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    Twas' the night before Christamas Rewrite for anti-Trump posters.

    Twas' the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.


    The stockings were hung, by the chimney with care,
    In hope that Saint Nicholas, soon would be there.


    When up on the roof, there arose such a clatter,
    I arose from my bed, to see what was the matter.


    Chopper blades sounded, and made such a din,
    As Seal Team 6, was fast-roping in.


    The window shattered, a flashbang went poof!
    Simoultaneously, a shaped charge, punched a hole in my roof.


    I heard the Seals yell, as I dove for the couch,
    And one put 2 rounds, through my anti-Trump mouth.


    They took over my computer, and sat in my chair,
    And started posting, as if I was still there.


    Praises for Trump, and his great policies,
    Foreign and domestic, as the case may be.


    They undid all my likes, and made me new friends,
    The right-wing types, with sheets on their heads.


    They drank coffee all night, from my favorite mugs,
    And sh*tposted furiously, like internet thugs.


    They called out commies and marxist's, and kooks alike,
    Using fake facts and talking points, to make wrong, look right.


    And after it all, near dawn's first light,
    They said merry Christmas to all, And to all a good night.
    I live with a profound happiness that can only be achieved by being hated by Mr.Veritis

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    Donnie Trump was a draft dodger and is a con-artist, but if that is your image of Santa Claus go with it. Have fun, but fix the roof as soon as possible.
    Wanna make America great, buy American owned, made in the USA, we do. AF Veteran, INFJ-A, I am not PC.

    "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by midcan5 View Post
    Donnie Trump was a draft dodger and is a con-artist, but if that is your image of Santa Claus go with it. Have fun, but fix the roof as soon as possible.
    explain to the forum why you want to see Trump destroyed.............just what has he done to you?
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    Ah Im glad to see theres no left wing bias, no left wing trolling, no left wing insults, its those Gdamned Trump supporters ITS ALL THEM THEY ARE VIOLENT ANIMALS, lol
    LETS GO BRANDON
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    Proggies love to project.
    When Donald Trump said to protest “peacefully”, he meant violence.

    When he told protesters to “go home”, he meant stay for an insurrection.

    And when he told Brad Raffensperger to implement “whatever the correct legal remedy is”, he meant fraud.

    War is peace.

    Freedom is slavery.

    Ignorance is strength.

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    Quote Originally Posted by midcan5 View Post
    Donnie Trump was a draft dodger and is a con-artist, but if that is your image of Santa Claus go with it. Have fun, but fix the roof as soon as possible.
    What has Trump done wrong?

    When Biden laments that Trump is undoing everything Obama did, that's a very good thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadioGod View Post
    Twas' the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.


    The stockings were hung, by the chimney with care,
    In hope that Saint Nicholas, soon would be there.


    When up on the roof, there arose such a clatter,
    I arose from my bed, to see what was the matter.


    Chopper blades sounded, and made such a din,
    As Seal Team 6, was fast-roping in.


    The window shattered, a flashbang went poof!
    Simoultaneously, a shaped charge, punched a hole in my roof.


    I heard the Seals yell, as I dove for the couch,
    And one put 2 rounds, through my anti-Trump mouth.


    They took over my computer, and sat in my chair,
    And started posting, as if I was still there.


    Praises for Trump, and his great policies,
    Foreign and domestic, as the case may be.


    They undid all my likes, and made me new friends,
    The right-wing types, with sheets on their heads.


    They drank coffee all night, from my favorite mugs,
    And sh*tposted furiously, like internet thugs.


    They called out commies and marxist's, and kooks alike,
    Using fake facts and talking points, to make wrong, look right.


    And after it all, near dawn's first light,
    They said merry Christmas to all, And to all a good night.

    #### Humph. All braun, and no brains. This is the real story #### } M-L


    Twas the night before Christmas , and all through the house ; a liberal was stirring, and his pet mouse.

    The stockings were hung on the chimney with care, the house owner not knowing, that Delta would soon be there.

    When up on the roof, there rose such a clatter, the liberal rose from his lounge chair, throwing open the shutters to see what was the matter.

    Weighed by snow and ice, the power pole fizzed and sparked in the night chill, Army Rangers setting a diversion, cutting the power ; assisting Delta for the kill.

    Lighting candles so the liberal could see, he never heard the soldiers dressed in black, picking a lock in the door , nearest the Christmas tree.

    As the liberal sat on the couch reading by the dim light ; the door near the Christmas tree abruptly swung open, suddenly giving him a fright.

    Before the left wing liberal could shout and argue his strife, three rounds split his head , fired by a Delta guy, holding a suppressed MP-5.

    The door was soon closed, and the lock clicked intact, Rangers entered the house, quietly sneaking in through the back.

    The icebox was raided, they drank all the beer and ale, as the dead Democrat was on the couch, turning blue and pale.

    The Operators had feasted and ate like a king, not the least bit worried ; the dead body of the Main Stream Media, would not be found till Spring

    Who the culprits were, the liberal would never be able to tell, Delta and Rangers to be cautious, removed all the evidence well.

    As the Blackhawks lifted off , silhouetted by the moons early light, the Delta Force Officer shouted above the choppers props " Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night !"




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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Lambda View Post
    #### Humph. All braun, and no brains. This is the real story #### } M-L


    Twas the night before Christmas , and all through the house ; a liberal was stirring, and his pet mouse.

    The stockings were hung on the chimney with care, the house owner not knowing, that Delta would soon be there.

    When up on the roof, there rose such a clatter, the liberal rose from his lounge chair, throwing open the shutters to see what was the matter.

    Weighed by snow and ice, the power pole fizzed and sparked in the night chill, Army Rangers setting a diversion, cutting the power ; assisting Delta for the kill.

    Lighting candles so the liberal could see, he never heard the soldiers dressed in black, picking a lock in the door , nearest the Christmas tree.

    As the liberal sat on the couch reading by the dim light ; the door near the Christmas tree abruptly swung open, suddenly giving him a fright.

    Before the left wing liberal could shout and argue his strife, three rounds split his head , fired by a Delta guy, holding an MP-5.

    The door was soon closed, and the lock clicked intact, Rangers entered the house, quietly sneaking in through the back.

    The icebox was raided, they drank all the beer and ale, as the dead Democrat was on the couch, turning blue and pale.

    The Operators had feasted and ate like a king, not the least bit worried ; the dead body of the Main Stream Media, would not be found till Spring

    Who the culprits were, the liberal would never be able to tell, Delta and Rangers to be cautious, removed all the evidence well.

    As the Blackhawks lifted off , silhouetted by the moons early light, the Delta Force Officer shouted above the choppers props " Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night !"




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    That's the sprit!!!! Well done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RadioGod View Post
    That's the sprit!!!! Well done.

    Thanks. I copy and paste it from word, it's my work.

    Some words did not take ---- I added " SUPRESSED " MP-5.

    Word copy and paste to internet, sometimes words won't pick up in the final paste for some reason. I just reviewed and edited it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Common View Post
    Ah Im glad to see theres no left wing bias, no left wing trolling, no left wing insults, its those Gdamned Trump supporters ITS ALL THEM THEY ARE VIOLENT ANIMALS, lol
    I ain't no poet. And I don't really have a left or right wing bias. I do have an anti-Trump bias, which I can freely admit. I even died in my attempt at pre-Christmas political humor. What more could a alt-right mod want?
    I live with a profound happiness that can only be achieved by being hated by Mr.Veritis

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