What is it about liberals and there must be more. .
Tonight me and one of my best friends probably hit the end of the road. Hes always resented me because he's used to people looming up to him , a Drs son and trust fund son. Then I came along 5-6 years ago. Now there is someone who not only doesnt look up to him but will say " dang nice to win the birth lottery " or dang dude its a shame you have only been a bartender thinking that talking slow with the New Orleans drawl makes you sound smart. I have an atty friend that does it and I say "please get to dam point. Tell me the beginning and ending. If I can't fill in the blanks of the middle im too stupid to live so shoot me. He gets mad and acts hurt but you know screw that donkey humpin pos. I think fast , I talk fast and please pull your butt flaps over your ears and kiss your hairy ass grass if you can't gimme a big fo' shizzle' and do the same. I tell his gf a few things but mostly the same. I'll say " I do not recall ordering a dam clown please walk away from me ". Or I will say " its a shame you feel you gave to pervert the bible to fit your agenda". My mom lives on the lake 1 mile from here. Not because shes intellgent, just as you, she is not. But because my incredible brilliant creative dad i call "God" he calls his son " jesus". I am son #1 which makes no sense as I am only son..pulse up a bit perain IRL invading personal space. Please i need room.you donkey screwing maggot " do not get within 40" of me. Don't worry about me taking your crutch aka 2 legger beth etc. If I wanted her id be very honest with her which happens to be a brand of sweet you could never understand. Its pure gold or a flop. Women with low self esteem are out of their comfy zone with me. If I think you are beautiful and amazing I say " i feel compelled to say u are very beautiful, you cant control me with sex because I actually like you. If i get Disengaged emotionally I wow. (Im shy so blushing). Princess? I apologize for mot being a jerk but heres for you. Hand me your phone my lefty scribble is half art half an abstract and no..im sorry punkin poo. Ill speak in your ear or phone . da phone da phone. A short something next....title. .luv ya me see me smile...
" it really doesn't matter if i look into your eyes,
At your hair,
Or really just anywhere ,
Only a princess as you,
Could be so beautiful...everywhere..Kiss my dreams.., ciao. I exit quick i am too shy and not needy enough yet. I try to think of the feel of her hands her smile , is she worthy?
I need space. ..
I call say " hey pretty one lets shake it , hug it , kiss it or whatever but be forewarned. Not every woman can resist my charms. If you wanna kiss me please do. If i want to kiss you I'll say maybe " pretty nose, pretty ears , pretty face". When im being a bottom feeding maggot let me be. Im sorry sweet girl but i get in moods of extreme . sad or maybe slumming looking for you. Im worth it, you might be? Boom...i had to dislodge her for a sec..ill be back
Mommie Dearest will. prolly show up at church tonight dragging a dam leper. So If you go wear a name tag or they might toss you in a hot to make leper stew. Listen girlie girl who has somehow conned dumbass into some flaky stuff or something. Shell say " flaky , like what "?. Ill say like " you have a smell about you that is a mix of stale vodka, dumb fukkery, cheap makeup and lwmme guess..today is Munchausen syndrome day or is it Munchausen by proxy day? Shell say weird stuff like i dont understanding. Ill say understand this. You are not from here you are at a tremendous disadvantage. You are a lying drunk who triggers my bi polar. Last month yoy triggered me so bad I went balls to the wall manic. I blew $7000 in 4 days, I had to be alone because trauma issues were enroute. I was scared and I fukkin hate you, goofy bich. Then she looks at my buddy like " do something " lol. I tell him im sorry your needy nature causes you to compromise. Please leave , im sorry big un but im too well to be subjected to your bottom barrel scum. If you can shake her , call me. Have a nice day , two crew crew of two Remember on thing, i love me.