Captain Obvious
06-03-2015, 07:38 AM
...look'in like a fool with your pants on the ground
Someone should have told this kid to just wait until a cop shoots someone, then it's all free to take.
http://wtop.com/watercooler/2015/06/long-island-burglars-red-underwear-leads-to-police-arrest/
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (AP) — The blue sneakers were the subject of the crime, but police say it was a man’s red underwear that led to his arrest on Long Island.
Police say 18-year-old Taykim Ross stole $200, electronics and Air Jordan sneakers from an apartment Monday and stopped in the backyard to try on the new kicks. That’s when a neighbor snapped a photo of the suspect with red boxers visible above his jeans.
Hempstead Village Officer Russell Harris says he was returning after a canvass of the neighborhood when he noticed someone taking garbage out. He saw someone bending over with “bright red underwear.”
Turns out, it was an exact match.
Someone should have told this kid to just wait until a cop shoots someone, then it's all free to take.
http://wtop.com/watercooler/2015/06/long-island-burglars-red-underwear-leads-to-police-arrest/
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (AP) — The blue sneakers were the subject of the crime, but police say it was a man’s red underwear that led to his arrest on Long Island.
Police say 18-year-old Taykim Ross stole $200, electronics and Air Jordan sneakers from an apartment Monday and stopped in the backyard to try on the new kicks. That’s when a neighbor snapped a photo of the suspect with red boxers visible above his jeans.
Hempstead Village Officer Russell Harris says he was returning after a canvass of the neighborhood when he noticed someone taking garbage out. He saw someone bending over with “bright red underwear.”
Turns out, it was an exact match.