What's your sign?

[Standing Wolf]

My ex-wife was an Earth sign and I'm a Water sign. Together we made mud.

(Thanks, Rodney!)

[Adelaide]

I am a Virgo.

[alexa]

Exxon

Virgo

[AZ Jim]

Classic Libra

[Retirednsmilin308]

First let me say I am not a beliver in horoscopes or numerology and what not. This thread is purely for entertainment purposes.

Now thats out of the way. I am a Scorpio. I have heard a lot of bad things said about Scorpio's. LoL But now (different topic) there was this one Chineese reastaurant that I used to go to with my family and it was like they had a fortune teller in the back. We always sit there and read our fortune cookie fortunes after dinner just for a good laugh. But those fortunes at that one place were always erily correct. Sure it is a coinicdence, but a lot of fun too.

Welp did a quick search to see what is said about a scorpio.... this was kind. Not the stuff I have always heard. Here is the link https://entertainment.howstuffworks....gy/scorpio.htm

Excerpt:

A Scorpio woman is one of mystery -- part tomboy, part femme fatale. She has a provocative magnetism. She is maternal, not smothering. Whether she has a satisfying career or family life -- or both -- she gives everything. She can be demanding but is equally demanding of herself. Always looking to transform herself for the better, she never seems to age but grows in wisdom and maturity.

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I am a Libra and I was told to avoid Scorpios at all cost.

Of all the literal hundreds of women i dated the only two i wanted to smother with a pillow were Scorpios.

I told one of them, if I was locked in a room with she, Osama Bin Ladden, & Hitler, and had a gun with only two rounds in it, I would shoot her twice.

Conversely, Libras enjoy the company of other Libras just fine, as well as others of the zodiac.

I am a Ram/Sheep in the Chinese zodiac and guess who I am never supposed to ever marry? The female Ox.
I give you two guesses what my EX wife was....

Like you, JAP, I don't really believe in any of this zodiac stuff, but there are some things about it that make you go hmmmmm.....

[Retirednsmilin308]

The weaknesses are spot on for the most part minus the insecure. I think I was insecure when I was younger but not so much these days. I'm still emotional and suspicious and very good at manipulation so I'll embrace those weaknesses because sometimes they're strengths.

The likes are completely off - I prefer to be alone and am not interested in water but rather woods. I don't like small talk so dinner with friends is OUT. I don't like to help loved ones but I do it out of respect and commitment.

Okay Peter - I think I've pushed your buttons enough today. Plus I'm in Philly attending the annual ISPE meeting. I arrived yesterday to a traffic jam full of annual naked bike riders. It was reported that there were over 3k naked participants. What a sight to behold......ugh

My son is a trucker and said he was in Portland, OR when they had a nekkid bicycle ride.
He said there was no one there you would enjoy seeing without their clothes on.
I sent this to JAP as a present.
I now give it to you in case you see something like that on-line.
My gift to you, Trish.

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[AZ Jim]

I am a Libra and I was told to avoid Scorpios at all cost.

Of all the literal hundreds of women i dated the only two i wanted to smother with a pillow were Scorpios.

I told one of them, if I was locked in a room with she, Osama Bin Ladden, & Hitler, and had a gun with only two rounds in it, I would shoot her twice.

Conversely, Libras enjoy the company of other Libras just fine, as well as others of the zodiac.

I am a Ram/Sheep in the Chinese zodiac and guess who I am never supposed to ever marry? The female Ox.
I give you two guesses what my EX wife was....

Like you, JAP, I don't really believe in any of this zodiac stuff, but there are some things about it that make you go hmmmmm.....

My wife of 48 years (RIP Honey) was a Scorpio and we always loved each other without any strife.

[Retirednsmilin308]

My wife of 48 years (RIP Honey) was a Scorpio and we always loved each other without any strife.

I apologize if my point was not clear.
It seems you took it the wrong way.
I did not say ALL Scorpois are bad.

I did say, I myself, personally, have never gotten along with Scorpios, and this was only after I found out they were.

Please to not take this as a slight on your loving wife.

[AZ Jim]

I apologize if my point was not clear.
It seems you took it the wrong way.
I did not say ALL Scorpois are bad.

I did say, I myself, personally, have never gotten along with Scorpios, and this was only after I found out they were.

Please to not take this as a slight on your loving wife.

I didn't take anything you said as a slight on my wife or my part. I didn't mean to give that impression.

[Retirednsmilin308]

I didn't take anything you said as a slight on my wife or my part. I didn't mean to give that impression.

Thank you. I was concerned.
There is enough angst already here without me adding to it.