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GrassrootsConservative
11-04-2012, 12:47 AM
I have had trouble pooping for the last 2 days. It hurts a lot and I just can't bring myself to balls up and force it out.

What do?

Kizzume
11-04-2012, 01:34 AM
Stool softener? Activia? Enema? Maybe you could consult Jamie Lee Curtis?

keymanjim
11-04-2012, 01:34 AM
A) Powered psyllium husks from your local health food store.
B) Sugar free chocolates. (NOT to be confused with sugarless chocolates.)

"B" is much faster acting.

ThirdTerm
11-04-2012, 02:11 AM
It's known that drinking a lot of beer helps you to solve constipation problems, which is a safer and easier remedy than taking laxatives.

oceanloverOH
11-04-2012, 06:08 AM
I have had trouble pooping for the last 2 days. It hurts a lot and I just can't bring myself to balls up and force it out.

What do?

If the election goes wrong, your problem will be solved, because you'll just **** yourself. :pottytrain5:


Seriously, you may find it beneficial to add a lot of fresh fruit to your diet (not bananas though, they're binding). Peaches, plums, cantaloupe and berries of any kind. Lots.

waltky
11-04-2012, 07:13 AM
Sounds like you may be dehydrated...

... drink some coconut juice...

... or grape, or prune juice...

... see a doctor if the problem doesn't resolve itself by tomorrow...

... you could develop toxic mega-colon.

garyo
11-04-2012, 07:16 AM
Coathanger.

oceanloverOH
11-04-2012, 08:27 AM
Coathanger.

GARY!!!!!:nono:

Larry Dickman
11-04-2012, 08:35 AM
... you could develop toxic mega-colon.

Didn't he fight Godzilla in 1964?

Larry Dickman
11-04-2012, 08:36 AM
Coathanger.

The old tried and true fecal abortion. Illegal in most states, but if no one sees it, it never happened.

truthmatters
11-04-2012, 08:53 AM
Stop listening to Lush Limpballs.


seriously though dude visit your Dr.

shaarona
11-04-2012, 08:53 AM
I have had trouble pooping for the last 2 days. It hurts a lot and I just can't bring myself to balls up and force it out.

What do?

Good grief.. Are you an adult?

Trinnity
11-04-2012, 08:53 AM
Coathanger.OMG !!! I haven't laffed that hard in weeks. I'm sorry, it's just funny. Forgive me GRC.

Butt <----see what I did there? ....is this a joke GRC?

garyo
11-04-2012, 09:16 AM
Good grief... are you fat and ugly?

shaarona
11-04-2012, 09:19 AM
Good grief... are you fat and ugly?

What sort of adult male broadcasts his bowel problems over the internet and doesn't know what to do?

Deadwood
11-04-2012, 09:21 AM
It will "pass" after the election. You're probably just tense about it.

Use exlax, the chocolate kiond and start using metamucil...it not only keeps you regular, but the fiber lowers blood pressure and levels off blood sugar....

garyo
11-04-2012, 09:24 AM
One that wants relief from colon blockers like you.

Conley
11-04-2012, 09:55 AM
I have had trouble pooping for the last 2 days. It hurts a lot and I just can't bring myself to balls up and force it out.

What do?

Strong Coffee works for me...just don't THROW IT ON THE GROUND, drink it

oceanloverOH
11-04-2012, 09:59 AM
Some of you folks just need to lighten up; I think GRC's post was in jest. But even if it wasn't and he was truly seeking advice, so the hell what? This is a Health and Medicine Room, after all.

GrassrootsConservative
11-04-2012, 09:59 AM
What sort of adult male broadcasts his bowel problems over the internet and doesn't know what to do?

:biglaugh: if I was really having a problem, don't you think I would go to www.google.com and figure that shit out?

This is a joke thread, wise up and stop taking everything so seriously.

GrassrootsConservative
11-04-2012, 10:05 AM
Some of you folks just need to lighten up; I think GRC's post was in jest. But even if it wasn't and he was truly seeking advice, so the hell what? This is a Health and Medicine Room, after all.

How is it that conservatives see everything and liberals somehow manage to live their life in the dark unless someone shows them the light?

oceanloverOH
11-04-2012, 10:07 AM
How is it that conservatives see everything and liberals somehow manage to live their life in the dark unless someone shows them the light?

I dunno....maybe God had to create SOMEBODY for us to laugh at?

garyo
11-04-2012, 10:16 AM
He did a great job.

Captain Obvious
11-04-2012, 10:27 AM
Go for a run, just a 15 minuet vigorous sprint. That should do it.

I eat a lot of cheese, my regiment is a cheese sandwich for dinner most days and it binds me up. When I feel that happening, I move around a bit and that usually breaks up the log jam.

But sometimes I pass one of those cue balls that hurts like hell.

Trinnity
11-04-2012, 10:35 AM
C'mon kiddies. Please stop the insults.

garyo
11-04-2012, 10:40 AM
we are staying on topic.