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    Science says butt sex is bad for the butt.

    But it's worse if you're a dude.

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    Who ever assumed it was good?

    ass...umed.. pfft

    I'm guessing it's not bad for you if you're the pitcher though.
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    Even in anal sex with yourself? (sorry Captain Obvious, I beat you to the question you perv)
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Even in anal sex with yourself? (sorry Captain Obvious, I beat you to the question you perv)
    If I was gifted enough to have anal sex with myself I'd be a retired porn star at this point.

    my junk is ugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    If I was gifted enough to have anal sex with myself I'd be a retired porn star at this point.

    Simulated phallus Captain Holmes. You pirate Captains aren't known to wear a peg leg for nothing. Don't play coy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Even in anal sex with yourself? (sorry Captain Obvious, I beat you to the question you perv)
    In order to do yourself you have to stand in a chair and you might fall off and break something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Who ever assumed it was good?

    ass...umed.. pfft

    I'm guessing it's not bad for you if you're the pitcher though.
    HPV is also bad for "pitchers" but those cancers are less common, like penile cancer.

    In terms of HIV, only bad for the "catcher" if the "pitcher" already has it.

    I don't like this analogy.

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    Anyone got Amazon Prime? This might save you from the diseases as long as you don't lone it out.

    https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Chiseled-Chad-Male-Love/dp/B00LV4XH40/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_121_t_0?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID =B213TBXR8CPY8EJBZNJM
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Anyone got Amazon Prime? This might save you from the diseases as long as you don't lone it out.

    https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Chiseled-Chad-Male-Love/dp/B00LV4XH40/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_121_t_0?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID =B213TBXR8CPY8EJBZNJM
    What the...

    Now that's in my browsing history, $#@!er.

    my junk is ugly

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