Obama Disarms Hispanics!

[Smartmouthwoman]

We've all heard the story by now... but jic somebody missed it:



Latino officials not allowed to have forks and knives when Obama enters the room (http://www.examiner.com/article/latino-officials-not-allowed-to-have-forks-and-knives-when-obama-enters-the-room)

On Friday afternoon, President Barack Obama (http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/president-obama-s-chicago-neighborhood) spoke at the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials’ annual conference just as Mitt Romney had done the previous day.

CLICK HERE to view the video of the forkless request (http://www.examiner.com/video/latino-association-forkless-for-obama)

When Obama (http://thepoliticalforums.com/topic/obama) spoke, however, there was an unusual announcement made to the approximately 1,000 persons attending the luncheon.

Raquel Regalado, a board member, told the audience:

It’s very important that you use your utensils as soon as possible. As you know, we’re having another speaker, and there is some Secret Service (http://thepoliticalforums.com/topic/secret-service) involved. So there’s a reason why there’s no knives at your table and the forks will be collected … and I’m not joking. So, like the good Hispanic mother, I’m here to tell you to please eat your lunch.

The utensils were removed from the tables before President Obama entered the ballroom to speak at Disney’s Contemporary Resort at Walt Disney World.

This president is such a trip. He doesn't hesitate to send our soldiers into combat, but he's scared to eat in a roomful of armed Mexicans. Whatta clown.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EjX-H4dmMUI/T-dEBVOIieI/AAAAAAAAE-0/1_DBAXqZSuY/s640/Spork-Semper-Tyrannis.jpg

[Cigar]

Fact; no one gets to be President without 40% of the Hispanic Vote.

Mitt ... say byby to the Presidency :) with only 17%

[Smartmouthwoman]

Don't count your burritos before they hatch.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrvMpiplcxwSISn479R5__-_-2cyFr7Gv11ifEJuv6w7KI88N4rw&t=1

[Smartmouthwoman]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/-ZmGaVWk9Bbk/T-c8Num3_HI/AAAAAAAAhsI/03bmbrYabB8/BK%2520Spork_thumb%255B2%255D.png?imgmax=800

[Cigar]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b137/chasc5/HorseD20120620_low.jpg

[Smartmouthwoman]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HoguFRLRG4I/TpbZmODlA8I/AAAAAAAAAko/ie_dDoB1ocE/s640/hoseb.jpg

[Smartmouthwoman]

http://ratetees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/obama-done-fork-tshirt.png

[Cigar]

We will see ... :)

[Goldie Locks]

I've heard of the SS taking a bullet for the president but never a fork. You can't make this shit up.

[roadmaster]

A fork! Now I can understand knifes, but ask yourself would he have requested this of African Americans? If so would they call him racist?

[Cigar]

A fork! Now I can understand knifes, but ask yourself would he have requested this of African Americans? If so would they call him racist?

Nope ... because we all know the truth and not the bull-shit people what you to believe.

[roadmaster]

Nope ... because we all know the truth and not the bull-shit people what you to believe.

How is it bull? I have never heard of a President asking forks to be removed. If I were there, I would have been concerned with this no matter what race.

[Mainecoons]

What truth is that, pray tell? That Hispanics are more violent than blacks and hence can't be trusted with tableware?

Look out your window and tell us the truth, oh great stogie!

[Smartmouthwoman]

Nope ... because we all know the truth and not the bull-shit people what you to believe.

http://www.examiner.com/video/latino-association-forkless-for-obama

Truth hurts, eh?

[WalterSobchak]

I've heard of the SS taking a bullet for the president but never a fork. You can't make this shit up.


Holy shit! We can curse here??

YES!! LOLOLOL

[Cigar]

What truth is that, pray tell? That Hispanics are more violent than blacks and hence can't be trusted with tableware?

Look out your window and tell us the truth, oh great stogie!

I never knew how intelligent you were, until you removed all doubt.

Thanks

[Mainecoons]

You're welcome. Want to answer the question now? What is your great truth that supplants all BS?

You tell us--why did they take those forks? Another Obama fork-up?

[Smartmouthwoman]

I never knew how intelligent you were, until you removed all doubt.

Thanks

Now now, don't get testy, Cigar. I've noticed that happens everytime Barack embarrasses you... and this one is a doozy.
http://yafh.com/image/0654d9c1-KeepYourFork.jpg

[roadmaster]

Now now, don't get testy, Cigar. I've noticed that happens everytime Barack embarrasses you... and this one is a doozy.
http://yafh.com/image/0654d9c1-KeepYourFork.jpg

Imagine if he had been an all white President asking African Americans to do this. Al Sharption would be all over this and it would be in the news how racist the President was. Cigar would be too calling him racist and probably the first one to post it.

[Smartmouthwoman]

Imagine if he had been an all white President asking African Americans to do this. Al Sharption would be all over this and it would be in the news how racist the President was. Cigar would be too calling him racist and probably the first one to post it.

You're exactly right about that. If you google 'Obama hispanics forks' you get about a million hits. I'm really surprised there's not a bigger outcry from hispanics. Barack only called us 'bitter white women' -- he didn't actually try to disarm us. Hell, one of those white women could be hiding a knitting needle!!!!

[Goldie Locks]

How is it bull? I have never heard of a President asking forks to be removed. If I were there, I would have been concerned with this no matter what race.


It was actually the forks and the knives. Wonder if it was plastic-ware???

[coolwalker]

I guess Obama is getting tired of being forked!

[URF8]

Fact; no one gets to be President without 40% of the Hispanic Vote.

Mitt ... say byby to the Presidency :) with only 17%

If President Obama is reelected he won't be able to govern. We will continue to resist just as we do now. Any questions?

[Mainecoons]

You notice how he fails to reveal his great truth as to why the dining Hispanics were disarmed of those dangerous eating tools?

Still waiting, Cigar.

[Peter1469]

Fact; no one gets to be President without 40% of the Hispanic Vote.

Mitt ... say byby to the Presidency :) with only 17%

Hispanics or Latinos are only 16.3% of the population..., public school education? :grin:

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/00000.html

[Peter1469]

Were spoons OK? You can eat rice and beans with spoons!

[Goldie Locks]

Hispanics or Latinos are only 16.3% of the population..., public school education? :grin:

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/00000.html



I was thinking the same thing. Cigar doesn't realize it was the white man that put that POS in the White House.

[Goldie Locks]

Were spoons OK? You can eat rice and beans with spoons!


Surprised they didn't make them eat from a troth like pigs.

[Mainecoons]

Hey, don't be denigrating my black beans and rice, a delicacy when properly prepared. And an alternative energy source as well--generates MUCHO methane!

[Smartmouthwoman]

What's really sad?

The Secret Service doesn't think they can protect the president against a roomful of people armed only with a fork.

Now that's downright scary.

[Goldie Locks]

What's really sad?

The Secret Service doesn't think they can protect the president against a roomful of people armed only with a fork.

Now that's downright scary.


I think he needs new SS....LOL

[James Cessna]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HoguFRLRG4I/TpbZmODlA8I/AAAAAAAAAko/ie_dDoB1ocE/s640/hoseb.jpg

Ha-Ha!

Very good, Smartmouthwoman!

Even with the traditional Hispanic vote, Barack Obama will not be re-elected.

He has alienated too many people!

[MMC]

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=I4518220313002817&pid=1.7&w=113&h=142&c=7&rs=1

Greetings James Cessna.....Welcome to the Political Forums of the Rant. :yo2:

[wingrider]

this has to be the funniest thread I have read in quite a while.. man this made me chuckle,, just how inept are the SS and why is Obama so fearfull ? man this is one cool thread.

[Goldie Locks]

this has to be the funniest thread I have read in quite a while.. man this made me chuckle,, just how inept are the SS and why is Obama so fearfull ? man this is one cool thread.

Ubama is willing to send guns into Mexico, but American Latinos are not permitted forks in his presence.

[MMC]

Ubama is willing to send guns into Mexico, but American Latinos are not permitted forks in his presence.

Ya can tune a piano.....but ya can't tune a fish. Just Sayin! :afro:

[Trinnity]

"Captain, I'm going to have to ask you to have all forks and knives removed from the food replicators."

http://kylesmithonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kirk-obama.jpg

the joke's on him, red shirts are expendable

[Cigar]

Ha-Ha!

Very good, Smartmouthwoman!

Even with the traditional Hispanic vote, Barack Obama will not be re-elected.

He has alienated too many people!

So you think Mitt is going to get 40% of the Hispanic Vote?

Aye Carumba! :)

[Smartmouthwoman]

So you think Mitt is going to get 40% of the Hispanic Vote?

Aye Carumba! :)

It's not the Hispanic vote that really counts... it's the white independents who will be leaving his flock in droves.

Bet you never thought you'd live to see the day you'd have to rely on Mexicans to pull you outta the fire, huh?

[Cigar]

It's not the Hispanic vote that really counts... it's the white independents who will be leaving his flock in droves.

Bet you never thought you'd live to see the day you'd have to rely on Mexicans to pull you outta the fire, huh?


White Independents are a Dwelling Demographic

[MMC]

White Independents are a Dwelling Demographic


Oh.....you have seen them at those Occupy events too? Course most of them refuse to vote for any party, which don't include their youth vote.

[Smartmouthwoman]

I have a real hard time believing Hispanics will vote for Obama. My community is majority Hispanics and to the person, they are the most conservative, family-oriented, church-going people in the neighborhood. I think the 'polls' showing they'll support Obama are just another smoke screen invented by the DNC to raise Barry's spirits. I bet 90% of them don't vote at all.

[Cigar]

Well ... I have Hispanics in my family and they know for sure Republicans couldn't give a shit about them. All they need to do is read the words coming directly from Conservatives ... and enough said.

[WalterSobchak]

I have a real hard time believing Hispanics will vote for Obama. My community is majority Hispanics and to the person, they are the most conservative, family-oriented, church-going people in the neighborhood. I think the 'polls' showing they'll support Obama are just another smoke screen invented by the DNC to raise Barry's spirits. I bet 90% of them don't vote at all.


The day the GOP gets a majority of the hispanic vote is the day Hell freezes over. Just saying.

[Smartmouthwoman]

The day the GOP gets a majority of the hispanic vote is the day Hell freezes over. Just saying.

Without racial profiling, how does anybody know if voters are hispanic or not? Pollsters smell tacos on their breath and write down 'hispanic?'

[Cigar]

Without racial profiling, how does anybody know if voters are hispanic or not? Pollsters smell tacos on their breath and write down 'hispanic?'

I like Tacos, does that make me Hispanic?

[Smartmouthwoman]

I like Tacos, does that make me Hispanic?

Ask that poll you keep referring to. They're prob counting you too.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QFebutipyQA/T06OjKFcLDI/AAAAAAAAALw/NymtPeI5R4k/s1600/obama.png

[WalterSobchak]

I like Tacos, does that make me Hispanic?


I am actually on a personal quest to find the perfect taco. Haven't found it yet! LOL

[WalterSobchak]

Ask that poll you keep referring to. They're prob counting you too.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QFebutipyQA/T06OjKFcLDI/AAAAAAAAALw/NymtPeI5R4k/s1600/obama.png


I just gotta know SMW, do you just simply use google images for your Obama cartoons? Or do you have an arsenal of websites with this stuff bookmarked? Just curious.

[Conley]

Are those rolling papers? :shocked: :weedsmoking:

[MMC]

Well ... I have Hispanics in my family and they know for sure Republicans couldn't give a shit about them. All they need to do is read the words coming directly from Conservatives ... and enough said.


Thats funny......seems all these hispanics are Republican and they know they give a shit about them and much much more. :wink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latino_Republicans

[MMC]

The day the GOP gets a majority of the hispanic vote is the day Hell freezes over. Just saying.

Guess those Demos.....best start to get to all those Hispanic Catholics who Stand for Life and Family Traditions.....huh?

[Goldie Locks]

Thats funny......seems all these hispanics are Republican and they know they give a shit about them and much much more. :wink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latino_Republicans


That's quite a list, maybe Cigar can give us his list...LOL

[Smartmouthwoman]

I just gotta know SMW, do you just simply use google images for your Obama cartoons? Or do you have an arsenal of websites with this stuff bookmarked? Just curious.

Oh, I'd never try to save them all. With this joke of a president, you can count on a new batch of cartoons following nearly every public appearance.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jK15NGM3p0Y/T-dEHK0z78I/AAAAAAAAE_A/XC_08be-h70/s640/Jello.jpg

[Goldie Locks]

Oh, I'd never try to save them all. With this joke of a president, you can count on a new batch of cartoons following nearly every public appearance.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jK15NGM3p0Y/T-dEHK0z78I/AAAAAAAAE_A/XC_08be-h70/s640/Jello.jpg



You have a point there. This man is so inept, there's an endless supply daily...;)

[Smartmouthwoman]

http://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/dinner-with-o-and-mo.jpg

[MMC]

http://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/dinner-with-o-and-mo.jpg

Whats funny is to picture this guy in front of mirror, practicing in spanish just a couple of sentences. Making sure he looks cool while saying Vio Con Dias muchachuoes.

[Trinnity]

White Independents are a Dwelling DemographicWhat does that mean?

[MMC]

What does that mean?

http://occupy.sunmaistudios.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/occupy_cardboard.jpeg

Occupiers. :dontknow:

[Mainecoons]

I think he means "dwindling." Amazing how this guy who represents himself as a successful business person finds so much time to hang around here with a bunch of retired guys. Also amazing that he is so successful yet less than literate. Also amazing that he is so smart and doesn't seem to read much beyond the Daily Kos, which he apparently believes is gospel.

What I think we really have here is another one of these useful idiots the colleges turn out these days who has been sucked because of pure stupidity into the nut fringe of the Obama campaign. I just hope he's getting paid at least minimum wage to hang around here during the week and post nonsense as that is all he's going to have come November to show for his time.

:grin:

[Goldie Locks]

I think he means "dwindling." Amazing how this guy who represents himself as a successful business person finds so much time to hang around here with a bunch of retired guys. Also amazing that he is so successful yet less than literate. Also amazing that he is so smart and doesn't seem to read much beyond the Daily Kos, which he apparently believes is gospel.


What I think we really have here is another one of these useful idiots the colleges turn out these days who has been sucked because of pure stupidity into the nut fringe of the Obama campaign. I just hope he's getting paid at least minimum wage to hang around here during the week and post nonsense as that is all he's going to have come November to show for his time.

:grin:


WhoTF knows, his spelling is atrocious...I honestly don't know how he makes it in business with grammar and spelling like that. He must have someone else do his communications for him. I mean how long has spell check been around???...of course it doesn't help if you have no idea what word your actually going for.

[MMC]

WhoTF knows, his spelling is atrocious...I honestly don't know how he makes it in business with grammar and spelling like that. He must have someone else do his communications for him. I mean how long has spell check been around???...of course it doesn't help if you have no idea what word your actually going for.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_lLJjb1BBQ

Hey now.....don't be about all that spelling, spell check and grammar now. Brutha just wants to come off like he is from the hood. :rollseyes: :evil:

Besides.....I still speak Jive! :grin:

[Goldie Locks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_lLJjb1BBQ

Hey now.....don't be about all that spelling, spell check and grammar now. Brutha just wants to come off like he is from the hood. :rollseyes: :evil:


Besides.....I still speak Jive! :grin:

Just sayin'...lol