#### Humph. All braun, and no brains.
This is the real story #### } M-L
Twas the night before Christmas , and all through the house ; a liberal was stirring, and his pet mouse.
The stockings were hung on the chimney with care, the house owner not knowing, that Delta would soon be there.
When up on the roof, there rose such a clatter, the liberal rose from his lounge chair, throwing open the shutters to see what was the matter.
Weighed by snow and ice, the power pole fizzed and sparked in the night chill, Army Rangers setting a diversion, cutting the power ; assisting Delta for the kill.
Lighting candles so the liberal could see, he never heard the soldiers dressed in black, picking a lock in the door , nearest the Christmas tree.
As the liberal sat on the couch reading by the dim light ; the door near the Christmas tree abruptly swung open, suddenly giving him a fright.
Before the left wing liberal could shout and argue his strife, three rounds split his head , fired by a Delta guy, holding an MP-5.
The door was soon closed, and the lock clicked intact, Rangers entered the house, quietly sneaking in through the back.
The icebox was raided, they drank all the beer and ale, as the dead Democrat was on the couch, turning blue and pale.
The Operators had feasted and ate like a king, not the least bit worried ; the dead body of the Main Stream Media, would not be found till Spring
Who the culprits were, the liberal would never be able to tell, Delta and Rangers to be cautious, removed all the evidence well.
As the Blackhawks lifted off , silhouetted by the moons early light, the Delta Force Officer shouted above the choppers props " Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night !"
Major Lambda