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Chris
09-15-2016, 05:15 PM
Let me tell you Who Is Gary Johnson? (http://www.theonion.com/infographic/who-is-gary-johnson-53952)


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Former New Mexico governor and Libertarian Party presidential candidate Gary Johnson is gaining some traction in the polls as an alternative to the two major-party nominees. Here’s what you need to know about Johnson:

Birthplace

Aleppo, Syria

Marital Status

Independent

Personal History

Lost both parents to government oversight at the age of 8

Beliefs

Things you adamantly agree with mixed with horrifying things you would never consider

Hobbies

Skiing, cycling, wasting everyone’s time

Greatest Strength

Not enough time left in election cycle for him to build up as much ill will as other candidates

Greatest Challenge

Convincing Trump voters that he has some pretty crazy ideas for America too

Accomplishments As Governor

Went on to run for president of the United States

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:rofl:

waltky
09-15-2016, 06:30 PM
Uncle Ferd says...

... he's the guy dat says...

... 'What is Aleppo?'

Adelaide
09-15-2016, 09:08 PM
He did a Bill Maher interview that was actually quite interesting. I think I posted it on Facebook. Anyways, he seemed intelligent.

Beevee
09-15-2016, 09:12 PM
He did a Bill Maher interview that was actually quite interesting. I think I posted it on Facebook. Anyways, he seemed intelligent.

Hardly a quality for president of the USA these days.

Chris
09-15-2016, 09:16 PM
Hardly a quality for president of the USA these days.

An unqualifier. Jill Stein sounds even more intelligent and she's running last.

Beevee
09-15-2016, 09:18 PM
An unqualifier. Jill Stein sounds even more intelligent and she's running last.

Probably suffering from double pneumonia.