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08-09-2016, 02:01 PM
A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco.
While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a
very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no
price tag, but was so incredibly striking. The tourist decided
he must have it.
He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the
bronze rat?"
Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for
the story," said the wise old Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take
the rat; you can keep the story".
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the
tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the
alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street.
This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A
couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror
the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they
began squealing. Sweating now, the
tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple
blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now
numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward
him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze
rat as
far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats
all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all
drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh,"
said the owner, "You have come back for story?"
No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze
Democrat."
While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a
very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no
price tag, but was so incredibly striking. The tourist decided
he must have it.
He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the
bronze rat?"
Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for
the story," said the wise old Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take
the rat; you can keep the story".
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the
tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the
alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street.
This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A
couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror
the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they
began squealing. Sweating now, the
tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple
blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now
numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward
him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze
rat as
far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats
all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all
drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh,"
said the owner, "You have come back for story?"
No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze
Democrat."