Originally Posted by
Cedric
Carnac the Magnificent places the sealed envelope against his forehead and intones, "As Jimmy Carter, Junior."
Now Carnac tears the seal of the envelope, blows it open to free the contents, removes the message and then reads aloud, "After a Muslim Brotherhood dominated Egypt enacts Sharia Law as the law of the land and after Iran creates a nuclear arsenal, and after the Israelis strike against them because Obama is an ineffective wuse as president, and after further damaging the U.S. national economy for four more years, how will Barack Obama be remembered at the end of his second term?"