Please choose answer A, B, or C
A) The people we call "Hard left " are responsible for all the problems in the world including arthritis , boring preseason football and the clap.
B) The people we call "Hard right" are responsible for all the problems in the world including the common cold, bad food and shingles.
C) Most people who spout off along the lines of either "A" or "B" are wrong and a big part of our problems but NOT responsible for arthritis, boring preseason football, the clap, the common cold, bad food or the shingles