I got married to Christ

[Captain Obvious]

ok then...

So if she has an affair is she cucking Christ?

Yes... I'm going to hell, I know...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45968315

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45968315

Jessica Hayes bought herself a wedding gown, a veil and a ring. But when she stood at the altar facing the bishop during a solemn religious ceremony, there was no groom by her side.

She was getting married to Jesus Christ.

Ms Hayes, 41, is a consecrated virgin - a vocation taken by women within the Catholic Church who wish to give themselves as brides to God.

Even within Catholicism, consecrated virgins are little-known - partly because the vocation was only publicly sanctioned by the Church less than 50 years ago.

During the consecration ceremony, the candidate - who wears a bride-like, white dress- makes life-long chastity vows and promises never to engage in sexual or romantic relationships.

The women also wear a wedding ring - a symbol of their betrothal to Christ.

"I often get asked: 'So, are you married?'" says Ms Hayes, who is one of this year's BBC 100 Women. "I usually just reply with a really brief explanation that I am similar to a religious sister, that there's a total commitment to Christ, but that I live out in the world."

[Chris]

Seems end of the year not much news happening so these whacky stories float to the top.

[AZ Jim]

Wonder how the honeymoon went?

[The Xl]

Some people are really out there, lol

[Mini Me]

Some people are really out there, lol

Out there? There is no where there!

[roadmaster]

Don't blame this woman she listens to idiots and their fables that claim the bride is the Church. Those pre Tribbers that claim without Biblical backing that they will be gone and the bride before Trib. Someone should tell this poor woman she is not New Jerusalem.

He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.⁸ But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and $#@!mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
⁹ And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife.
¹⁰ And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,

[Captain Obvious]

Wonder how the honeymoon went?

Christ is risen?

..hell, yes, on my way now

[Helena]

Isn't that what nuns do? They wear a wedding band and consider themselves married to the church, or Christ.

[zachroidott]

She'll get 70% of heaven in the divorce.

[jigglepete]

Isn't that what nuns do? They wear a wedding band and consider themselves married to the church, or Christ.

Just remember the old saying, "you can kiss a nun, but don't get into the habit."