Mainecoons
08-27-2012, 03:25 PM
From an email:
Chinese proverb/the Chicago way
Original Chinese Proverb:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
2012 Revision:
Give a man a welfare check,
a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes,
cash for his clunker,
food stamps,
section 8 housing,
free contraceptives,
and he will vote for Democrats the rest of
his life; even after he's deceased.
And he'll vote for Republicrats too!
Chinese proverb/the Chicago way
Original Chinese Proverb:
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
2012 Revision:
Give a man a welfare check,
a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes,
cash for his clunker,
food stamps,
section 8 housing,
free contraceptives,
and he will vote for Democrats the rest of
his life; even after he's deceased.
And he'll vote for Republicrats too!