Accept it.

I've actually been to New Zealand. Have you ever been to the United States.

Despite the fact that you are a Kiwi, I really like New Zealand. I think it is physically the most beautiful country in the world and the trout in New Zealand are simply awesome.

Trinnity
05-29-2012, 05:46 PM
I've heard it's beautiful....

http://94.100.123.76/1349500001-1349550000/1349509601-1349509700/1349509658_4_WQVv_1.jpeg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/49212_1365679924_4807_n.jpg

http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/75505731222121296_X8lkzgXD_b.jpg

Frogger
05-29-2012, 09:09 PM
It is one of the few places where you can be wearing shorts and a tee shirt in the morning and be in the middle of a blizzard in the evening...............and see parrots flying through the snow.

Awryly
05-29-2012, 09:34 PM
It is one of the few places where you can be wearing shorts and a tee shirt in the morning and be in the middle of a blizzard in the evening...............and see parrots flying through the snow.

We like to entertain our tourists.

Did you find a pond to suit you?

Awryly
05-29-2012, 10:42 PM
welcome to the forum..

ps .. I will be watching LOL

A Mod, huh?

Travelling undercover.

URF8
05-29-2012, 10:57 PM
Hello.

I was recommended to this forum by a naughty Canadian.

Please treat me gently.:grin::grin::grin:

Hey Pal, it's good to see you.

Albert.

Awryly
05-29-2012, 10:59 PM
Yeah, let the party commence... or like his g/f would say:

*Baaaaaaaaaaaa*

It is good to see that Americans here understand sheep jokes.

But I wonder if they are as attuned to American foreign policy jokes?

wingrider
05-30-2012, 12:11 AM
A Mod, huh?

Travelling undercover.
yeah I do my best work ingognito..

Awryly
08-23-2012, 01:20 AM
I have finally been banned from PoliticalForum.

Try to enjoy me.

wingrider
08-23-2012, 01:22 AM
welcome aboard ..

roadmaster
08-23-2012, 01:27 AM
I have finally been banned from PoliticalForum.

Try to enjoy me.

Well nothing wrong with that. Welcome!

Trinnity
08-23-2012, 08:31 AM
I have finally been banned from PoliticalForum.

Took 'em long enough. Welcome aboard <again> - I'm stocked up on Tylonal and grit. I'm ready for you, sir.

Captain Obvious
08-23-2012, 04:43 PM
We've all been banned from one forum or another. Trinn, me (I was banned 3 times from the same forum Trinn was banned), MMC is a renegade from PH, got banned just the other day 1 year after his last post there and Conley is forbidden from joining any other forum. Witness protection program thing.

Wingrider's his probation officer.

Welcome to the Island of misfit toys.

Carygrant
08-23-2012, 06:10 PM
Please let us start on a friendly footing .I don't hate America.
I just hate American conservatives, religious nutters (of which you have more than your fair share), virtually everything Hollywood churns out, dumb neocon policies, the American propensity to attack with "shock and awe" anyone they feel aggrieved by, your interference in the domestic affairs of other countries (including my own), and MacDonalds.
Otherwise I have no beef with America.
IS THAT clear?


They are such sensitive souls and cannot understand why people do not love them .
All this crap about outsiders hating America is sub text for , " why are you not loving us and telling us how great we are ."
They are so used to throwing beads to natives , that they lose their tongue and get red in the face when pressured .

Frogger
08-23-2012, 07:12 PM
In a pig's ass carygrant. Awryly is a known hater of Americans and all things American and I consider you to be his mini-me. I really don't care if you like me or my countrymen or not. That is your lose, not mine. There is no nationality I thoroughly dislike.

When it comes to throwing beads to natives the Brits win hands down. Britains, mainly Englishmen looked down on almost the entire known world. Just look at their treatment of the people in the British Raj, South Africa, Rhodesia, the Sudan, Australia. They treated the native populations as sub-human.

Awryly
08-23-2012, 11:28 PM
It's not the mods you need to worry about, dear.

Welcome. Every forum needs at least one America-hater. You can be our token, OK? ;)

Shucks! Just me representing the whole of the world beyond the US?

What a responsibility.

Awryly
08-23-2012, 11:29 PM
I've heard the surfing is great there. Always wanted to go there and try it out. Oh well.........

We also have good surf life savers.

Awryly
08-23-2012, 11:33 PM
Yeah, let the party commence... or like his g/f would say:

*Baaaaaaaaaaaa*

I can baaa if I want to.

Just as your 1st Amendment allows you to oink.

Awryly
08-23-2012, 11:35 PM
It is one of the few places where you can be wearing shorts and a tee shirt in the morning and be in the middle of a blizzard in the evening...............and see parrots flying through the snow.

I hate to criticise weird American behaviour.

But you wear shorts in the snow?

Awryly
08-23-2012, 11:38 PM
In a pig's ass carygrant. Awryly is a known hater of Americans and all things American and I consider you to be his mini-me. I really don't care if you like me or my countrymen or not. That is your lose, not mine. There is no nationality I thoroughly dislike.

When it comes to throwing beads to natives the Brits win hands down. Britains, mainly Englishmen looked down on almost the entire known world. Just look at their treatment of the people in the British Raj, South Africa, Rhodesia, the Sudan, Australia. They treated the native populations as sub-human.

What's wrong with "hating" Americans?

Are you saying they don't deserve it?

PS: Americans do "beads" from B-52s.

GrumpyDog
08-24-2012, 09:47 PM
now that depends.. if you go all wacko we can be .. but if you stay on topic, and don't insult members or mods VIPS we are a laid back and mellow

Dragon believers are worried about wackos?

wingrider
08-25-2012, 03:42 PM
We also have good surf life savers.
are those anything like the rootbeer or butterscotch life savers?? I used to love those as a kid

Awryly
08-25-2012, 08:41 PM
are those anything like the rootbeer or butterscotch life savers?? I used to love those as a kid

I am told women find them delicious.

Captain Obvious
08-25-2012, 09:40 PM
Maybe if you worked on your personality a bit, you would find that stuff out first hand.

Awryly
08-25-2012, 09:58 PM
Maybe if you worked on your personality a bit, you would find that stuff out first hand.

Maybe if you worked on yours, you would be more polite.

wingrider
08-26-2012, 09:22 AM
Dragon believers are worried about wackos?
lol

dragons like humans,, they taste good with ketchup and are crunchy

GrumpyDog
08-28-2012, 08:22 PM
lol

dragons like humans,, they taste good with ketchup and are crunchy

Well I just type what the dog says, and dogs are not edible, (unless you are President).

Awryly
09-03-2012, 10:14 PM
The garden gnomes of PoliticalForum have gathered in earnest confabulation around their toadstool and decreed that I am more dangerous to the GOP view of the world than can possibly be permitted.

Thus they have extended the blessing of my absence from PF from 2 weeks to 5 months.

Naturally I am distraught.

I have fewer tiny minds to play with.

Shucks.

The Frog will be ecstatic.

Conley
09-03-2012, 10:17 PM
I dont understand why you would have been banned in the first place.

Beevee
09-03-2012, 10:22 PM
I dont understand why you would have been banned in the first place.

His posts make sense. That's why.

Awryly
09-03-2012, 10:38 PM
His posts make sense. That's why.


Hello, Beevee. Long time no see.

Captain Obvious
09-03-2012, 10:41 PM
I dont understand why you would have been banned in the first place.

It's the cute avatar, you ought to know that by now.

Get one depicting a flip-off and everyone will think you're an asshole.

Awryly
09-03-2012, 10:43 PM
I dont understand why you would have been banned in the first place.


Any opinion that contradicts the far right view of the world is heresy.

Heresy is not good for far-right dreams about how heroic it is to be far right.

I am a far-right nightmare.

Now they dream sweetly amongst themselves.

Conley
09-03-2012, 10:44 PM
It's the cute avatar, you ought to know that by now.

Get one depicting a flip-off and everyone will think you're an asshole.


Hey if the shoe fits... :wink:

Awryly
09-03-2012, 10:45 PM
Hello, Beevee. Long time no see.


Hey. How about telling the saner posters on PF where I am?

They miss me, don't they? Especially Paris, the Aussies, and the like.

Conley
09-03-2012, 10:45 PM
Any opinion that contradicts the far right view of the world is heresy.

Heresy is not good for far-right dreams about how heroic it is to be far right.

I am a far-right nightmare.

Now they dream sweetly amongst themselves.


Oh...I thought it was for going off topic in a thread. I think I'm getting my forums mixed up :grin:

Conley
09-03-2012, 10:49 PM
Hey. How about telling the saner posters on PF where I am?They miss me, don't they?Yes! Here's a photo to help with recruiting :evil:http://www.rpfightingblindness.org.uk/imagelibrary/recruit.JPGor tell em our site isn't down half the time...whatever works better :grin:

Awryly
09-03-2012, 10:49 PM
Oh...I thought it was for going off topic in a thread. I think I'm getting my forums mixed up :grin:


Was that it?

I don't think so
.
I was usually far too much on topics they didn't like.

Awryly
09-03-2012, 10:51 PM
:evil:
Yes! Here's a photo to help with recruiting :evil:
http://www.rpfightingblindness.org.uk/imagelibrary/recruit.JPG

or tell em our site isn't down half the time...whatever works better :grin:


In the dog eat dog world of political debate, this site needs to compete more effectively.

I offer my humble services.:afro::afro::afro:

Conley
09-03-2012, 10:51 PM
Was that it?

I don't think so
.
I was usually far too much on topics they didn't like.



Sorry no, i have no clue just spouting off at the mouth as usual

Conley
09-03-2012, 10:52 PM
:evil:


In the dog eat dog world of political debate, this site needs to compete more effectively.

I offer my humble services.:afro::afro::afro:


Ha! Once you start using :afro: i know you are one of us...welcome to the crew

:evil:

Awryly
09-03-2012, 10:58 PM
Subversion was the first rule of American domination.

You are Americans, aren't you?

Conley
09-03-2012, 11:12 PM
we're naive...I meant native, yes

URF8
09-03-2012, 11:26 PM
Subversion was the first rule of American domination.

You are Americans, aren't you?

That's not very nuanced thinking. One size does not fit all when it comes to geopolitics.

Awryly
09-03-2012, 11:28 PM
That's not very nuanced thinking. One size does not fit all when it comes to geopolitics.


OK. I agree the CIA has a bit to learn about being "nuanced".

GrumpyDog
09-04-2012, 01:31 AM
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/rainbow_194.jpg

Oh, Susanna, Oh! don't you cry for me,
I've come from Alabama, wid my banjo on my knee.

Awryly
09-04-2012, 01:34 AM
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/rainbow_194.jpg

Oh, Susanna, Oh! don't you cry for me,
I've come from Alabama, wid my banjo on my knee.

Said he. Screaming into his soup.

Awryly
09-04-2012, 01:35 AM
Anyone know anything about the Political Fray? Maybe I should take off to a liberal website and pretend to be a neocon?

Wouldn't be that hard, would it?

GrumpyDog
09-04-2012, 01:58 AM
Anyone know anything about the Political Fray? Maybe I should take off to a liberal website and pretend to be a neocon?

Wouldn't be that hard, would it?

Welcome to the Political Fray Political Forum, an online community centered around the intelligent and respectul discussion of politics, current events, economics, religion, philosophy, and society. We welcome members of all ideologies and from all around the world and honestly believe that it is the sharing of different ideas(and sometimes the clash of these ideas) that can lead to the greatest results for humanity and the world.*

http://www.politicalfray.com/showthread.php?t=3134

*"Intelligent" rules out GrumpyDog, while "Respectful"rules out both GD and Awryly. Exceptions can be made for posters who are able to upload photos with captions which do not insult moderators, moderators personal views, moderators political view, or moderators prefered race, religion, or sexual orientation.**

** Exception to the exception can be made for those poster willing to donate money to the Forum treasury, in proportion to the percentage of donation received relative to other donations

Trinnity
09-04-2012, 07:46 AM
The garden gnomes of PoliticalForum have gathered in earnest confabulation around their toadstool and decreed that I am more dangerous to the GOP view of the world than can possibly be permitted.

Thus they have extended the blessing of my absence from PF from 2 weeks to 5 months.
WOW, that's some severe punishment. You do bash America a lot and get on peoples' nerves. :stirthepot:

But, no matter - you're welcome here, dear. :thumbsup20:

...garden gnomes... :roflmao:

Trinnity
09-04-2012, 08:47 AM
Sir, SPAM links and signatures are not allowed. Please remove them. Thank you.

Edit: Spam account was deleted by the Administrator.

Captain Obvious
09-04-2012, 05:44 PM
Awryly got nuked? That's great news.

Awryly
09-04-2012, 10:57 PM
WOW, that's some severe punishment. You do bash America a lot and get on peoples' nerves. :stirthepot:But, no matter - you're welcome here, dear. :thumbsup20:...garden gnomes... :roflmao:I have a view about America from the outside. It may not suit everyone but you have to think about why I have it.

As for PF, it is a frantic sandpit for excitable toddlers. Rational discussion is impossible. So I gave it away in favour of well-deserved mockery. They got sick of it. They moaned. And their moans were finally heard.
I suppose calling the mods there a bunch of sycophants didn't help either. :riot::middle_finger:

Conley
09-04-2012, 11:25 PM
Anyone know anything about the Political Fray? Maybe I should take off to a liberal website and pretend to be a neocon?

Wouldn't be that hard, would it?

aFray'd not :(

Awryly
09-05-2012, 12:03 AM
aFray'd not :(


Very good.

Awryly
09-05-2012, 12:24 AM
Very good.Speaking of clever humour, the US produces some great stuff. I have already mentioned "Citizen You" on another thread from the creators of The Onion. Withering stuff.

But there are also a few others. "American Dad" is a great series. South Park has its moments but is a bit preachy. Bill Maher is astonished by the society he lives in. In a very funny way.

For really sly humour most Americans don't get, you have to go to the UK. "Twenty Twelve" is a gem. "Absolute Power", the "Gravy Train", "The Thick of It", "Outnumbered" are others. The Aussies have "The Chasers' War on Everything". Totally irreverent, totally hilarious. NZ has "Spin Doctors" and "Diplomatic Immunity" . Astoundingly, you can't buy them on DVD.

American Republicans are so unfunny they are almost funny.

Awryly
09-25-2012, 09:25 PM
Speaking of clever humour, the US produces some great stuff. I have already mentioned "Citizen You" on another thread from the creators of The Onion. Withering stuff.

But there are also a few others. "American Dad" is a great series. South Park has its moments but is a bit preachy. Bill Maher is astonished by the society he lives in. In a very funny way.

For really sly humour most Americans don't get, you have to go to the UK. "Twenty Twelve" is a gem. "Absolute Power", the "Gravy Train", "The Thick of It", "Outnumbered" are others. The Aussies have "The Chasers' War on Everything". Totally irreverent, totally hilarious. NZ has "Spin Doctors" and "Diplomatic Immunity" . Astoundingly, you can't buy them on DVD.

American Republicans are so unfunny they are almost funny.

I failed to make obeisance to "Cheers" (wonderfully laidback, gentle humour), "Wings" and "Frasier". And for the only half-decent thing SNL has ever done - Tina Fey's send-up of Sarah Palin - a classic.

Conley
09-25-2012, 09:36 PM
Wings?!?! YGBFSM! Awryly I expected more from you. :cry:

Awryly
09-25-2012, 09:40 PM
Wings?!?! YGBFSM! Awryly I expected more from you. :cry:

Not the best, but the genesis of comedy that was.

Captain Obvious
09-25-2012, 09:43 PM
Do they have New Zealand sitcoms?

Like 2 and a half Pygmies?

Awryly
09-25-2012, 10:39 PM
Do they have New Zealand sitcoms?

Like 2 and a half Pygmies?

We have some great satire. "Spin Doctors", "Diplomatic Immunity", "7 Days". Fred Dagg (aka John Clarke) is one of our icons - before his comic genius shifted to Australia.

PS Pygmies are found in South America. And the US.

URF8
09-25-2012, 10:47 PM
We have some great satire. "Spin Doctors", "Diplomatic Immunity", "7 Days". Fred Dagg (aka John Clarke) is one of our icons - before his comic genius shifted to Australia.

PS Pygmies are found in South America. And the US.

Can I give you a critique on style? Yes? Ok here you go. The delivery of your ideas would be smoother if you didn't treat every post as a nail to be hammered down. Sometimes a scalpel is the better instrument. Sometimes a screwdriver. Vary your approach. Be less predicatable. Be more entertaining.

Beevee
09-25-2012, 10:50 PM
Can I give you a critique on style? Yes? Ok here you go. The delivery of your ideas would be smoother if you didn't treat every post as a nail to be hammered down. Sometimes a scalpel is the better instrument. Sometimes a screwdriver. Vary your approach. Be less predicatable. Be more entertaining.

He would want to be paid for that, as in the well known American tradition.

Will you be the first to cut him a check?

Awryly
09-25-2012, 10:50 PM
Can I give you a critique on style? Yes? Ok here you go. The delivery of your ideas would be smoother if you didn't treat every post as a nail to be hammered down. Sometimes a scalpel is the better instrument. Sometimes a screwdriver. Vary your approach. Be less predicatable. Be more entertaining.


Thank you. What sort of a tool are you?

Conley
09-25-2012, 11:01 PM
He would want to be paid for that, as in the well known American tradition.

Will you be the first to cut him a check?

Well there is that contest running...

Conley
09-25-2012, 11:33 PM
This is a great show:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peep_Show_(TV_series)

Awryly
12-08-2012, 07:08 PM
There goes the neighborhood. LOL
The frog seems to have retreated to his pond.

Awryly
12-08-2012, 07:12 PM
Where is Corrocamino? Along with that other-world dog, he spoke a language I could understand.

Peter1469
12-08-2012, 10:29 PM
Probably working.

Awryly
12-08-2012, 10:31 PM
Probably working.

He's retired.

And has the wit I miss.

Mister D
12-08-2012, 10:35 PM
He's retired.

And has the wit I miss.

It was hilarious watching carygrant slobber over him. :laugh:

Awryly
12-08-2012, 10:50 PM
It was hilarious watching carygrant slobber over him. :laugh:

He was no doubt appreciative of the relief from the incessant barrage of deflated balloonery that goes on around here.

GrumpyDog
12-13-2012, 02:01 AM
Warning for Conservatives: This thread is dangerous. Unpredictable. Could possibly cause you distress, anger, and eventually, Romneysia.

Mister D
12-13-2012, 08:57 AM
He was no doubt appreciative of the relief from the incessant barrage of deflated balloonery that goes on around here.

Ugh...too bad Corrocamino didn't stick around. I was hoping he'd teach you guys how to write.

Chris
12-13-2012, 09:16 AM
He was no doubt appreciative of the relief from the incessant barrage of deflated balloonery that goes on around here.

Apparently you're a fan of inflated "balloonery", or what I'd call multisyllabic babble.

BTW, "deflated balloonery" is an oxymoronic example of inflated balloonery.

Chris
12-13-2012, 09:18 AM
Ugh...too bad Corrocamino didn't stick around. I was hoping he'd teach you guys how to write.

I've always found people who think poorly write poorly. If someone doesn't take the time to write, he probably doesn't take the time to think.

Mister D
12-13-2012, 09:33 AM
I've always found people who think poorly write poorly. If someone doesn't take the time to write, he probably doesn't take the time to think.

His ability to think clearly and contribute has been demonstrated in the past so I'm not sure what so often prevents him from rational discussion. It might be that his criticism of the US is generally silly and when confronted by that reality he'd rather lash out than reconsider his positions.

Mister D
12-13-2012, 09:37 AM
Or perhaps he was never here for rational discussion in the first place and is the troll some suspect he is.

Chris
12-13-2012, 09:46 AM
The one time he engaged in rational discussion seems to have been a fluke.

Mister D
12-13-2012, 09:56 AM
Sadly, yes. Oh well.

Chris
12-13-2012, 10:01 AM
There's always Obamaian hope!

Awryly
12-13-2012, 06:53 PM
I feel vindicated by the witless jiber-jabbing of these "contributors" to such "wisdom" as flows from this forum. In the same way that I feel vindicated by the antics of chickens who have suffered the indignity of the axe.

hanger4
12-13-2012, 06:57 PM
I feel vindicated by the witless jiber-jabbing of these "contributors" to such "wisdom" as flows from this forum. In the same way that I feel vindicated by the antics of chickens who have suffered the indignity of the axe.

That's a mighty high minded and arrogant statement coming from someone that seldom argues the point, but rather ignores, distracts or attempts to change the subject.

Awryly
12-13-2012, 07:05 PM
That's a mighty high minded and arrogant statement coming from someone that seldom argues the point, but rather ignores, distracts or attempts to change the subject.

I am "high-minded". That's why I'm here.

To remind you about what your founders had hoped, but failed miserably to achieve for people like you.

Chris
12-13-2012, 07:22 PM
I am "high-minded". That's why I'm here.

To remind you about what your founders had hoped, but failed miserably to achieve for people like you.

What are you smoking?

Awryly
12-13-2012, 07:28 PM
What are you smoking?

You.

And you taste awful.

Chris
12-13-2012, 07:31 PM
You.

And you taste awful.

I guess yo think you're also funny. You remind me of carygrant, same ego, same thinking he's funny, pure boor.

Awryly
12-13-2012, 07:40 PM
I guess yo think you're also funny. You remind me of carygrant, same ego, same thinking he's funny, pure boor.


Your opinion (or do you call it a "fact"?) is duly noted.

Chris
12-13-2012, 07:57 PM
Your opinion (or do you call it a "fact"?) is duly noted.

It's been demonstrated by your posts.

Awryly
12-13-2012, 08:07 PM
It's been demonstrated by your posts.

OK. Let's examine that. Your opinion is somehow demonstrated by someone else's posts.

You must come from West Virginia.

Chris
12-13-2012, 08:13 PM
OK. Let's examine that. Your opinion is somehow demonstrated by someone else's posts.

You must come from West Virginia.

My opinions of you are based on your posts, yes.

Your opinions are merely made up. "You must come from West Virginia." demonstrates that.

See?

You're too easy.

Awryly
12-13-2012, 08:30 PM
My opinions of you are based on your posts, yes.

Your opinions are merely made up. "You must come from West Virginia." demonstrates that.

See?

You're too easy.


I can see why the US is in such a mess.

You demonstrate it with an amplitude I thought was reserved to bullhorns.

Captain Obvious
12-13-2012, 11:21 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/11b35e77e0488ceb590434e3d10944a73969aff.gif

Awryly
12-13-2012, 11:45 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/11b35e77e0488ceb590434e3d10944a73969aff.gif

The trolls who have polluted it will no doubt benefit somehow from that image.

Assuming they have a dictionary.

Awryly
12-15-2012, 08:09 PM
I have been on this site for some time now generously pointing out to any Yank that will listen the error of the American "way".

The sensitivities I have aroused when I speak of the American political system, the nutty adherence to a variety of loony religions, and of course their warlike foreign policies, has not endeared me to most Yanks here.

Most of them try to ignore me. Thereby committing themselves to even greater disasters than those they already bring upon themselves.

I don't really care what happens to Americans. They are far enough away to be merely a geographic smudge between Canada and Mexico. Perhaps they sense that? And are offended.

But they are reputedly human. Their insane politics must be viewed as sane in the context of insane media , domestic munitions and religiosity industries. Their insane politics had two wearers of magic underpants vying to become their leader.

My point is that they have so much to learn that they surely must think beyond the borders by which they are bound to discover new truths.

I wish them lucky stumbling upon sanity.

GrassrootsConservative
12-15-2012, 08:21 PM
Why do we even allow this troll to post here?
He contributes absolutely nothing, and I don't think anybody likes him.

Awryly
12-15-2012, 08:29 PM
Why do we even allow this troll to post here?
He contributes absolutely nothing, and I don't think anybody likes him.


I am not here to be liked. I am here to inform you of a universe you only vaguely comprehend exists.

And no, it is not Mordor. Which, for a reason stranger than fiction, you somehow understand.

Now, straighten your knickers.

Chris
12-15-2012, 08:42 PM
I am not here to be liked. I am here to inform you of a universe you only vaguely comprehend exists.

And no, it is not Mordor. Which, for a reason stranger than fiction, you somehow understand.

Now, straighten your knickers.

Inform? No, you troll and that is all you do.

Awryly
12-15-2012, 08:53 PM
Inform? No, you troll and that is all you do.


Only because you are too stupid to understand my wisdom.

BTW, are you the tPF Gestapo?

Chris
12-15-2012, 09:00 PM
Only because you are too stupid to understand my wisdom.

BTW, are you the tPF Gestapo?


Sociologists suggest that insults are often an indicator of flawed reasoning about the character or motivation of others. Though insults are common, and often used in jest, a fundamental axiom of sociology recognizes that derogatory forms of speech make erroneous attributions about the motivation of a person. Scholars classify the erroneous assumptions as the fundamental attribution error.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insult

Keep it up, troll.

Awryly
12-15-2012, 09:04 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insult

Keep it up, troll.


That, of course, is predicated on "flawed reasoning".

Which is your specialty, not mine.

hanger4
12-15-2012, 09:06 PM
Only because you are too stupid to understand my wisdom.

BTW, are you the tPF Gestapo?

Your arrogance is only preceded by your love for self.

Do you kiss yourself good night when you go to bed ??

Chris
12-15-2012, 09:09 PM
That, of course, is predicated on "flawed reasoning".

Which is your specialty, not mine.

Being a troll such as yourself is predicated on flawed reasoning. Flawed reasoning such as the following contradiction: "I have been on this site for some time now generously pointing out to any Yank that will listen the error of the American "way".... I don't really care what happens to Americans." That violates the second law of logic, non-contradiction.

Trolls are not reasonable.

Chris
12-15-2012, 09:12 PM
Your arrogance is only preceded by your love for self.

Do you kiss yourself good night when you go to bed ??

He's stuck up kissing himself...

http://i.snag.gy/SIaBZ.jpg

Awryly
12-15-2012, 09:12 PM
Your arrogance is only preceded by your love for self.

Do you kiss yourself good night when you go to bed ??

I have a harem of American women who do that for me.

Awryly
12-15-2012, 09:13 PM
He's stuck up kissing himself...

http://i.snag.gy/SIaBZ.jpg


Well done, Chris. I never thought you would find the right orifice.

Chris
12-15-2012, 09:15 PM
Well done, Chris. I never thought you would find the right orifice.

Wow, the troll's echoing Pee Wee Herman Defense!

http://i.snag.gy/8Vjox.jpg

Awryly
12-15-2012, 09:16 PM
Wow, the troll's echoing Pee Wee Herman Defense!

http://i.snag.gy/8Vjox.jpg

Sorry. What's a pee wee that doesn't involve a toilet pan?

I don't watch American TV dunnies much.

Chris
12-15-2012, 09:21 PM
Sorry. What's a pee wee that doesn't involve a toilet pan?

I don't watch American TV dunnies much.

Everyone else here understands, troll, laugh's on you. Good night, awryly, happy trolling.

Awryly
12-15-2012, 09:25 PM
Everyone else here understands, troll, laugh's on you. Good night, awryly, happy trolling.

Happy days.

Everyone here understands what a pee wee is.

How on earth did this character get to be a moderator?

Brain drain?

hanger4
12-15-2012, 09:36 PM
I have a harem of American women who do that for me.

Is that supposed to piss me off ??

What do I care what nationality of women service you.

Is misogyny a kiwi trait ??

Awryly
12-21-2012, 12:06 AM
Is that supposed to piss me off ??

What do I care what nationality of women service you.

Is misogyny a kiwi trait ??

Not sure.

Women are good for summit, right? Even in America.

Carygrant
12-21-2012, 04:14 AM
Wow, the troll's echoing Pee Wee Herman Defense!




Pots and Kettles , Chris .
You are still up there and way out in front .

hanger4
12-21-2012, 08:06 AM
Not sure.

Women are good for summit, right? Even in America.

WTF does that even mean ??

Are all kiwi's sexists or is just you ??

Carygrant
12-21-2012, 08:20 AM
Happy days.

Everyone here understands what a pee wee is.

How on earth did this character get to be a moderator?

Brain drain?

He writes the same post to me every so often and admits to hearing voices -- a sort of echo apparently .
Can't see that he is himself what he accuses others of being . Totally lacks any sense of humour which is always a , no no . Or , know no . Or , no know .

Carygrant
12-21-2012, 08:24 AM
WTF does that even mean ??

Are all kiwi's sexists or is just you ??


We Toffs are the same . We call it , sense of fun .
You call it , being miserable . Or is it , miserable old bitch? This PC talk- speak is far too much for a toff .

hanger4
12-21-2012, 08:30 AM
Happy days.


Everyone here understands what a pee wee is.


How on earth did this character get to be a moderator?


Brain drain?





He writes the same post to me every so often and admits to hearing voices -- a sort of echo apparently .
Can't see that he is himself what he accuses others of being . Totally lacks any sense of humour which is always a , no no . Or , know no . Or , no know .


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee-wee_Herman


All it took was a 0.15 second search on google.


Y'all slackers please try and keep up.

hanger4
12-21-2012, 08:34 AM
We Toffs are the same . We call it , sense of fun .
You call it , being miserable . Or is it , miserable old bitch? This PC talk- speak is far too much for a toff .

Tell me something toff ??

Are you really landed gentry ??

or what I believe, nothing more than wanna be ??

Awryly
12-23-2012, 12:44 AM
Could you guys let me know what your hours of consciousness are?

I accept that these may exclude a few hours when you are asleep. :azn: