HUMOR for the humorless!

[rcfieldz]

OP's original YouTube post is unavailable. Is this a joke?

[Mini Me]

OP's original YouTube post is unavailable. Is this a joke?

No, I tried it, and it says ; "no longer available, copyright claim" Sorry!

[Mister D]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?

Neither has he.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

He doesn't know he's black.

[RadioGod]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

He doesn't know he's black.

LOL, that's racist and totally messed up! Thumbs-up x10 for irreverence and utter disregard for political correctness!

How did Stevie Wonder's parents punish him as a child?

They rearranged the furniture.

[RadioGod]

What else did Stevie Wonder's parents do to punish him when he was a child?

They made him read the waffle iron.

[Mini Me]

[RadioGod]

Haahaaaaa! We're all going to hell!

[RadioGod]

Bill and Hillary Clinton's love life was on the rocks after certain disclosures had come about, and Bill was finding it impossible to reignite his marital bliss.
So he asked his head of security, "Bubba, I ain't got no love life anymore. What can I do to get my wife excited again?".
"Well", Bubba said, "I do have a little trick that always seems to work for me."
"You've got to tell me, man, I'm pretty desperate here.", said Bill.
Bubba said, "OK, here's the deal. Wait for her to turn out the lights, then sneak in the bedroom, pull out your junk, and smack it on the foot of the bed 3 times."
"No sh*t," said Bill, " are you telling me that really works?".
"Every time.", said Bubba.
So later that night, Bill patiently waited for Hillary to turn off the lights and go to bed. He snuck in the bedroom, pulled out his junk, and smacked it on the foot of the bed 3 times.
Hillary said, "Bubba, is that you Bubba?"

[RadioGod]

Ok, ok, I got another one...

A young indian lad was hanging around camp one day, and being young and confused, he was wondering how his people were given their names.
So he went to the old chief, and he asked him, "Chief, how do we come up with the names for everyone in our tribe?"
"Well", said the chief, "That is a good question. It works like this- whenever someone is born, the first animal activity we see, that is what we name the infant."
The chief continued, "Because nature is always so different, everyone gets a unique name. For example, when your uncle was born, we saw a eagle soaring across the sky, so we named him "Soaring Eagle". Ans when I was born, there was a herd of deer outside, so I was named "Flocking Deer". And when your Mother was born, we saw 3 ravens circling overhead, so she was named "3 Ravens Circling".
"Oh", said the young lad, "I think I get it now.".
The chief, sensing the young lad's confusion, said, "What makes you ask, 2 dogs fu*king?"

[RadioGod]

Why was Benedict Arnold popular with the ladies?

He was hung.