What Would Happen If You Never Showered?

[Chris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqXzmiAvav0

[resister]

I knew two showers a week are enough. That's my routine except when I have been working outside or notice I stink. Imagine the strain on municipal water systems due to overshowering.

[resister]

Also, baking soda makes a fine deodorant with out rubbing chemicals in a sensitive area.

[Tricia]

I'll have to show this to my preteen son. He HATES showering. My teenage daughter falls into the opposite category, she often showers twice a day.

[Crepitus]

If you never showered you'd have a tough time making friends.




Except on the Internet.

[Perianne]

I used to do triage in an Emergency Room, which involved meeting with every registering patient. It amazed me the amount of people that smelled like a barnyard animal.

[Green Arrow]

I shower every day after work, except on weekends when I don't work (in which case I skip Saturday). Unless I do yard work, then I shower Saturday too.

[Mini Me]

I knew two showers a week are enough. That's my routine except when I have been working outside or notice I stink. Imagine the strain on municipal water systems due to overshowering.
I bathe once a year whether or not I need it!:wink:

[AZ Jim]

This is my year to shower. I try not to overdo it.

[resister]

I bathe once a year whether or not I need it!:wink:
My buddy has an above ground pool, a swim is as good as a bath, right?

[Chris]

Some of you even stink over the Interweb!

[Peter1469]

We went over 3 months in Desert Shield / Storm with no shower.

[Tricia]

My buddy has an above ground pool, a swim is as good as a bath, right?

NO! lol. :)

[resister]

NO! lol. :)
I beg to differ, I just swam a couple hours ago and feel clean as a whistle, then again I also consider a swim in the river as a sufficient bath, a good handful of that coarse river sand really exfoliates you!

[Common]

I shower every morning after the gym, havent been to the gym lately hurt my back being a dumbass but I still shower every morning, I have a wife that would ruin my life if I didnt. There will be no stinkies in her house.

[Green Arrow]

I beg to differ, I just swam a couple hours ago and feel clean as a whistle, then again I also consider a swim in the river as a sufficient bath, a good handful of that coarse river sand really exfoliates you!


http://youtu.be/7kOKDdocGyc

[Tricia]

We went over 3 months in Desert Shield / Storm with no shower.

I'll bet you were ripe!

[Peter1469]

I'll bet you were ripe!
When we left Iraq we had to go through US Customs (they came to us). We had to undress. My Desert BDU blouse stood up on its own. Home made starch. The Customs chick wouldn't touch it. It was all burned I think.

The units not on the front line got regular showers and mail. We didn't get any of it.

[Bob the Slob]

Sex would stop for sure.

[Peter1469]

Sex would stop for sure.

Airborne infantry. No sex available. Women were hundreds of miles behind us.

When we finished and were relieved from the front - as we drove back all units were told to pull off the hard ball so we could pass. A lot of military women took their shirts off and flashed their tits as we rolled south. I was too exhausted to even care. But that is women in "combat."

[Bob the Slob]

Airborne infantry. No sex available. Women were hundreds of miles behind us.

When we finished and were relieved from the front - as we drove back all units were told to pull off the hard ball so we could pass. A lot of military women took their shirts off and flashed their tits as we rolled south. I was too exhausted to even care. But that is women in "combat."

Given the number of rapes of women, I'll just have to say you were there. ButI don't think there were women in combat in Desert Storm...that didn't happen until Iraq

[Peter1469]

Given the number of rapes of women, I'll just have to say you were there. ButI don't think there were women in combat in Desert Storm...that didn't happen until Iraq

Wild comment

[gamewell45]

We went over 3 months in Desert Shield / Storm with no shower.

I'll make it even money all of you smelled like a bunch of sweet peas! :)

[resister]

I'll make it even money all of you smelled like a bunch of sweet peas! :)
Sure, after they sat in a bowl on the kitchen table for a few months!

[The Xl]

I have to shower everyday. I feel gross otherwise

[resister]

I have to shower everyday. I feel gross otherwise
Water hog! :tongue:

[Kacper]

I shower every day. The thing that made me do it was working with a guy who only showered once a week on Friday evening so we got to enjoy his funk all work week.

[resister]

I shower every day. The thing that made me do it was working with a guy who only showered once a week on Friday evening so we got to enjoy his funk all work week.
Yall should of gave him hell over it, people can be shamed into showering.

[Perianne]

It's probably different for different people. My patients poop and pee on themselves and need to be bathed every day.

[resister]

It's probably different for different people. My patients poop and pee on themselves and need to be bathed every day.
GOD smiles upon thee.

[Perianne]

GOD smiles upon thee.
You would think cleaning up the poop is the worst thing. But actually the pee is the worst.

[Peter1469]

I'll make it even money all of you smelled like a bunch of sweet peas! :)

You don't notice it when everyone is in the same shape. We had a couple of guys go to the rear and when they came back clean we noticed how bad we smelled.

[Perianne]

Dogs don't notice that they stink. Same with cows. I think cats do, though.

[Peter1469]

Dogs don't notice that they stink. Same with cows. I think cats do, though.
Cat do.

[Chris]

I don't know about cats. Mine farts and then looks at me accusingly.

[Peter1469]

What type of cats?

[resister]

What type of cats?
Pussy! :)

[Chris]

What type of cats?

Mine? Tabby.

https://i.snag.gy/4Z2XDh.jpg

[Peter1469]

Mine? Tabby.

https://i.snag.gy/4Z2XDh.jpg

Those are good cats.

[Chris]

Those are good cats.

Most of the time. :D

[resister]

Those are good cats.My calico used to break in the house at 6 am and sit by the bed and meeooww until I got up to feed her. She used to push the accordion slider on the window AC unit back and get inside. Now that I secured it, she sits outside on top of the AC unit and gives me dirty looks thru the window until I go out and feed her.

[Chris]

My calico used to break in the house at 6 am and sit by the bed and meeooww until I got up to feed her. She used to push the accordion slider on the window AC unit back and get inside. Now that I secured it, she sits outside on top of the AC unit and gives me dirty looks thru the window until I go out and feed her.

Mine's an indoor cat. She sleeps first downstairs, then upstairs, then on the bed at my feet, till maybe 6 and gets restless, and by 7 is waking me up, dammit.

[resister]

Mine's an indoor cat. She sleeps first downstairs, then upstairs, then on the bed at my feet, till maybe 6 and gets restless, and by 7 is waking me up, dammit.
I have 3 that mostly stay outdoors, they are all fixed and have their shots. I don't know how anyone has indoor cats, litter boxes and always having to make sure they don't bolt out the door!

[Peter1469]

My cats like to raise hell around 3 in the morning.

[Perianne]

There are four types of animals:

(1) animals we eat
(2) performing or working animals
(3) pets
(4) cats

[resister]

There are four types of animals:

(1) animals we eat
(2) performing or working animals
(3) pets
(4) cats
And no one "owns" a cat, they own you.

Cats prefer to be referred to as fur people, they think it's purrfect! :)

[Chris]

I have 3 that mostly stay outdoors, they are all fixed and have their shots. I don't know how anyone has indoor cats, litter boxes and always having to make sure they don't bolt out the door!

First cat, ages ago, Spot (black on white), was strictly outdoors, neutered, shots etc, but outdoors, and neighbors liked him for chasing off mice and squirrels. This one, Tigger, it was a decision to deal with litter boxes and scratching--he's curious about the outdoors, watches constantly, there's a black cat roaming free, but he has never shown interested to actually venture out there.

[resister]

First cat, ages ago, Spot (black on white), was strictly outdoors, spade, shots etc, but outdoors, and neighbors liked him for chasing off mice and squirrels. This one, Tigger, it was a decision to deal with litter boxes and scratching--he's curious about the outdoors, watches constantly, there's a black cat roaming free, but he has never shown interested to actually venture out there.When I lived with my dad and stepmom (ages ago) we had an indoor cat that always tried to bolt, a real pain in the ass.

[Chris]

There are four types of animals:

(1) animals we eat
(2) performing or working animals
(3) pets
(4) cats

Cats have not evolved since they domesticated us.

[Chris]

When I lived with my dad and stepmom (ages ago) we had an indoor cat that always tried to bolt, a real pain in the ass.

If mine did he's chipped, and tagged with both ID and insurance.