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Cigar
08-12-2015, 02:47 PM
NRA's Ted Nugent Defends Trump's Lewd Comments About Megyn Kelly By Making His Own Lewd CommentsAny one doubt that "one-riff" Ted would be the frontrunner of this GOP Circus if he threw his hat in the ring? Well, maybe he'd be just behind Trump but gaining fast. Stay classy GOP

http://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2015/08/12/nras-ted-nugent-defends-trumps-lewd-comments-ab/204904

National Rifle Association board member Ted Nugent sided with Donald Trump in the candidate's recent feud with Fox News host Megyn Kelly, calling Trump "a good guy" and saying he turns on Kelly's show "just to look at her" and often does so naked, while loading his gun.

Nugent said, "I'm a big fan of Donald Trump because I believe in bold, aggressive, unapologetic truth. Period. And I'm not a fan of Megyn Kelly, although I often turn on Fox just to look at her. Sometimes when I'm loading my magazines, I like to just look at her. And I usually sit naked on the couch dropping hot brass on my stuff."

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 03:07 PM
Trump made no lewd comment about Megan Kelly.

BB-35
08-12-2015, 04:55 PM
Libbies KNOW what Nugent is,and yet they act surprised, and shit the bed every time he says something....

Common Sense
08-12-2015, 05:04 PM
Trump/Nugent


Now there's a ticket.

Peter1469
08-12-2015, 06:01 PM
lol

Safety
08-12-2015, 07:30 PM
Libbies KNOW what Nugent is,and yet they act surprised, and shit the bed every time he says something....

I think it's an appropriate action to take, considering he shit himself to get a deferment.

'murica.

BB-35
08-12-2015, 10:09 PM
I think it's an appropriate action to take, considering he shit himself to get a deferment.

'murica.
Like you really care....

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 10:28 PM
'murica.

Stop mocking white people.

Safety
08-12-2015, 10:29 PM
Stop mocking white people.
^^weak sauce
Stop making white people look bad.

Safety
08-12-2015, 10:31 PM
Like you really care....
About?

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 10:32 PM
^^weak sauce
Stop making white people look bad.

Its not weak.

You are a VIP who is posting in bad faith by mocking white people.

Safety
08-12-2015, 10:42 PM
Its not weak.

You are a VIP who is posting in bad faith by mocking white people.
Is your existence here now regulated to just complaining about mods and VIPs?

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 10:47 PM
Is your existence here now regulated to just complaining about mods and VIPs?

only when when you deserve it.

My beef was/is with two mods and VIPs like you who do not live up to the high standards expected of VIPs.

The Xl
08-12-2015, 10:57 PM
Stop mocking white people.
This made me laugh hysterically.

The Xl
08-12-2015, 10:58 PM
Its not weak.

You are a VIP who is posting in bad faith by mocking white people.

Lol wut. I say Murica' all the time, and I assure you it isn't an attack on white people.

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 11:03 PM
Lol wut. I say Murica' all the time, and I assure you it isn't an attack on white people.

And black people call each other the n-word.

Safety
08-12-2015, 11:04 PM
Lol wut. I say Murica' all the time, and I assure you it isn't an attack on white people.

Mac just wanted to say something to try and get me back in my place.

It's more like a child who screams "he's looking at me".

The Xl
08-12-2015, 11:07 PM
And black people call each other the n-word.

Lol wut. When has Murica' ever been a derogatory term towards whites?

Sit down, you're drunk.

The Xl
08-12-2015, 11:07 PM
Mac just wanted to say something to try and get me back in my place.

It's more like a child who screams "he's looking at me".

Well....he personifies 'Murica, that's for sure.

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 11:08 PM
Mac just wanted to say something to try and get me back in my place.

It's more like a child who screams "he's looking at me".

If whites mocked black people you would be offended.

But being a pet minority I guess the rules do not apply to you.

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 11:09 PM
Lol wut. When has Murica' ever been a derogatory term towards whites?

Sit down, you're drunk.

It is always used as an insult toward conservative whites.

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 11:10 PM
Well....he personifies 'Murica, that's for sure.

Do you think so?

Explain it to me if you can.

The Xl
08-12-2015, 11:13 PM
It is always used as an insult toward conservative whites.

It's used as an insult towards dumb neoconservatives. They don't have to be white even if they usually are.

Mac-7
08-12-2015, 11:15 PM
It's used as an insult towards dumb neoconservatives. They don't have to be white even if they usually are.

I know its meant as an insult to white conservatives.

Safety already admitted it was directed at whites.

But what does it mean?

White conservatives are patriotic and that makes guilt ridden white liberals and ungrateful blacks angry?

Safety
08-12-2015, 11:55 PM
If whites mocked black people you would be offended.

But being a pet minority I guess the rules do not apply to you.

Are you new to tPF?

Safety
08-12-2015, 11:56 PM
I know its meant as an insult to white conservatives.

Safety already admitted it was directed at whites.

But what does it mean?

White conservatives are patriotic and that makes guilt ridden white liberals and ungrateful blacks angry?

:rofl:

Safety
08-12-2015, 11:56 PM
Well....he personifies 'Murica, that's for sure.

Only thing he's missing is an apple pie lapel pin.

decedent
08-13-2015, 01:55 AM
Nugent walking around in his poopy pants to avoid the draft is far more dignified than what the libz did (getting college deferments or fleeing to Canukistan).

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 06:07 AM
Only thing he's missing is an apple pie lapel pin.

Because I'm white but don't hate America?

BB-35
08-13-2015, 06:27 AM
About?
having trouble keeping up?

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:44 AM
Libbies KNOW what Nugent is,and yet they act surprised, and shit the bed every time he says something....
Pubs KNOW what Nugent is, and yet they act turned on and stain the bed every time he says something....

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:45 AM
Like you really care....

Right. Back. Atcha. Bub.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 06:45 AM
Pubs KNOW what Nugent is, and yet they act turned on and stain the bed every time he says something....

This thread was started by Cigar.

Are you calling him a republican?

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:46 AM
Is your existence here now regulated to just complaining about mods and VIPs?

Yes.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:51 AM
This thread was started by Cigar.

Are you calling him a republican?

If his Willy got silly and left white stains, yes.Did BB's comment warrant a response about shitting from you? Nope, wonder why? I highly doubt if anyone shits them self (other than YALLS shitty hero Nuge) like he said, soooooo kindly go have carnal knowledge with yourself.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:53 AM
And black people call each other the n-word.

Wow, it's sad that you feel that living in America(say that in James brown mode) is an insult. Maybe you should move.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 06:54 AM
If his Willy got silly and left white stains, yes.Did BB's comment warrant a response about $#@!ting from you? Nope, wonder why? I highly doubt if anyone $#@!s them self (other than YALLS $#@!ty hero Nuge) like he said, soooooo kindly go have carnal knowledge with yourself.

Try to be more lady like and can the sexual innuendo.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 06:55 AM
Wow, it's sad that you feel that living in America(say that in James brown mode) is an insult. Maybe you should move.

I like America.

Its brainwashed white liberals and ungrateful blacks who hold a grudge against the country.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:55 AM
If whites mocked black people you would be offended.

But being a pet minority I guess the rules do not apply to you.
You mean like the day bobbo and the other dick were posting watermelon eating comments? Yah, you're welcome.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:57 AM
Nugent walking around in his poopy pants to avoid the draft is far more dignified than what the libz did (getting college deferments or fleeing to Canukistan).
What???? 'Mere so I can slap da shit outta YOU, DA.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 06:59 AM
You mean like the day bobbo and the other dick were posting watermelon eating comments? Yah, you're welcome.

Whoever those two are I bet they aren't VIPs like Safety who is bound by higher standards of conduct than ordinary members.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:00 AM
Try to be more lady like and can the sexual innuendo.

Why? Alluding to sex sure beats talking about shitting yourself....unless that is more normal for some. Yuck.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:02 AM
Whoever those two are I bet they aren't VIPs like Safety who is bound by higher standards of conduct than ordinary members.
It was before he was VIP so they probably thought it was cooli-o. I'm not one bit surprised that you are okay with it though. Character and all that.....

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:02 AM
I like America.

Its brainwashed white liberals and ungrateful blacks who hold a grudge against the country.
Funny, you NEVER "sound" that way.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 07:03 AM
Why? Alluding to sex sure beats talking about $#@!ting yourself....unless that is more normal for some. Yuck.

And feminists wonder why men have no respect for them anymore.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:04 AM
And feminists wonder why men have no respect for them anymore.
LOL, no one cares who YOU respect. If anyone....except shitty Nuge.

Jets
08-13-2015, 07:07 AM
Not for anything, but does anyone really care what Ted Nugent says....

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 07:08 AM
Not for anything, but does anyone really care what Ted Nugent says....

Cigar and Silvereyes care very much.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:16 AM
Cigar and Silvereyes care very much.
Wrong AGAIN. I'm not the one getting excited by all the crazy shit that whacko said. I also noticed that you said NOTHING about your shitty hero's disgusting sexual remarks about Meg. Id ask why not but we know the answer. You RESPECT him. Sad AND disgusting, but not at all surprising.

Toodles.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:17 AM
Not for anything, but does anyone really care what Ted Nugent says....
Nope. He's as bat shit crazy as Trump.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 07:20 AM
Wrong AGAIN. I'm not the one getting excited by all the crazy $#@! that whacko said.

I also noticed that you said NOTHING about your $#@!ty hero's disgusting sexual remarks about Meg.


.

you prove my point.

I didn't comment because I'm not as excited by disgusting sexual remarks as you are.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 07:25 AM
I think it's an appropriate action to take, considering he shit himself to get a deferment.

'murica.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/37994/large/nfg.jpg?1372190206

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:34 AM
you prove my point.

I didn't comment because I'm not as excited by disgusting sexual remarks as you are.
No, you didn't comment because they didn't OFFEND you. Plain and simple. Gentlemen don't talk that way about females. Sad that you RESPECT him.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:35 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/37994/large/nfg.jpg?1372190206
Scrollscrollscrollscrollscroll!

Common
08-13-2015, 07:51 AM
It would be hard to find a bigger low class pos than ted nugent. They guy is a scumbag and nothing more

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 07:58 AM
Scrollscrollscrollscrollscroll!

You saying you wouldn't hit that?

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 08:38 AM
You saying you wouldn't hit that?

Yah, id hit that. With my eyes squeezed shut and holding a pinata stick. There's only two things that could possibly make that more icky: him wearing a US flag speedo and a picture of Quitta from Wasilla in the background.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 08:47 AM
OMG, you're looking for picture like that, aren't you??

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 08:49 AM
OMG, you're looking for picture like that, aren't you??

No - lol! But I do note the disappointment in the tone of your post.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 08:51 AM
No - lol! But I do note the disappointment in the tone of your post.

Disappointment? Pfffft, that was HORROR.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 08:58 AM
Disappointment? Pfffft, that was HORROR.

My gift to you:

http://server.myspace-shack.com/d21/17americanflagspeedo0710lg8636817.jpg

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 09:15 AM
I hate you.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 09:16 AM
I hate you.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fry_mooning_futurama.gif

Cigar
08-13-2015, 09:19 AM
I hate you.

He has a Face only a Mother can Love :laugh:

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 09:41 AM
Capn: I hate you more.

Cigar: are you saying he's like a possum?

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 09:54 AM
Capn: I hate you more.

Cigar: are you saying he's like a possum?

No, but sometimes I smell like a beaver.

Safety
08-13-2015, 10:00 AM
having trouble keeping up?
I'm having trouble reading cryptic messages.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 10:04 AM
I'm having trouble reading cryptic messages.

You want to have hot butt sex with Justin Beiber?

Safety
08-13-2015, 10:05 AM
Because I'm white but don't hate America?
....right.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 10:09 AM
No, you didn't comment because they didn't OFFEND you. Plain and simple. Gentlemen don't talk that way about females. Sad that you RESPECT him.

You talk worse than the males.

Thats why feminists get no respect.

Safety
08-13-2015, 10:10 AM
You want to have hot butt sex with Justin Beiber?
.....um, don't really know how to respond to that....but no.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 10:10 AM
You talk worse than the males.

Thats why feminists get no respect.

The males frighten you, don't they?

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 10:11 AM
.....um, don't really know how to respond to that....but no.

High fastball inside, swing and a miss...

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 10:22 AM
The males frighten you, don't they?

No.

but I don't respect men or women who wallow in the gutter.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 10:55 AM
No.

but I don't respect men or women who wallow in the gutter.

You mean like whining about a private forum?

Sure...

:biglaugh:

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 10:58 AM
You mean like whining about a private forum?

Sure...

:biglaugh:

Is all commenting considered whining to you?

The beautiful people start threads about their exclusive new resort and invite comments on it.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 10:59 AM
Is all commenting considered whining to you?

The beautiful people start threads about their exclusive new resort and invite comments on it.

And you're devastated that they can hold a forum you can't get to.

Your soul is crushed, there isn't enough tissue in Texas for your heartache.

Dude - all you do is fucking whine about it, so pot meet kettle.

:biglaugh:

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 11:04 AM
And you're devastated that they can hold a forum you can't get to.

Your soul is crushed, there isn't enough tissue in Texas for your heartache.

Dude - all you do is $#@!ing whine about it, so pot meet kettle.

:biglaugh:

I express my opinion.

But I can't say more because one of the mods asked me not to comment for a while till they can make changes to it.

except this.

You can tell who is devastated by who brown noses the most to be accepted in the club.

And that would you by a wide margin.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 11:09 AM
I express my opinion.

But I can't say more because one of the mods asked me not to comment for a while till they can make changes to it.

except this.

You can tell who is devastated by who brown noses the most to be accepted in the club.

And that would you by a wide margin.

Tissue?

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 11:49 AM
Tissue?

Thats your best comeback?

You might have done better with one of your brainless cut and pastes.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 11:51 AM
Thats your best comeback?

You might have done better with one of your brainless cut and pastes.

http://media.giphy.com/media/IuWHwVCYtAbrq/giphy.gif

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 11:52 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/IuWHwVCYtAbrq/giphy.gif

Thats more like the speechless lib we gave become accustomed to.

Safety
08-13-2015, 12:54 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/37994/large/nfg.jpg?1372190206

I don't think mac has that many guns....

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 01:36 PM
I don't think mac has that many guns....

I doubt he's that good looking too.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 01:45 PM
I doubt he's that good looking too.

CA is brown nosing a VIP.

I wonder if it will pay off?

Time will tell.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 01:48 PM
CA is brown nosing a VIP.

I wonder if it will pay off?

Time will tell.

Of course Pinky, Safety is the key to TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 01:53 PM
Of course Pinky, @Safety (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=1226) is the key to TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

You aren't ready for the world.

But the exclusive tPF country club?

each vote is important to you for that.

so make sure safety knows you're on his side.

jimmyz
08-13-2015, 01:57 PM
@Mac7

The tPF "club" isn't that important. Its their flame retardant comfy zone. How did Groucho Marx put it, "I wouldn't be in a club that would have me as a member"

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 02:00 PM
@Mac7

The tPF "club" isn't that important. Its their flame retardant comfy zone. How did Groucho Marx put it, "I wouldn't be in a club that would have me as a member"

I think its important to captain obvious or else he would not be sucking up to the club members the way he has lately.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 02:03 PM
I think its important to captain obvious or else he would not be sucking up to the club members the way he has lately.

Being a VIP is all I ever wanted...

:biglaugh:

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 02:04 PM
Being a VIP is all I ever wanted...

:biglaugh:

I think you'll make it.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 02:05 PM
I think you'll make it.

Ya think so? Gee, thanks Pa!

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 02:06 PM
Ya think so? Gee, thanks Pa!

Just keep agreeing with the right people and those votes will be yours.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 02:07 PM
Just keep agreeing with the right people and those votes will be yours.

Kinda like the rubber stamp GOP nom you'll be voting for regardless of who gets the nod, huh?

Safety
08-13-2015, 02:08 PM
Of course Pinky, Safety is the key to TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

He's had a hard-on for me ever since he found out I was black and didn't fit the mold he casted for me.

Bob
08-13-2015, 02:09 PM
Libbies KNOW what Nugent is,and yet they act surprised, and shit the bed every time he says something....

They are whining like children over words to Megyn Kelley but make no mistake, they hate her. They are simply helping Media Matters get readers.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 02:10 PM
Kinda like the rubber stamp GOP nom you'll be voting for regardless of who gets the nod, huh?

Not the same at all.

I will vote for the winner of the republican nomination even if they were not my first choice.

But you will have to earn the votes you get from the beautiful people to be accepted into their club.

Ravens Fan
08-13-2015, 02:12 PM
He's had a hard-on for me ever since he found out I was black and didn't fit the mold he casted for me.

I've had similar experiences from another poster. :wink:

Safety
08-13-2015, 02:14 PM
I've had similar experiences from another poster. :wink:

I guess you're not supposed think for yourself, but rather just follow the herd....

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 02:18 PM
I've had similar experiences from another poster. :wink:

You poor thing.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 02:23 PM
He's had a hard-on for me ever since he found out I was black and didn't fit the mold he casted for me.

Thought you were a hot soccer mom

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 02:23 PM
I guess you're not supposed think for yourself, but rather just follow the herd....

Rush wouldn't be making millions off of tea and online computer back-up services if that weren't the case.

Safety
08-13-2015, 02:49 PM
Thought you were a hot soccer mom

No, I just bang them....well, used to.

Safety
08-13-2015, 03:02 PM
Rush wouldn't be making millions off of tea and online computer back-up services if that weren't the case.

Don't forget about gold, food insurance, and Lifeloc

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 03:24 PM
Rush wouldn't be making millions off of tea and online computer back-up services if that weren't the case.

Whats wrong with those advertisers?

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 03:25 PM
Whats wrong with those advertisers?

Give it a rest, it's beyond your comprehension.

Just continue staggering down life's path reacting to stimulus, never thinking.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 03:26 PM
Don't forget about gold, food insurance, and Lifeloc

Same question to you.

All radio and tv stations sell airtime.

So why attack Limbaugh getting paid?

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 03:27 PM
Same question to you.

All radio and tv stations sell airtime.

So why attack Limbaugh getting paid?

I know you totally won't get this, it's beyond your fathoming but I can often pick the program or wit level of the program not knowing what it is if I randomly tune in during the commercial break just from the commercials.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 03:28 PM
Give it a rest, it's beyond your comprehension.

Just continue staggering down life's path reacting to stimulus, never thinking.

You are trapped so now its time to deadpan.

You're the chronic knee jerk hater of everyone and everything.

So tell me what's wrong the Limbaugh advertisers.

Safety
08-13-2015, 03:31 PM
I know you totally won't get this, it's beyond your fathoming but I can often pick the program or wit level of the program not knowing what it is if I randomly tune in during the commercial break just from the commercials.

They have their targeted demographics down to a science.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 03:33 PM
I know you totally won't get this, it's beyond your fathoming but I can often pick the program or wit level of the program not knowing what it is if I randomly tune in during the commercial break just from the commercials.


You mean having Government Motors pushing ObamaMobiles is more highbrow than LifeLock?

That makes you a label snob.

Green Arrow
08-13-2015, 03:34 PM
Is Cigar really going to criticize Trump and Nugent for lewd comments about women?

Cigar​?

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 03:35 PM
You mean having Government Motors pushing ObamaMobiles is more highbrow than LifeLock?

That makes you a label snob.

You nailed it, Clouseau.

:biglaugh:

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 03:37 PM
You nailed it, Clouseau.

:biglaugh:

That you are impressed by labels?

i thought you were anti establishment yet here you are demanding that the special interests who are in bed with government fund the media for you.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 03:39 PM
That you are impressed by labels?

i thought you were anti establishment yet here you are demanding that the special interests who are in bed with government fund the media for you.

How does that take away my socio-psychological reasoning for things like this?

Loaded question, it doesn't.

And if you think about it, my approach is consistent with my social philosophy, but you're not going to think about it much because all you're capable of is reaction.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 03:43 PM
How does that take away my socio-psychological reasoning for things like this?

Loaded question, it doesn't.

And if you think about it, my approach is consistent with my social philosophy, but you're not going to think about it much because all you're capable of is reaction.

Your social philosophy such as it is involves hating everyone and everything.

That way you never have to take responsibility for anything.

Yet you worship the name brand corporations that donate to NPR?

That's laughable.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 03:48 PM
Your social philosophy such as it is involves hating everyone and everything.

That way you never have to take responsibility for anything.

Yet you worship the name brand corporations that donate to NPR?

That's laughable.

Fascinating, don't stop...

Safety
08-13-2015, 04:25 PM
Same question to you.

All radio and tv stations sell airtime.

So why attack Limbaugh getting paid?

When I read your posts, I can't help but think of Forrest Gump.

Mac-7
08-13-2015, 04:48 PM
When I read your posts, I can't help but think of Forrest Gump.

Notice the Captain has thanked you again.

Why don't you let him join your clique since he wants it so much?

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 05:22 PM
Notice the Captain has thanked you again.

Why don't you let him join your clique since he wants it so much?

Now you're crossing into the creepy/obsessed.

Keeping a journal on when I log in and log out too?

I just took a massive dump about an hour ago. Sriracha sauce from yesterday burned my bunghole a little, make sure you update your notes.

It was a three-wiper too.

jimmyz
08-13-2015, 05:36 PM
Notice the Captain has thanked you again.

Why don't you let him join your clique since he wants it so much?

One reason I don't thank anyone. It gives the thanked person that little sprinkle of fairy dust that gives you an attaboy feeling. I don't want to give good vibes to anyone because I'm a curmudgeon.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 05:37 PM
Attention Mac-7 - I thanked this gentleman for that post. Make sure you update your journal.

jimmyz
08-13-2015, 05:37 PM
Now you're crossing into the creepy/obsessed.

Keeping a journal on when I log in and log out too?

I just took a massive dump about an hour ago. Sriracha sauce from yesterday burned my bunghole a little, make sure you update your notes.

It was a three-wiper too.

You need more roughage. It should never take "three wipes" you filthy bastage.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 05:39 PM
You need more roughage. It should never take "three wipes" you filthy bastage.

I know, it was a jumbo sandwich.

Fucking mud butt...

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 05:48 PM
You talk worse than the males.

Thats why feminists get no respect.
LOL, ONCE again: I have zero interest in what you think of me.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 05:50 PM
No.

but I don't respect men or women who wallow in the gutter.
Like Palin, Rush, Shitgent, etc....

jimmyz
08-13-2015, 05:51 PM
I feel the love in this thread

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 05:54 PM
You mean like whining about a private forum?

Sure...

:biglaugh:

Capn wins. :)

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:02 PM
Not the same at all.

I will vote for the winner of the republican nomination even if they were not my first choice.

But you will have to earn the votes you get from the beautiful people to be accepted into their club.
For someone who said he wasn't going to whine about, you sure are whining about it. ALOT.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:08 PM
When I read your posts, I can't help but think of Forrest Gump.

Nope, Forrest at least knew enough to (close your eyes Mr. PrudeMac ) fuck jen-nay.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:10 PM
One reason I don't thank anyone. It gives the thanked person that little sprinkle of fairy dust that gives you an attaboy feeling. I don't want to give good vibes to anyone because I'm a curmudgeon.
There's yer attaboy for the day. Enjoy! ;)

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:13 PM
I feel the love in this thread

This ain't lion king!! More like les miz. Lol

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 06:13 PM
This ain't lion king!! More like les miz. Lol

Lesbian porn?

del
08-13-2015, 06:15 PM
He's had a hard-on for me ever since he found out I was black and didn't fit the mold he casted for me.

you're black?

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:17 PM
Lesbian porn?

Aye yi yi. :facepalm:

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:19 PM
you're black?

Welllll, he's more of a coffee with a teeny touch of cream. Annnnnnd that's only on the outside. Inside he's more mauve.

:laughing7:

jimmyz
08-13-2015, 06:24 PM
There's yer attaboy for the day. Enjoy! ;)

thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 06:33 PM
Welllll, he's more of a coffee with a teeny touch of cream. Annnnnnd that's only on the outside. Inside he's more mauve.

:laughing7:

Sounds like you had him for breakfast

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 06:35 PM
Mauve is a color dork...not a food.

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 06:37 PM
Mauve is a color dork...not a food.

Tastes like chicken?

Green Arrow
08-13-2015, 07:23 PM
Mauve is a color dork...not a food.

LOL...you missed that one by a mile.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 07:56 PM
Tastes like chicken?
No, weirdo. Chorizo. :)

Safety
08-13-2015, 08:39 PM
Sounds like you had him for breakfast

Brunch actually, you don't want coffee with milk for breakfast.

Safety
08-13-2015, 08:39 PM
Tastes like chicken?

Racist.

Safety
08-13-2015, 08:40 PM
you're black?

Only when the lights out.

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 08:43 PM
LOL...you missed that one by a mile.

OMG, was that dirtier than I thought????

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 08:44 PM
Brunch actually, you don't want coffee with milk for breakfast.

Zip it. You are NOT helping. :(

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 08:45 PM
Racist.
He meant baked chicken. :*7

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 08:48 PM
He meant baked chicken. :*7

lol! I just made that connection.

del
08-13-2015, 09:07 PM
Only when the lights out.

well they're on here, so i guess it's okay.

gave me quite a scare

Captain Obvious
08-13-2015, 09:10 PM
Only when the lights out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vatRRqZZ1A

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 09:37 PM
well they're on here, so i guess it's okay.

gave me quite a scare
Now picture him on his wussy pink tractor. Verrrry skurrrry!

silvereyes
08-13-2015, 09:39 PM
lol! I just made that connection.

I made a funny.. ..yay! Laughing while crying isn't easy.

Mini Me
08-13-2015, 11:48 PM
Libbies KNOW what Nugent is,and yet they act surprised, and shit the bed every time he says something....

Nugent is the pants shitter who chicken hawked his way out of the Vietnam War!
And also loves young, underage girls!

donttread
08-14-2015, 05:54 AM
NRA's Ted Nugent Defends Trump's Lewd Comments About Megyn Kelly By Making His Own Lewd Comments

Any one doubt that "one-riff" Ted would be the frontrunner of this GOP Circus if he threw his hat in the ring? Well, maybe he'd be just behind Trump but gaining fast. Stay classy GOP

http://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2015/08/12/nras-ted-nugent-defends-trumps-lewd-comments-ab/204904

National Rifle Association board member Ted Nugent sided with Donald Trump in the candidate's recent feud with Fox News host Megyn Kelly, calling Trump "a good guy" and saying he turns on Kelly's show "just to look at her" and often does so naked, while loading his gun.

Nugent said, "I'm a big fan of Donald Trump because I believe in bold, aggressive, unapologetic truth. Period. And I'm not a fan of Megyn Kelly, although I often turn on Fox just to look at her. Sometimes when I'm loading my magazines, I like to just look at her. And I usually sit naked on the couch dropping hot brass on my stuff."


Ted's admission has given me the strength to come forward. I admit to watching Robin Meade with the volume off. Repent here and now sinners!

BB-35
08-14-2015, 06:15 AM
Robin Meade IS hot.......

Captain Obvious
08-14-2015, 07:03 AM
Robin Meade IS hot.......

And phony

del
08-14-2015, 07:51 AM
who?

BB-35
08-14-2015, 07:52 AM
And phony
And so?

Captain Obvious
08-14-2015, 07:59 AM
who?

I think he meant Brian Kilmeade

del
08-14-2015, 08:13 AM
who?

donttread
08-14-2015, 08:15 AM
And phony

Hence the volume being turned off.

Captain Obvious
08-14-2015, 08:18 AM
who?

I think he meant Brian the dog on Family Guy

donttread
08-14-2015, 10:37 AM
I think he meant Brian the dog on Family Guy

Captain what a privledged life you must lead to be surrounded by such beautiful women that Robin seems like a dog to you.