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Awryly
11-10-2012, 01:02 AM
But its post-election gnashings and frothings have been somewhat entertaining.

Despite staring defeat in the face, Hannity and co have somehow claimed a victory.

Saying that the Pugs would somehow have succeeded had it not been for the candidate they elected.

They would say the same things if they were hit by an asteroid.

GrassrootsConservative
11-10-2012, 01:16 AM
:blahblah:

Awryly
11-10-2012, 01:42 AM
Grassgrub has yet to catch up with being ignored.

Kizzume
11-10-2012, 01:49 AM
The main thing I notice on Fox News is that they're in "the sky is falling" mode. If I keep the news on in the background, it's on Fox because I usually don't have to listen to commercials to try to make me feel guilty for not donating to some children's fund and it isn't telling me about expensive hospices for people in late stage cancer, although I do get to hear about "Super Beta Prostate" a lot, but I can handle that. Unfortunately if I want to watch left-tilting news on a Friday evening or the weekend, I'm out of luck because MSNBC shows Lockup at those times, as if anyone would be interested in that, but whatever.

Rant over.

Chris
11-10-2012, 02:38 AM
I don't watch Fox News. I have more respect for my penis.

Is that what you watch TV with?

Carygrant
11-10-2012, 04:09 AM
Republicans have little or nothing to say at the moment because they are literally in shock and are irrational .
The rubbish spouted by the old style extremists is comical . You need a younger breed and generation who have real vision and can think outside the box .
Perming your present assets misses the fundamental point --- you need to redefine core values and have a strategy geared to future demographics .
Power is moving East Internationally and internally it will move away from white males with plantation manager mentality that we see here in abundance .

Awryly
11-10-2012, 04:26 AM
Republicans have little or nothing to say at the moment because they are literally in shock and are irrational .
The rubbish spouted by the old style extremists is comical . You need a younger breed and generation who have real vision and can think outside the box .
Perming your present assets misses the fundamental point --- you need to redefine core values and have a strategy geared to future demographics .
Power is moving East Internationally and internally it will move away from white males with plantation manager mentality that we see here in abundance .

Has slavery been abolished already?

Awryly
11-10-2012, 04:38 AM
Is that what you watch TV with?

When one watches a toilet bowl flush, one has no need of an opposing thumb.

Chris
11-10-2012, 04:43 AM
When one watches a toilet bowl flush, one has no need of an opposing thumb.

Non sequitar.

Carygrant
11-10-2012, 04:48 AM
Non sequitar.


In the land that first abolished slavery we refer to a non sequitur .


a deliberate one in my post .

Chris
11-10-2012, 04:54 AM
In the land that first abolished slavery we refer to a non sequitur .


a deliberate one in my post .

I see the English language there in your post but it makes not a lick of sense.


In the land that first abolished slavery we refer to a non sequitur .

Incomplete sentence implies incomplete thought.


a deliberate one in my post .

Another incomplete sentence. Too vague, one what?

Peter1469
11-10-2012, 08:49 AM
Has slavery been abolished already?

It was the GOP that abolished slavery.....

Peter1469
11-10-2012, 08:50 AM
Republicans have little or nothing to say at the moment because they are literally in shock and are irrational .
The rubbish spouted by the old style extremists is comical . You need a younger breed and generation who have real vision and can think outside the box .
Perming your present assets misses the fundamental point --- you need to redefine core values and have a strategy geared to future demographics .
Power is moving East Internationally and internally it will move away from white males with plantation manager mentality that we see here in abundance .

Welcome back from the troll room. How was the stay?

Kabuki Joe
11-10-2012, 10:37 AM
But its post-election gnashings and frothings have been somewhat entertaining.

Despite staring defeat in the face, Hannity and co have somehow claimed a victory.

Saying that the Pugs would somehow have succeeded had it not been for the candidate they elected.

They would say the same things if they were hit by an asteroid.


...you lost me when you said you had a penis...


Kabuki Joe

Chris
11-10-2012, 12:16 PM
That ^ was coffee-spitting funny! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Awryly
11-10-2012, 08:38 PM
It was the GOP that abolished slavery.....

It was Lincoln. Most of the GOP hated the idea. Federal troops deserted en masse and took to the woods. There were mass protests in Northern cities.

Awryly
11-10-2012, 08:39 PM
...you lost me when you said you had a penis...


Kabuki Joe

It hangs between the testicles.

Oh, wait...........

Awryly
11-10-2012, 08:45 PM
Non sequitar.

As is, in your case, any acquaintance with lagic (sic).

Awryly
11-10-2012, 08:48 PM
In the land that first abolished slavery we refer to a non sequitur .


a deliberate one in my post .

Yanks usually drop their "u"s (please, no sheep jokes). It is uncommon to see them replacing them with random other vowels.

To be correct in any possible American sense, Chris should have typed "non seqitr".

Conley
11-10-2012, 08:50 PM
The thread title makes no sense to me.

Even if I did watch Fox News I'd still have more respect for my penis than FN.

(don't watch if you're sensitive...there's foul language :grin:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIJxcqSKgY

Awryly
11-10-2012, 10:05 PM
The thread title makes no sense to me.

Even if I did watch Fox News I'd still have more respect for my penis than FN.

(don't watch if you're sensitive...there's foul language :grin:)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIJxcqSKgY


That was an FN recruiting ad for bigger, bolder, fresher cocks.