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Cigar
06-16-2016, 11:35 AM
Crowd At Trump Rally Realizes They’ve Been Chanting ‘We Are Frightened And Helpless’ For Last Half Hour

http://www.theonion.com/article/crowd-trump-rally-realizes-theyve-been-chanting-we-53066


Saying they had been so swept up in the excitement of the moment that they hadn’t been paying attention to what they were shouting, the crowd at a Donald Trump rally in Tampa reportedly came to the realization Wednesday that they had been chanting the phrase “We are frightened and helpless” for the past half hour. “Looking back on it now, I guess we all started chanting ‘We’re so, so scared’ as soon as we got into the auditorium, and then when Trump came out onstage, it really picked up and we added the part about feeling completely impotent in the face of change,” said Trump supporter Colby Swanson, 45, who explained that, after thinking back, some attendees had started chanting “Rage is my only outlet” on and off while they were waiting in line to enter the event. “Boy, we were chanting it really loud for a while, especially after Trump said our country doesn’t win anymore and that we shouldn’t let Muslim refugees into the U.S. Come to think of it, towards the end there, I remember just yelling ‘The world has passed me by’ over and over again.” After recognizing their embarrassing blunder, the Trump supporters were said to have collected themselves and returned to their traditional chant of “Build the wall.”


:loser::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

Green Arrow
06-16-2016, 03:17 PM
Cigar...that's The Onion. It's satire...the story isn't real.

Dangermouse
06-16-2016, 03:20 PM
I'm convinced. Apart from the fact that Trumpeters lack such insight.

MisterVeritis
06-16-2016, 03:23 PM
Cigar...that's The Onion. It's satire...the story isn't real.
Spoilsport.

Peter1469
06-16-2016, 03:43 PM
Here is another article from the same link as the OP.

Elderly Voter Never Thought She’d Get To See Female Presidential Nominee Called Heartless Ice Bitch During Her Lifetime (http://www.theonion.com/article/elderly-voter-never-thought-shed-get-see-female-pr-53063)

Peter1469
06-16-2016, 03:44 PM
Satire goes into the Pub, but Cigar may have been serious.

Chris
06-16-2016, 03:54 PM
ANother from source...

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized (http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/brain-dead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-texting-to-be-euthanized-1621)


The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

Cigar
06-17-2016, 06:58 AM
Cigar...that's The Onion. It's satire...the story isn't real.


Did you figure that out all by yourself or did the experts help you? :laugh:

maineman
06-17-2016, 07:24 AM
Did you figure that out all by yourself or did the experts help you? :laugh:

maybe he thought he would get a merit badge for being so helpful!

Chris
06-17-2016, 10:16 AM
Did you figure that out all by yourself or did the experts help you? :laugh:

There's experts?

Mac-7
06-17-2016, 11:22 AM
Satire goes into the Pub, but Cigar may have been serious.

Cigar is so busy cutting and pasting liberal propaganda that he doesnt have time to read beyond the headline.