Obama's barrage of complete sentences seen as brutal attack on Trump!

[Bo-4]

Damn you Obama! :grin:

CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report))—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.




“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump

[Boris The Animal]

Who gives a flying f*ck what that has-been Socialist wants. All he did was cause irreparable damage to this country. Yet brain dead Communists AKA Democrats, still slobber over him.

[resister]

Did he sstutter?

[Common Sense]

Who gives a flying f*ck what that has-been Socialist wants. All he did was cause irreparable damage to this country. Yet brain dead Communists AKA Democrats, still slobber over him.
Over your head as usual...

[Common]

ROFL The Borowitz report from chicago. Who wants to bet its a shit his pants kiss obamas ass liberal weener

[Common Sense]

ROFL The Borowitz report from chicago. Who wants to bet its a shit his pants kiss obamas ass liberal weener
Woosh....

Another one.

[jimmyz]

Damn you Obama! :grin:

CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report))—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.




“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump

You do realize that Obama's team wrote the things he said and Obama read them from a teleprompter. Yes.

[Common Sense]

Another woosh....

[Dangermouse]

Complete sentences? The horror! Grammatically correct is the new PC!

[jimmyz]

Another woosh....

No "whoosh". I realize Trump speaks like a retard sometimes. But Obama couldn't give a talk without his hand being held and and every word fed to him electronically.

[Common Sense]

No "whoosh". I realize Trump speaks like a retard sometimes. But Obama couldn't give a talk without his hand being held and and every word fed to him electronically.
Yes woosh. The piece is satire....

[jimmyz]

Yes woosh. The piece is satire....

Egg on my face lol I should have clicked the link and seen the OP was in The Pub lol

[Safety]

Pavlov is smiling.

[Captain Obvious]

Yes woosh. The piece is satire....

Pretty much everything Bo posts is satire.

[jimmyz]

Pavlov is smiling.

I already have egg on my face. Should I piss into a fan to mea culpa more? :tongue:

[Bo-4]

Who gives a flying f*ck what that has-been Socialist wants. All he did was cause irreparable damage to this country. Yet brain dead Communists AKA Democrats, still slobber over him.

And yet his approval remains 20 points above The Tangerine Tornado ..

Funny that! :laugh:

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder765/500x/72375765/obama-you-mad-brah-miss-me-yet.jpg

[Bo-4]

Woosh....

Another one.

Trumpkins will comprehend satire when pigs fly ;-)

[Bo-4]

You do realize that Obama's team wrote the things he said and Obama read them from a teleprompter. Yes.

Yet this is somehow different than Trump .. HOW?

Remind me - another one who didn't understand that this was SATIRE or that Trump teleprompts CONSTANTLY?

At least BHO wrote most of his own speeches amiright?

SAD!!

http://www.ooyuz.com/images/2016/7/18/1471547495151.jpg

[Bo-4]

I already have egg on my face. Should I piss into a fan to mea culpa more? :tongue:

Yes .. and post to YouTube please, we would like to see that. ;-)

[Bo-4]

Pretty much everything Bo posts is satire.

Coming from a MASTER?

The ultimate complement!

[resister]

Trumpkins will comprehend satire when pigs fly ;-)I got it right off the bat, maroon. The humor tag in the thread gave it away, again did he stutter?;)