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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I have a neighbor with a gf I am just crazy about. She has great manners, soft spoken, pretty and makes me blush. I wonder. Maybe U just go knock on the door and carry her off caveman style and take her back to my house? I dont think she would mind. Of course I would probably get bored with her and carry her back over there caveman style in a few days. I could wait till she is really drunk then put her on his porch ring the doorbell and run. Im not very good at relationships.

    It is best just to look and be polite.
    Don't be "that creepy neighbor".

    With the internet now, there are plenty of places to take your sexual lust.
    Spare the nice ladies.
    Scores of unemployed hookers and easy chicks await your messages.

    " Get laid, young man " to paraphrase Horice Greely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retirednsmilin308 View Post
    It is best just to look and be polite.
    Don't be "that creepy neighbor".

    With the internet now, there are plenty of places to take your sexual lust.
    Spare the nice ladies.
    Scores of unemployed hookers and easy chicks await your messages.

    " Get laid, young man " to paraphrase Horice Greely.

    RNS
    Im always polite to the ladies. I am 100% a southern gentleman. No " creep" factor here.
    I'm yo.
    This my brother yo
    We yo yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collateral Damage View Post
    I'd be checking to see if her boyfriend supports the 2nd Amendment before considering the 'caveman' approach.

    Try a kitten, chocolates and a bottle of white wine first.
    Kittens are too difficult to debone.
    People who think a movie about plastic dolls is trying to turn their kids gay or trans are now officially known as

    Barbie Q’s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Im always polite to the ladies. I am 100% a southern gentleman. No " creep" factor here.

    I apologize if you took that the wrong way.
    I know YOU are, but none of us know her perception of your intentions.
    Only she knows that.

    I was just being cautionary.
    When it is not allowed to be questioned, it is not science, it is PROPAGANDA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retirednsmilin308 View Post
    I apologize if you took that the wrong way.
    I know YOU are, but none of us know her perception of your intentions.
    Only she knows that.

    I was just being cautionary.
    Its all good. I think she gets a kick out of me. I would never try to take her from him as hes a good neighbor and about 6 inches taller than me and guarenteed could kik my ass lol. But..if he moved and they broke up it would be on !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Its all good. I think she gets a kick out of me. I would never try to take her from him as hes a good neighbor and about 6 inches taller than me and guarenteed could kik my ass lol. But..if he moved and they broke up it would be on !
    Practice your relationship & womanly skills and you just might be able to steal her away.
    You are right next to her.

    Remember...all the good woman are taken, so if you want a good woman you have to steal one...
    (from a sitcom in the 80's, I think)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retirednsmilin308 View Post
    Practice your relationship & womanly skills and you just might be able to steal her away.
    You are right next to her.

    Remember...all the good woman are taken, so if you want a good woman you have to steal one...
    (from a sitcom in the 80's, I think)
    Im going to file this lady under " down the road". The best way to play it imo is not to play. But...ill let time go by and see what flies. In the meantime she knows where I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    I have a neighbor with a gf I am just crazy about. She has great manners, soft spoken, pretty and makes me blush. I wonder. Maybe U just go knock on the door and carry her off caveman style and take her back to my house? I dont think she would mind. Of course I would probably get bored with her and carry her back over there caveman style in a few days. I could wait till she is really drunk then put her on his porch ring the doorbell and run. Im not very good at relationships.

    Some neighbors have solved this particular problem by waiting until they are in a relationship themselves and then proposing some sort of temporary trade. It's been done for decades, probably much longer. For some reason you'll need to remember your car keys even though it's nextdoor. And you won't get sick of her at all because you are just borrowing. But it is quite possible that both you and your mate will learn things for when the borrowing time is over.
    It is a "Ugg want different woman tonight" situation, but you still have to pretend it's a party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Im going to file this lady under " down the road". The best way to play it imo is not to play. But...ill let time go by and see what flies. In the meantime she knows where I am.
    Maybe she will club you over the head and drag you somewhere?

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