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oceanloverOH
11-04-2012, 11:41 AM
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~ Jay Leno
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~ Henry Cate, VII
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~ Aesop
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~ Will Rogers
Deadwood
11-04-2012, 11:49 AM
In politics, cream sinks to the bottom.
Me
Captain Obvious
11-04-2012, 11:51 AM
In politics, cream sinks to the bottom.
Same goes for anal sex.
Chris
11-04-2012, 12:14 PM
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."
~P. J. O'Rourke
Or his latest book: Don't Vote It Just Encourages the Bastards.
LiarSOB
11-19-2012, 03:20 PM
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~ Jay Leno
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~ Henry Cate, VII
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~ Aesop
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~ Will Rogers
Your post is absolutely great! HAHAHA LMAO :sign10:
Cigar
11-19-2012, 03:33 PM
"To the victor belong the spoils".
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