Ammo is getting scarce!

[valley ranch]

This morning I lucked out, and was



able to buy two boxes of ammo.



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I placed the boxes on the front





seat and headed back home, but





stopped at a gas station where





a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a





short skirt was filling up her car





at the next pump.






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She glanced at the two boxes of





ammo,

[valley ranch]

bent over and leaned in my





passenger window, and said in a





sexy voice,





"I'm a big believer in barter, old





fella. Would you be interested





in trading sex for ammo?"












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I thought for a few seconds and asked,





"What kind of ammo ya' got?"

[Cigar]

Maybe they can recycle the bullets from the dead bodies ...

[Crepitus]

Got tired of scrolling before I got to the punchline, is it the one where the girl offers to trade the ammo for sex and the guy says "depends in what ammo you got"?

[Safety]

Proper formatting is your friend...