Wow!
I forwarded your idea to the Congressional Politburo in Washington. It was received and recorded as #89390887 with today's date for your future reference. They replied that you should be happy to know they found your proposition very amusing! They added, "We have much bigger, better and more important ideas for your family unit, and so are very pleased to inform you that your plan is unsound, discouraged and rejected by the committee!"
Well, I thought huh. I mean, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
But not to worry, I guess. You are now on the Party's social mailing list, and they will be contacting you!
(No thanks necessary. I really didn't do anything.)`