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Common
11-19-2015, 06:34 PM
She has a 4 inch revolver up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Tennessee woman will spend three years in jail for taking the Sex Pistols literally.
Dallas Archer, 21, pleaded guilty after hiding a loaded 4-inch revolver inside her vagina and trying to sneak it past prison guards last April.
The gun show, which doubled as a peep show, landed the woman felony charges for bringing contraband into a penal facility. She was also charged with vandalism and speeding, and fined $1,000, according to court records


Her lawyer, Daniel Cantwell, had no clue why she had a pistol in her privates, he told Sky News. (http://news.sky.com/story/1590877/woman-jailed-for-hiding-loaded-gun-in-crotch)
"I have never got an answer for that. I don't know. I think it's just because she was high," he said.


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2440807.1447970748%21/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/pistol20n-1-web.jpg?enlarged

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/tn-woman-loaded-gun-hidden-vagina-pleads-guilty-article-1.2440808

Peter1469
11-19-2015, 06:34 PM
I hope it had a spurless hammer.

del
11-19-2015, 06:38 PM
She has a 4 inch revolver up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Tennessee woman will spend three years in jail for taking the Sex Pistols literally.
Dallas Archer, 21, pleaded guilty after hiding a loaded 4-inch revolver inside her vagina and trying to sneak it past prison guards last April.
The gun show, which doubled as a peep show, landed the woman felony charges for bringing contraband into a penal facility. She was also charged with vandalism and speeding, and fined $1,000, according to court records


Her lawyer, Daniel Cantwell, had no clue why she had a pistol in her privates, he told Sky News. (http://news.sky.com/story/1590877/woman-jailed-for-hiding-loaded-gun-in-crotch)
"I have never got an answer for that. I don't know. I think it's just because she was high," he said.


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2440807.1447970748!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/pistol20n-1-web.jpg?enlarged

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/tn-woman-loaded-gun-hidden-vagina-pleads-guilty-article-1.2440808


any word on the guy holding it?

Green Arrow
11-19-2015, 06:43 PM
Vaginas are incredible.

Gypsy
11-19-2015, 06:44 PM
Ouch!

Common
11-19-2015, 06:45 PM
Vaginas are incredible.

LMAOooooo

del
11-19-2015, 06:46 PM
Vaginas are incredible.

i can't disagree

Jets
11-19-2015, 07:02 PM
Ouch!

Only if there was an accidental discharge.

Oh wait...

exotix
11-19-2015, 07:03 PM
I said damn Baby !

del
11-19-2015, 07:04 PM
Only if there was an accidental discharge.

Oh wait...

http://i.imgur.com/cb5OkF1.gif

jimmyz
11-19-2015, 09:42 PM
She has a 4 inch revolver up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Tennessee woman will spend three years in jail for taking the Sex Pistols literally.
Dallas Archer, 21, pleaded guilty after hiding a loaded 4-inch revolver inside her vagina and trying to sneak it past prison guards last April.
The gun show, which doubled as a peep show, landed the woman felony charges for bringing contraband into a penal facility. She was also charged with vandalism and speeding, and fined $1,000, according to court records


Her lawyer, Daniel Cantwell, had no clue why she had a pistol in her privates, he told Sky News. (http://news.sky.com/story/1590877/woman-jailed-for-hiding-loaded-gun-in-crotch)
"I have never got an answer for that. I don't know. I think it's just because she was high," he said.


http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2440807.1447970748!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/pistol20n-1-web.jpg?enlarged

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/tn-woman-loaded-gun-hidden-vagina-pleads-guilty-article-1.2440808

Her hairdo is called The Slinky

Peter1469
11-19-2015, 09:51 PM
Was the gun still up there when the pic was taken?

Gypsy
11-19-2015, 09:56 PM
From the article:

Police originally nabbed Archer for driving without a license, and brought her to Kingsport jail. A female officer was doing a routine check when she noticed Archer was packing heat in her privates.
They pulled out a North American Arms 22LR revolver, which was reported stolen in 2013 from a retired car salesman from Kingsport. He said he hadn't seen the gun since it was stolen from his 1994 Mustang.
After finding out where his pistol had been, he said the gun would need a "bath in bleach."

Mini Me
11-19-2015, 09:58 PM
any word on the guy holding it?

Would you hit it?

Cappy would!!!LOL!

southwest88
11-19-2015, 10:21 PM
From the article:

Police originally nabbed Archer for driving without a license, and brought her to Kingsport jail. A female officer was doing a routine check when she noticed Archer was packing heat in her privates.
They pulled out a North American Arms 22LR revolver, ...


So let's see - she's 21 years old & she's packing a .22LR. Hmm - so that's about .1 cal./year. You know, this woman is going to be in a lot of trouble when she gets to 44. Heck - What was Dirty Harry's line - "But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off ..."

It's gonna take a whole lot of Cosmoline.

Captain Obvious
11-19-2015, 10:25 PM
Would you hit it?

Cappy would!!!LOL!


Nothin says lovin like a gun in the oven.

:biglaugh:

del
11-19-2015, 10:26 PM
cappy would do the crack of dawn if he could get up early enough

Captain Obvious
11-19-2015, 10:30 PM
cappy would do the crack of dawn if he could get up early enough

Oh, I'm up...

:biglaugh:

Mini Me
11-20-2015, 11:25 PM
Nothin says lovin like a gun in the oven.

:biglaugh:

"Happiness is a warm gun"-Beatles

Standing Wolf
11-21-2015, 09:39 AM
Somebody told her it was 4", but chances are it was only 2 or 3.

knight
11-21-2015, 11:41 AM
Holy-shot!

donttread
11-21-2015, 12:07 PM
She's just misunderstood. She took the term "getting banged a little too liteally

southwest88
11-21-2015, 01:54 PM
She's just misunderstood. She took the term "getting banged a little too liteally

No worries! She was probably wearing protection.

Hal Jordan
11-21-2015, 02:01 PM
Hey, when you don't have a holster, you improvise.

donttread
11-21-2015, 02:09 PM
No worries! She was probably wearing protection.


Could of been a fitting end o any would b rapist!

southwest88
11-21-2015, 02:12 PM
Would you hit it?

Cappy would!!!LOL!

southwest88
11-21-2015, 02:17 PM
Could of been a fitting end o any would b rapist!

Yow! I'd assumed the barrel went in first. More streamlined & all.

& are the grips checkered?

Ah, the little death ...

pragmatic
11-21-2015, 02:21 PM
Boy, is she gonna have a funny story to tell her grand kids.

donttread
11-21-2015, 02:33 PM
Yow! I'd assumed the barrel went in first. More streamlined & all.

& are the grips checkered?

Ah, the little death ...

New meaning to the term climax