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Common
04-21-2015, 07:23 PM
I cant wait for the Lib this and lib that and the Commons this and Common is that :)

The rapper Waka Flocka Flame announced that he is running for president.

In a campaign announcement video for Rolling Stone that was released (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/videos/waka-flocka-flame-for-president-watch-his-exclusive-campaign-video-20150420)on Monday, Flame marked April 20, a day notorious for being associated with marijuana smoking, he unveiled his 2016 campaign.


“I’m very pleased to announce today, on 4/20, the best day of the year, I will be running for president,” Flame said.
His stated first action as president should come as no surprise — to legalize marijuana.
When asked about his presidential mandates, he responded, “First thing I would stop as president is dogs coming to restaurants” and said another mandate would restrict “anybody who’s got feet over size 13” from walking in public (he urged them to use trains, cabs or buses).
Flame said a focus issue of his would be education, which he called “important.”
“We’re going to teach the kids more reality skills and they’ve got to learn my lyrics before they get out of school.”


Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/rapper-waka-flocka-flame-running-for-president-117206.html#ixzz3XzdAWLGR

PolWatch
04-21-2015, 07:25 PM
waka flocka flame? really? omg!

Redrose
04-21-2015, 07:33 PM
Scary. Scarier is some fools will support him, even if he is just kidding.

This country is being sucked into profound stupidity.

I won't blame Obama totally for that fool's comments, but Obama is responsible for the "F Congress, I'm President. I am the Congress" comment.

Low IQ, repulsive misfits like WFF, donot have the mental capability to make sane decisions and comments.

PolWatch
04-21-2015, 07:43 PM
well, this name is too good to let slide by.

I see a political cage-death match....kinda like those wrasslin matches....

in this corner:
Representing the Silly party: Waka Flacka Flame

in this corner:
Representing the Sillier party: Dinty Doodle Dandy....

popcorn anyone?

Common Sense
04-21-2015, 07:49 PM
Ethnic names make me nervous.

It's Obama's fault.

Why can't people have normal names like Steve or Hank?

Common
04-21-2015, 07:58 PM
He cant be seriouis

Redrose
04-21-2015, 07:59 PM
His real name is Joaquin Malphurs. Hope his parents are proud.

PolWatch
04-21-2015, 07:59 PM
Ethnic names make me nervous.

It's Obama's fault.

Why can't people have normal names like Steve or Hank?

not ethnic....made up....

real name: Juaquin James Malphurs

inquiring minds want to know these things! :grin:

Common
04-21-2015, 08:08 PM
Kanye West is going to announce soon

Redrose
04-21-2015, 08:13 PM
Kanye West is going to announce soon


Imagine Kim K as the First "Lady". It's a circus now, that would make it complete with the freak show.

Mr. Right
04-21-2015, 08:19 PM
Pee Wee Herman should throw his hat in the ring. Then we could have a real circle jerk.

Safety
04-21-2015, 08:24 PM
Imagine Kim K as the First "Lady". It's a circus now, that would make it complete with the freak show.

First Ho?

Mr. Right
04-21-2015, 10:30 PM
What's up with Kim K thinking that azz the size of a 48qt cooler is somehow sexy?

The Xl
04-21-2015, 10:32 PM
He probably can't be any worse than the bought and paid for establishment democrats and republicans that will run

Common
04-21-2015, 10:35 PM
What's up with Kim K thinking that azz the size of a 48qt cooler is somehow sexy?

Kanye convinced her its cool, I think shes a cellulite heifer

The Xl
04-21-2015, 10:37 PM
Kim was banging as fuq like 7 years ago, today not so much

Safety
04-21-2015, 10:42 PM
Kim was banging as fuq like 7 years ago, today not so much

I'd still hit it, but I'd make sure to get all my shots first.

Safety
04-21-2015, 10:43 PM
What's up with Kim K thinking that azz the size of a 48qt cooler is somehow sexy?

It is. :afro:

BB-35
04-21-2015, 10:45 PM
well, this name is too good to let slide by.

I see a political cage-death match....kinda like those wrasslin matches....

in this corner:
Representing the Silly party: Waka Flacka Flame

in this corner:
Representing the Sillier party: Dinty Doodle Dandy....

popcorn anyone?
<sigh> I miss Pat Paulsen....

Common
04-21-2015, 10:46 PM
It is. :afro:

All a matter of preference Safety :)

GrassrootsConservative
04-21-2015, 10:46 PM
Is he eligible?

I would have thought too young. If he's over 35 that's pretty pathetic.

The Xl
04-21-2015, 10:47 PM
I'd still hit it, but I'd make sure to get all my shots first.

She barely looks human after all that plastic surgery

BB-35
04-21-2015, 10:55 PM
What's up with Kim K thinking that azz the size of a 48qt cooler is somehow sexy?
*Spew!*

Safety
04-21-2015, 10:55 PM
She barely looks human after all that plastic surgery

It's hard to find anyone in hollywood who doesn't have plastic surgery.

The Xl
04-21-2015, 10:56 PM
It's hard to find anyone in hollywood who doesn't have plastic surgery.

True. But hers looks bad

Safety
04-21-2015, 10:58 PM
True. But hers looks bad

Meh.