Expand My Biblical Knowledge

[Helena]

I always thought the story of Saul with the Witch of Endor was intriguing for so many reasons.

[Mister D]

I always thought the story of Saul with the Witch of Endor was intriguing for so many reasons.

I'm sure you can elaborate.

[Helena]

I'm sure you can elaborate.

Thanks for your confidence!

[RadioGod]

Or your rights, your dignity and so forth.

And your intelligence.

[Mister D]

Thanks for your confidence!

I'm here to help, Helena. Now show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

[Mister D]

And your intelligence.

Well, that was a zinger. Sorry, I forgot. You're one of those atheists who's morally outraged all the time but has no idea why his outrage is justified. No worries.

[Helena]

I'm here to help, Helena. Now show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

I'm not here to stoke your fantasies.

You don't find that particular Bible story interesting? I remember having lots of questions when I first heard it in Sunday School.

[Mister D]

I'm not here to stoke your fantasies.

You don't find that particular Bible story interesting? I remember having lots of questions when I first heard it in Sunday School.

Apparently, you're here to justify your own.

Should I? Why? Why do you? Do you know?

Pro-tip: Sunday school is for children.

[Helena]

Apparently, you're here to justify your own.

What fantasies am I here to justify, since it's all so glaringly apparent to you?

Should I? Why? Why do you? Do you know?

If you want. I do because of all of the implications surrounding it. It's a neat story. Also, the element of hypocrisy in the story. No one really likes a hypocrite and the story does that justification well.

Pro-tip: Sunday school is for children.

Not where I came from, Mister!

[Mister D]

What fantasies am I here to justify, since it's all so glaringly apparent to you?

If you want. I do because of all of the implications surrounding it. It's a neat story. Also, the element of hypocrisy in the story. No one really likes a hypocrite and the story does that justification well.

Not where I came from, Mister!

You obviously have some hangups, Helena. It's not like I'm prying. You can't seem to help yourself when it comes to this topic. Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.

If you don't know why I should find this story interesting just say so.

Do you come from a place where adults are stuck in middle school? Sorry, I don't understand.