Doctors Find Turtle in Woman’s Vagina

[roadmaster]

Police in Spain are questioning a British woman after medics found a dead turtle inside her vagina. Doctors made the discovery after the woman arrived at the hospital complaining of pain in her genital area.
The unnamed woman has reportedly picked up an infection caused by the dead animal. The size of reptile has not been revealed. According to local newspaper El Dia, the woman had told friends she felt unwell a couple of days after she had been out partying with them.
The woman is reported to have ‘no idea’ how the turtle ended up where it did.


https://alboenews.net/2018/09/21/doc...womans-vagina/


No idea, yea right.

[Lummy]

Eat your heart out, Cory Booker.

[Standing Wolf]

The woman is reported to have ‘no idea’ how the turtle ended up where it did.

My guess would be very slowly.

[hanger4]

I'll say just this and not return to this thread, I don't want to know why or how that turtle was .............. where it was.

[Trish]

When did McConnell go to Spain?

[Mister D]

When did McConnell go to Spain?

Don't worry. The turtle is dead. It can't be nominated.

[Trish]

Don't worry. The turtle is dead. It can't be nominated.

Yeah.....but can it vote? (smirk)

[Chris]

Yeah.....but can it vote? (smirk)

In Chicago, yes, it could.

[Mister D]

Yeah.....but can it vote? (smirk)

Chris stole my thunder but I was going to say that it all depends. Dead Democrats have been known to vote but since this was a sexual assault we can be sure it was a conservative Republican. Dead Republicans don't vote.

[gamewell45]

Police in Spain are questioning a British woman after medics found a dead turtle inside her vagina. Doctors made the discovery after the woman arrived at the hospital complaining of pain in her genital area.
The unnamed woman has reportedly picked up an infection caused by the dead animal. The size of reptile has not been revealed. According to local newspaper El Dia, the woman had told friends she felt unwell a couple of days after she had been out partying with them.
The woman is reported to have ‘no idea’ how the turtle ended up where it did.


https://alboenews.net/2018/09/21/doc...womans-vagina/


No idea, yea right.

Hell of a place to hide a turtle in my opinion.