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Mark III
09-18-2016, 09:22 AM
• Should Donald Trump reserve a portion of the debate time for talking about the size of his various extremities and appendages?


• During the debates, the moderator may ask questions about foreign affairs, domestic affairs, or other details about the state of the world and what should be done about it. Should Donald Trump deflect such questions with a two-minute speech about his personal financial genius, or a two-minute speech rating the physical appearances of each of each of his children?


• Do you believe Hillary Clinton was born in the United States? We don't have any evidence to suggest otherwise, but for a donation of just five dollars we'd be willing to run with it.


• On a scale of 1 to 5, where 1 indicates that you have no desire to live and 5 indicates that you love your family very much and do not want to see them slowly starve in an underground bunker because of your own incompetence, how likely would you be to buy Donald Trump-branded survival seeds for surviving the upcoming apocalypse?


• The same question, but for Donald Trump-branded Survival Gravy.


• Would you be willing to give Donald Trump five dollars right now? In the field provided, please write your home address; a car will be by shortly to pick up your donation.


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/09/17/1570526/-Donald-Trump-polls-his-supporters-on-what-he-should-say-during-the-debates

Mark III
09-18-2016, 09:27 AM
Very true.