Aspergers Test

[Captain Obvious]

True. I do tip very well. When those high tips don't grant future favors I stop visiting. That is the free market.

Smells like marriage.

[Peter1469]

Smells like marriage.

Yes, I can see that.

[dsolo802]

Mushrooms?

Perhaps one of the best ways to get smoked.

[dsolo802]

Or Barbara Boxer.

[ramone]

Hmm, I scored a 20.

[Alias]

I have ADD until I see a naked beautiful woman, and then all of a sudden I'm cured.

[ramone]

Does she have to be beautiful...............? I tend to drift from the facial features myself.

[Vilifier of Zombies]

Same here.

I come home after a week on the road, wife inundates me with issues, kid asks me for money, toilet is leaking - the only one who is honestly happy to see me is the $#@!ing dog.

... and she wonders why I baby him.

That was my gripe with this test, if you factor in the wife and kids - it'll render the test useless - hell, it might even be something like that Willis "I see dead people" movie and the government is monitoring the results, that if you answer all the questions, factoring in the wife and kids, you might have a couple of Federal agents kicking down your door putting two bullets in your head and one to the heart or some other nefarious group tracking this stupid $#@! to find out who the next "Rainman" is, so they could make a killing at the blackjack tables at some of the newer indian casinos...

[Conley]

How do the wife and kids affect your answers?

[Vilifier of Zombies]

How do the wife and kids affect your answers?

A lot of the questions were socially based questions, my interactions with my wife and kids are vastly different from everyone else.