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04-24-2017, 11:55 PM
Great satire site.
The Comedy Stylings of Jeff Sessions, Attorney General, and Stand Up ComedianJeffrey “Leghorn” Beauregard Foghorn-Sessions, is the new face of American comedy. Jeff Sessions first burst upon the scene when Harry Potter, (ironically, a Democrat), gave him a sock, freeing him from being an enslaved House-Elf, to become a Free-Elf.
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*hJsFaPgGh0r1U6zFJ_jahg.jpeg
Sessions holds sock given by Harry Potter (D).Sessions went on to try his hand at comedy. Many remember comedian Andy Kaufman, whose comedy people didn’t “get” or relate to. While he was beloved for his work on “Taxi”, his stand-up comedy wasn’t traditionally funny, and instead was ironic and conceptual and thus greatly appreciated by Andy Kaufman and two of his friends. It was comedy that was supposed to make you think. So people would think “Gosh I better change the channel quickly, or leave the club I’m in, because this man’s comedy is very disturbing and doesn’t make me laugh”.
This is the problem with the comedic stylings of Jeff “King of Elf Comedy” Sessions. We’re just not ready. His clever highbrow musings just go over our heads. Recently Sessions became Attorney General of the United States. In the words of the great Dave Barry -“I swear I’m not making this up”. He really is the Attorney General… Of America! He was somehow chosen over more appropriate candidates, such as a Salamander dressed in judicial robes. This posting was made by Donald Trump due to the unfortunate time we elected a president that’s addicted to LSD.
https://extranewsfeed.com/the-comedy-stylings-of-jeff-sessions-attorney-general-and-stand-up-comedian-64c00a8fdccf
The Comedy Stylings of Jeff Sessions, Attorney General, and Stand Up ComedianJeffrey “Leghorn” Beauregard Foghorn-Sessions, is the new face of American comedy. Jeff Sessions first burst upon the scene when Harry Potter, (ironically, a Democrat), gave him a sock, freeing him from being an enslaved House-Elf, to become a Free-Elf.
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*hJsFaPgGh0r1U6zFJ_jahg.jpeg
Sessions holds sock given by Harry Potter (D).Sessions went on to try his hand at comedy. Many remember comedian Andy Kaufman, whose comedy people didn’t “get” or relate to. While he was beloved for his work on “Taxi”, his stand-up comedy wasn’t traditionally funny, and instead was ironic and conceptual and thus greatly appreciated by Andy Kaufman and two of his friends. It was comedy that was supposed to make you think. So people would think “Gosh I better change the channel quickly, or leave the club I’m in, because this man’s comedy is very disturbing and doesn’t make me laugh”.
This is the problem with the comedic stylings of Jeff “King of Elf Comedy” Sessions. We’re just not ready. His clever highbrow musings just go over our heads. Recently Sessions became Attorney General of the United States. In the words of the great Dave Barry -“I swear I’m not making this up”. He really is the Attorney General… Of America! He was somehow chosen over more appropriate candidates, such as a Salamander dressed in judicial robes. This posting was made by Donald Trump due to the unfortunate time we elected a president that’s addicted to LSD.
https://extranewsfeed.com/the-comedy-stylings-of-jeff-sessions-attorney-general-and-stand-up-comedian-64c00a8fdccf